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Mug of the Day 10/27/2009
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Could the F-Bomb Land Mike Shahrokhi in Jail?
By Pete Kotz in Creeps, Stupid Criminals
Thursday, Oct. 22 2009 @ 4:53PM


Mike Shahrokhi, a printing salesmen in suburban Kansas City, was driving in Overland Park, Kansas when he got into a beef with another driver. The argument apparently continued as they drove down the road until Shahrokhi stopped at a convenience store to get a drink, where they resumed their manly jousting.

Shahrokhi admits to busting out a few F-bombs during the exchange. He also admits to trotting out this little gem: "I pull up along side him, and essentially told him that I had intercourse with his daughter from behind, and she liked it. And he was on the phone with police..."

Now Shahrokhi's been charged with disorderly conduct, for which he could get 30 days in the slam. And it looks like prosecutors really want him to do those 30 days.

Shahrokhi says it's all because of a few well-placed F-bombs, which makes it ridiculous that he's facing jail time. But the disorderly conduct statute in Overland Park includes using offensive, obscene or abusive language to arouse alarm, anger or resentment in others. We may be going out on a limb here, but when you talk about anally penetrating someone's daughter, that usually creates stuff like anger and resentment.

The other driver, Mike Nolan, admits to busting out some F-bombs too. But he hasn't been charged. In Shahrokhi's case, he's probably lucky Nolan didn't decide to beat him with a tire iron. So maybe the 30 days is a pretty good deal after all.

| Closed on 11/05/09 at 05:00PM
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#3 | 29 days ago

Looks like Overland Park needs to update THEIR CoC too. 
  
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#1 | 29 days ago

I have NEVER seen a person wearing a shirt like that in Johnson County (Overland Park, Ks.). He must not be from around here. And no, I wouldn't have given him 30 days for that or there would be an overcrowding in the jails. It seems like a waste of the taxpayers money. So this is what my tax money is going to these days. Good to know.
WTF  
#2 | 29 days ago

I can see a fine maybe but not jail.
WTF  
#3 | 29 days ago

Looks like Overland Park needs to update THEIR CoC too. 
#4 | 29 days ago

what the F*** is wrong with people these days, geesh !!!!!!!!!!!!     
#5 | 29 days ago
Wordsmith (+)

janet011685 wrote:
Looks like Overland Park needs to update THEIR CoC too. 
Apparently their mods are hard-liners as well. I wonder if Overland Park residents have the opportunity to appeal this overzealous prosecutor? 
That   
#6 | 29 days ago

using offensive, obscene or abusive language to arouse alarm, anger or resentment in others

I had no fu*%ing clue that was a crime someone needs to read up on some Colorado statutes real quick to see if it's the same here
This  
#7 | 29 days ago

Wordsmith wrote:
Apparently their mods are hard-liners as well. I wonder if Overland Park residents have the opportunity to appeal this overzealous prosecutor? 
Trust me, Overland Park, Ks. is very traditional  suburbia and nothing really happens there. When I lived in the suburb next to it people teased me saying they don't even know why we have police officers there because nothing ever happens in Perfect Johnson County.
WTF  
#8 | 29 days ago

Dang.       That shoots my plan of winning the lottery, driving to Kansas for bbq in my Lamoborghini, the f word is my favorite curse word
WTF  
#9 | 29 days ago

That shirt is enough to make you drop the F word!
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#10 | 29 days ago

That shirt contributed to loud, disruptive behavior. 
That   
#11 | 29 days ago

note to self........ Stay th F*** out of Kansas.
#12 | 29 days ago
ibstrokn4u (+)

looks like the type to have intercourse with Mr. Nolan from behind and enjoy it
WTF  
#13 | 29 days ago

ibstrokn4u wrote:
looks like the type to have intercourse with Mr. Nolan from behind and enjoy it
wouldn't offer a reach around either.
WTF  
#14 | 29 days ago

Dont like the shirt the guy well , dang out of words
#15 | 29 days ago

zzj000 wrote:
note to self........ Stay th F*** out of Kansas.
WTF  
#16 | 29 days ago

ohwell1219 wrote:
Dang.       That shoots my plan of winning the lottery, driving to Kansas for bbq in my Lamoborghini, the f word is my favorite curse word
You can have some great BBQ here anytime
WTF  
#17 | 29 days ago

ohwell1219 wrote:
Dang.       That shoots my plan of winning the lottery, driving to Kansas for bbq in my Lamoborghini, the f word is my favorite curse word
Thanks Deanna!
WTF  
#18 | 29 days ago
bmcannon1 (+)

(Edited by bmcannon1)
I like his shirt.


I think what they are pissed about is the guy saying what he did to the guys daughter. Any guy say that about my daughters while im driving and there ass will be in the wall or the ditch.
#19 | 28 days ago

No jail time, just wash his mouth out with soap.
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#20 | 28 days ago

WTF  too funny
WTF  
#21 | 26 days ago

cuddles127017 wrote:
No jail time, just wash his mouth out with soap.
That got parents arrested here in Ohio, got to be careful now days,
WTF  
#22 | 26 days ago

Oh well he can get his anal abuse inside now lol
This  
#23 | 25 days ago

i just want to know how old is his daughter and now that the one guy in jail is she available for lunch ,guess what for lunch

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