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Mug of the Day 10/25/2009 (Edited 10/23/09 11:55AM by WV_Mountaineer)
Mug of the Day 10/25/2009 <span style="font-size:12px;">(Edited 10/23/09 11:55AM by WV_Mountaineer)</span> Photo

4. Julia E. Laack
We know it's complicated, folks, but try to stay with us: Just because the occasional naked crackhead on Cops doesn't get arrested, that doesn't mean that being naked somehow renders you above the law.

That, apparently, was the impression Wisconsin mother Julie Laack was under. Police in Sheboygan believed Laack stole a beef jerky and a lighter from a local liquor store -- that's quite the afternoon she had planned -- so they showed up at her house. She didn't answer, but instead starting yelling at three children inside. When police entered, Laack -- for reasons that will forever remain unclear -- stripped naked, and attempted to convince the cops that her nakedness meant they couldn't arrest her. Unfamiliar with the Get Out of Jail Naked Card, the cops arrested her on a variety of charges -- including resisting arrest, which probably had something to do with her spitting in the mouth of one officer, kicking another in nuts, and then -- to finish off the White Trash Triumvirate -- spreading her bare Butt cheeks on the squad-car window.

| Closed on 11/12/09 at 05:00PM
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80%a. Glad I did not have to see it.
20%b. Just Stupid.

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#1 | 30 days ago

Maybe she misunderstood what the police meant when they told her to "take off, eh"...
Glad I did not have to see it.  
  
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#1 | 30 days ago

Maybe she misunderstood what the police meant when they told her to "take off, eh"...
Glad I did not have to see it.  
#2 | 30 days ago

Bet that was not a pretty sight! 

Glad I did not have to see it.  
#3 | 30 days ago

Spread 'em.....um, maybe you better not!
Glad I did not have to see it.  
#4 | 30 days ago
cubsgirl (Glenda) profile photo

Classy, next I expect to see her on Springer.
Glad I did not have to see it.  
#5 | 30 days ago

A little make up and alot less crack she might make it to "Thong of the day cop car window edition".Some people are just stuck on stupid. 
Glad I did not have to see it.  
#6 | 30 days ago

 THUG OF THE DAY
#7 | 30 days ago

S.O.S. "STUCK ON STUPID"
Just Stupid.  
#8 | 30 days ago

Sounds like a "My Name is Earl" episode.
Glad I did not have to see it.  
#9 | 30 days ago

this why why inbreeding is illegal in most states. lmfao
Glad I did not have to see it.  
#10 | 30 days ago

(Edited by Shiloh884)
And people wonder why I don't watch Cops!  Most of the people on there are pretty stupid.  I can always rely on the "Q" to post the good clips that are actually worth watching - glad I didn't see this one!
Glad I did not have to see it.  
#11 | 30 days ago

my ex wife went downhill quick once she left....somehow i always knew she would end up on the internet.....
Glad I did not have to see it.  
#12 | 30 days ago

WHAT A LAACK-EE...............
Just Stupid.  
#13 | 30 days ago

that would be 2 BUTT CHEEKS, one on the cops window, and the one she completely made herself out to be, can you say LOSER !!!!!!!!!!!   
#14 | 30 days ago

WTF  that is just crazy
Just Stupid.  
#15 | 30 days ago

She is a very SICK young lady.
#16 | 30 days ago

 Her poor kids. You know they're going to hear about this on the playground.
#17 | 30 days ago

a lighter and beef jerky?
Glad I did not have to see it.  
#18 | 30 days ago

JRSFLAME88 wrote:
a lighter and beef jerky?
She wanted a hot meal.
Glad I did not have to see it.  
#19 | 30 days ago

ew
#20 | 30 days ago

(Edited by RunningDawg)
Man you would have to spray the inside of the cop car with disinfectant......or burn it.
Glad I did not have to see it.  
#21 | 29 days ago

It's heartbreaking what some people do to their kids.
Just Stupid.  

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