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bmcannons bachelor party! (Edited 12/12/09 10:32PM by Seth)
Allright guys Bart has told me he's not having a bachelor party. So heres your chance if you were throwing him one what would it be like? Tell the truth cause I think he needs some fun. (am I a great girlfriend or what)
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33 Fans 
24%a. Well I would do this.
9%b. The hangover was kid's play.
9%c. Lol I'm not telling you.
6%d. Bart's going to love it
52%e. Boobies (in this case other)

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#1 | 1733 days ago

Strippers on her way....

Bart's going to love it  
  
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#1 | 1733 days ago

Strippers on her way....

Bart's going to love it  
#2 | 1733 days ago

sc0ttm0 wrote:
Strippers on her way....

I am not baking the cake for her to jump out of no way! Get back to you later! 
Boobies (in this case other)  
#3 | 1733 days ago

OMG. she is ginormous. did she use some crisco to slide into that car???
#4 | 1733 days ago
18packabs (+)

I would have an "Illegal Party". Banned Music, Fire Arms, Drugs, Hookers, Donkey Show, and the list goes on and on and on. I would also get him out in time for the WEDDING, ain't I a great Friend....
Well I would do this.  
#5 | 1733 days ago

18packabs wrote:
I would have an "Illegal Party". Banned Music, Fire Arms, Drugs, Hookers, Donkey Show, and the list goes on and on and on. I would also get him out in time for the WEDDING, ain't I a great Friend....
Yep I knew I could count on you. lol. thats why I think you should come to the wedding.
#6 | 1733 days ago
18packabs (+)

cubsgirl wrote:
Yep I knew I could count on you. lol. thats why I think you should come to the wedding.
If I recieve an invitation, I just may make the trip.
Well I would do this.  
#7 | 1733 days ago

18packabs wrote:
If I recieve an invitation, I just may make the trip.
Everyones invited.omg the Q will be unleashed in Aurora Mo. Well they say go out with a bang.
#8 | 1733 days ago

Can I bring a couple of my new friends?
#9 | 1733 days ago

You do realize that thats not me right? And beauty is in the eye of the man whos had the most Jager shots.
#10 | 1733 days ago
18packabs (+)

cubsgirl wrote:
Everyones invited.omg the Q will be unleashed in Aurora Mo. Well they say go out with a bang.
The "Show Me" State, how appropriate is that......

You can count me Drunk....err, I mean in....err, I mean there......
Well I would do this.  
#11 | 1733 days ago

ChargerJim wrote:
Can I bring a couple of my new friends?
You so paid them to stand there!
#12 | 1733 days ago

We can play horseshoes?

Bart's going to love it  
#13 | 1733 days ago

We can hit the town later in a limo.

Bart's going to love it  
#14 | 1733 days ago

do some kidding works
Lol I'm not telling you.  
#15 | 1733 days ago
JRSFLAME88 (+)

Bart should have a Bachelors Party because YOU are definitely have a Bachelorette's party.  I'm planning that one!

Well I would do this.  
#16 | 1733 days ago
sweetnsxg (+)

have the partys on same day I wanna attend both I'm gona jump out of the cake and I wana see who jumps outta the cake at Glendas I need a driver to take me  back and forth lol
#17 | 1733 days ago

blondie45044 wrote:
I am not baking the cake for her to jump out of no way! Get back to you later! 
Not enough flour in the Northern Hemisphere. 
#18 | 1733 days ago

I found him a cake, but I can't show it here
Click here
#19 | 1733 days ago

Kenne wrote:
I found him a cake, but I can't show it here
Click here
Lmao, yep that'll work!
#20 | 1733 days ago

Congrats dude!
#21 | 1733 days ago

Never been to a bachelor party before and this one too seems to be a little out of bounds for me.
Boobies (in this case other)  
#22 | 1733 days ago

Glenda, your chauffeur needs to make a run for some drinks.
Well I would do this.  
#23 | 1733 days ago

cubsgirl wrote:
You so paid them to stand there!
Well, I DID buy their calendar, so technically....you're kinda right. Totally worth it!!
#24 | 1733 days ago
bmcannon1 (+)

18packabs wrote:
I would have an "Illegal Party". Banned Music, Fire Arms, Drugs, Hookers, Donkey Show, and the list goes on and on and on. I would also get him out in time for the WEDDING, ain't I a great Friend....
Just bring the Donkey and i will be one happy groom.
#25 | 1733 days ago

After thinking long and hard I came up with a gift for his bachelor party. This is for Glenda and Bart on their start to a happy couple.

Glenda here ya go! It is to get rid of his doll, dolls. straightpins.jpg Straight pins image by stiffmittens
Boobies (in this case other)  
#26 | 1733 days ago
bmcannon1 (+)

sc0ttm0 wrote:
Strippers on her way....

BOOBIES
#27 | 1733 days ago
Irish22 (+)

Why don't we have the bachelor's party in Vegas? We can do it the same weekend of the Red River Shootout. Bart can either lose or double the honeymoon fund betting on the game. Lots of boobies in Vegas, no closing time, and plenty of time for Bart to recover before the funeral wedding. Also I know people who live in Vegas and can arrange any kind of "party favor" someone might need or want.

Well I would do this.  
#28 | 1733 days ago

bmcannon1 wrote:
BOOBIES
i bet her name is Chesty
#29 | 1733 days ago

sc0ttm0 wrote:
Strippers on her way....

Holly crapola how does she even manage to breath..but at least I think she might have her own air bags.. I'm just saying
#30 | 1733 days ago
bmcannon1 (+)

Irish22 wrote:

Why don't we have the bachelor's party in Vegas? We can do it the same weekend of the Red River Shootout. Bart can either lose or double the honeymoon fund betting on the game. Lots of boobies in Vegas, no closing time, and plenty of time for Bart to recover before the funeral wedding. Also I know people who live in Vegas and can arrange any kind of "party favor" someone might need or want.

I like this idea.
#31 | 1733 days ago
jasonwrites (+)

What happens in Vegas... we'll all tell Glenda about. Sorry bro. Hey, did I hear you are 48?
Boobies (in this case other)  
#32 | 1733 days ago

i think we should have parties for both Glenda and Bart in Vegas..
#33 | 1733 days ago

SassyRed wrote:
i think we should have parties for both Glenda and Bart in Vegas..
sassyred, would you be my date in vegas ???i will behave, hehe
#34 | 1733 days ago

Jeff_P wrote:
sassyred, would you be my date in vegas ???i will behave, hehe
It would be a pleasure to be your date in Vegas..not sure I can promise to behave though
#35 | 1733 days ago

SassyRed wrote:
It would be a pleasure to be your date in Vegas..not sure I can promise to behave though
i dont need your promise sweety, i trust you,hehe, its me im worried about.
#36 | 1733 days ago

Jeff_P wrote:
i dont need your promise sweety, i trust you,hehe, its me im worried about.
OK, lol I promise then scouts honor
#37 | 1733 days ago

blondie45044 wrote:
After thinking long and hard I came up with a gift for his bachelor party. This is for Glenda and Bart on their start to a happy couple.

Glenda here ya go! It is to get rid of his doll, dolls. straightpins.jpg Straight pins image by stiffmittens
Lmao, perfect man thats good!
#38 | 1733 days ago
JRSFLAME88 (+)

Let the men party because the Glenda is in for a fun night herself!

Well I would do this.  
#39 | 1733 days ago

SassyRed wrote:
OK, lol I promise then scouts honor
nooooooo, we will just see what happens, hehe
#40 | 1733 days ago

Jeff_P wrote:
nooooooo, we will just see what happens, hehe
ummm maybe you two should have your own party! lol
#41 | 1733 days ago

cubsgirl wrote:
ummm maybe you two should have your own party! lol
GLENDA DEAR  how dare you imply that, we just met, and im not that way................. yea right, lol.  
#42 | 1733 days ago
Irish22 (+)

SassyRed wrote:
i think we should have parties for both Glenda and Bart in Vegas..
We could take them to Olympic Gardens. It is a 2 story strip club, they have Females strippers on one floor and Males strippers on the other. I have gone to a mixed party there before. The girls loved it cause they could just come and make sure us guys were behaving, but no guy ever went to check on the girls. Wierd huh?
Well I would do this.  
#43 | 1732 days ago
Irish22 (+)

jasonwrites wrote:
What happens in Vegas... we'll all tell Glenda about. Sorry bro. Hey, did I hear you are 48?
You know some a$$hole would do a poll about the trip, just for the points.
Well I would do this.  
#44 | 1732 days ago

(Edited by cubsgirl)
Irish22 wrote:
You know some a$$hole would do a poll about the trip, just for the points.
Probably me! lmao. oh wait i wont be there, never mind.
#45 | 1732 days ago







Delete if Violates coc











Top 10 Bachelor Party Ideas

  • Gentlemen's club party - Round up the boys and head out to your local strip club. Load up with dollar bills before hand and save a few bucks for a lapdance.


  • Keg Party - Just like the ones you used to go to in high school. Great idea for you young guys who want to have a huge drunkfest. Pick somebody's house who has the room outdoors to accomodate a bunch of drunk dudes.


  • Rent a hall - Stock the bar, set up a card tournament, sell bachelor party tickets, cook some man food, hire a stripper, crank some tunes.


  • Paintball - If you've never done it, I highly recommend it. Few things in life are more fun than whacking your buddies in the side of the head with a paintball. Gauranteed to be a total riot.


  • Golf outing - For those of you who are heavily into the sport. Gather a foursome or two or three. Book some tee times at a decent course. Head out for drinks and partying afterwards.


  • Pub Crawl - Guzzle beer by the pitcher until the bachelor cries uncle. See if you can hit every bar in town.


  • Las vegas bachelor party - What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Spend a whole weekend and get the groom in on a Texas holdem tournament while the rest of you horny slobs drool over the hotties in the strip clubs.


  • Casino Bachelor Party - It seems there are casinos nearby no matter where you live these days. You don't have to go to Vegas anymore. There are plenty of casinos scattered all over the U.S.


  • Limousine Party - Get a handful of guys together or as many as forty. Rent a limousine to take you guys to some clubs in you nearest large city.


  • Tavern Bachelor Party - Talk to management at the bachelor's favorite watering hole. Some places have party packages where you pay per person for food and drinks. If they have a back room, it might be suitable for a stripper show.


Boobies (in this case other)  
#46 | 1732 days ago

burnet44 wrote:






Delete if Violates coc











Top 10 Bachelor Party Ideas

  • Gentlemen's club party - Round up the boys and head out to your local strip club. Load up with dollar bills before hand and save a few bucks for a lapdance.


  • Keg Party - Just like the ones you used to go to in high school. Great idea for you young guys who want to have a huge drunkfest. Pick somebody's house who has the room outdoors to accomodate a bunch of drunk dudes.


  • Rent a hall - Stock the bar, set up a card tournament, sell bachelor party tickets, cook some man food, hire a stripper, crank some tunes.


  • Paintball - If you've never done it, I highly recommend it. Few things in life are more fun than whacking your buddies in the side of the head with a paintball. Gauranteed to be a total riot.


  • Golf outing - For those of you who are heavily into the sport. Gather a foursome or two or three. Book some tee times at a decent course. Head out for drinks and partying afterwards.


  • Pub Crawl - Guzzle beer by the pitcher until the bachelor cries uncle. See if you can hit every bar in town.


  • Las vegas bachelor party - What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Spend a whole weekend and get the groom in on a Texas holdem tournament while the rest of you horny slobs drool over the hotties in the strip clubs.


  • Casino Bachelor Party - It seems there are casinos nearby no matter where you live these days. You don't have to go to Vegas anymore. There are plenty of casinos scattered all over the U.S.


  • Limousine Party - Get a handful of guys together or as many as forty. Rent a limousine to take you guys to some clubs in you nearest large city.


  • Tavern Bachelor Party - Talk to management at the bachelor's favorite watering hole. Some places have party packages where you pay per person for food and drinks. If they have a back room, it might be suitable for a stripper show.


Well Pat I must say you have covered all the bases.lol. Looks like you've thrown a couple of these before.
#47 | 1732 days ago
rileyjames47 (+)

 Have Lawn Mowing Party
#48 | 1732 days ago

All I can say is wedding night Yall will have the best party of all.Who needs all the rest of the parties.Congrats to you both hope yall have a long Happy Life together.Bart you will get to see Boobies everyday and night when yall get married.Glenda you did good girl Yall amke an awesome couple.Take Care and God Bless you both.HUGS.
#49 | 1732 days ago
bmcannon1 (+)

rileyjames47 wrote:
 Have Lawn Mowing Party
Riley wins.......thats my Sooner women.
#50 | 1732 days ago

sc0ttm0 wrote:
Strippers on her way....

Note to self.................Never put Scott in charge of the stripper.
#51 | 1732 days ago

ChargerJim wrote:
Can I bring a couple of my new friends?
show off!  lol
Bart's going to love it  
#52 | 1732 days ago

burnet44 wrote:






Delete if Violates coc











Top 10 Bachelor Party Ideas

  • Gentlemen's club party - Round up the boys and head out to your local strip club. Load up with dollar bills before hand and save a few bucks for a lapdance.


  • Keg Party - Just like the ones you used to go to in high school. Great idea for you young guys who want to have a huge drunkfest. Pick somebody's house who has the room outdoors to accomodate a bunch of drunk dudes.


  • Rent a hall - Stock the bar, set up a card tournament, sell bachelor party tickets, cook some man food, hire a stripper, crank some tunes.


  • Paintball - If you've never done it, I highly recommend it. Few things in life are more fun than whacking your buddies in the side of the head with a paintball. Gauranteed to be a total riot.


  • Golf outing - For those of you who are heavily into the sport. Gather a foursome or two or three. Book some tee times at a decent course. Head out for drinks and partying afterwards.


  • Pub Crawl - Guzzle beer by the pitcher until the bachelor cries uncle. See if you can hit every bar in town.


  • Las vegas bachelor party - What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Spend a whole weekend and get the groom in on a Texas holdem tournament while the rest of you horny slobs drool over the hotties in the strip clubs.


  • Casino Bachelor Party - It seems there are casinos nearby no matter where you live these days. You don't have to go to Vegas anymore. There are plenty of casinos scattered all over the U.S.


  • Limousine Party - Get a handful of guys together or as many as forty. Rent a limousine to take you guys to some clubs in you nearest large city.


  • Tavern Bachelor Party - Talk to management at the bachelor's favorite watering hole. Some places have party packages where you pay per person for food and drinks. If they have a back room, it might be suitable for a stripper show.


Some state I guess lol
Boobies (in this case other)  
#53 | 1732 days ago

cubsgirl wrote:
ummm maybe you two should have your own party! lol
Is so blushing on this end
#54 | 1732 days ago

i'm thinking tequila and a bouncy house
Well I would do this.  
#55 | 1732 days ago
rileyjames47 (+)

rileyjames47 wrote:
 Have Lawn Mowing Party
Hard to get a PQ for this post, someone must be really desperate or just flat out lame
#56 | 1727 days ago

KitNKaboodle wrote:
show off!  lol
Wait wait wait wait wait..........I'm looking at your profile picture and yet I'm the show off? LOL
#57 | 1690 days ago

sc0ttm0 wrote:
Strippers on her way....

OH HUSKER, THAT'S JUST WRONG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

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