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Annoying People in Public Bathrooms

One of the things that annoys the hell out of me, is these people that come up from different floors to use my floor's bathroom to dump a load. I've put up an "Out of Order" sign on one the stalls, and unscreww the lightbulbs on the other ones. I thought I do a little more research to see what I could do...

Annoying People in Public Bathrooms
-Cheer and clap loudly every time someoe brekas the silence w/ a bodily function noise.
-Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit! My glass eye!"
-Fill a balloon w/ creamed corn. Rush into the stall w/ your hand over your mouth and let out a lengthy vomit impression while you squeeze the balloon and splatter cream corn all about. Apologize profusely and blame it on the fettuccine alfredo you had for breakfast.
-Fill up a large flask w/ Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!"
-Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 ft. Sigh relaxingly.
-Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall, adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peekaboo!"
-Play a well-known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.
-Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot."
-Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!"
-Say, "Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"
-Say, "Damn, this water's cold."
-Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."
-Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."
-Say, "Interesting...more floaters than sinkers."
-Say, "Now how did that get there?"
-Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."
-Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"
-Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop the wad under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could
you kick that back over here please?"

Any other ideas, or experienes???

| Closed on 11/03/09 at 05:00PM
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TOP COMMENT
#4 \| 30 days ago half_baked (+)	Say "I didn't even eat any corn..."
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14 Comments \| Sorted by Most Recent First \| Red = You Disagreed
Vote for your favorite comments. Fans decide the Top Comment (3+ votes) and also hide poor quality comments (4+ votes).
#1 \| 30 days ago Wordsmith (+)	(Edited by Wordsmith) I always ask the guy next to me to pass a bunch of paper! Just keep asking him for more and more and more. I've done THAT
	8
#2 \| 30 days ago kteacher (+)	OtHeR
	6
#3 \| 30 days ago cubsgirl (+)	Lmao, omg well I have to say there are some interesting comments there. OtHeR
	8
#4 \| 30 days ago half_baked (+)	Say "I didn't even eat any corn..."
	14
#5 \| 30 days ago 18packabs (+)	I ask him if he wants paper or plastic...... OtHeR
	12
#6 \| 30 days ago Mr_Rogers (+)	Use a stall right next to someone and then tap your foot against the stall.
	10
#7 \| 30 days ago JRSFLAME88 (+)	cubsgirl wrote: Lmao, omg well I have to say there are some interesting comments there. Yea, it kinda makes you wonder....What's next? lol OtHeR
	5
#8 \| 30 days ago The_Real_Stoney (+)	I like to sing ballads from the early to mid 80s replacing bathroom functions for some lyrics I've done THIS
	9
#9 \| 30 days ago NMboyzfan (+)	You know what two words will clear a men's room faster than anything?..."Nice d*ck!" OtHeR
	8
#10 \| 30 days ago RunningDawg (+)	In my youth, I once put a dead opposum in a public toilet, was going to flush it, but he looked so peaceful so I left him and sat on a park bench near by to watch......pretty funny the looks on those guys faces coming out of that bathroom! OtHeR
	6
#11 \| 30 days ago sweetnsxg (+)	woo i think something crawled up in someones @$$ and died OtHeR
	3
#12 \| 29 days ago Daniel_and_Becca (+)	LOL OtHeR
	2
#13 \| 29 days ago cuddles127017 (+)	Men are so easily entertained. OtHeR
	3
#14 \| 28 days ago Hiawatha (+)	Step into a stall and declare with surprise, "Well well well! What do we have here!?"
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#	Name	FanIQ	Answer (Red= You Disagreed)
20	Jahiegel 11/02/2009 10:26PM		OtHeR
19	blondie45044 10/30/2009 02:29AM		OtHeR
18	cuddles127017 10/28/2009 04:20AM		OtHeR
17	Daniel_and_Becca 10/28/2009 04:14AM		OtHeR
16	G Money 10/28/2009 12:18AM		I've done THAT
15	sweetnsxg 10/27/2009 08:00PM		OtHeR
14	towsongirl12 10/27/2009 07:52PM		OtHeR
13	ukcatfan383 10/27/2009 01:29PM		OtHeR
12	RunningDawg 10/27/2009 12:39PM		OtHeR
11	Cali_Kat 10/27/2009 12:38PM		OtHeR
10	JCFrench 10/27/2009 11:02AM		OtHeR
9	NMboyzfan 10/27/2009 10:55AM		OtHeR
8	The_Real_Stoney 10/27/2009 10:50AM		I've done THIS
7	vikings4us 10/27/2009 10:37AM		I've done THIS
6	18packabs 10/27/2009 10:30AM		OtHeR
5	JRSFLAME88 10/27/2009 10:29AM		OtHeR
4	cubsgirl 10/27/2009 10:28AM		OtHeR
3	qtowndogg 10/27/2009 10:26AM		OtHeR
2	kteacher 10/27/2009 10:19AM		OtHeR
1	Wordsmith 10/27/2009 10:19AM		I've done THAT