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WOMANS BRAIN VS MENS BRAIN!

Ever wondered how a woman’s brain works?
It’s finally explained here in one, easy-to-understand illustration:WOMANS BRAIN VS MENS BRAIN! Photo
Every one of those little blue balls is a thought about something that needs to be done, a decision or a problem that needs to be solved. A man, of course, has only 2 balls and they take up all of his thoughts.

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-2837.3821. WOMANS BRAIN VS MENS BRAIN!

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#4 | 19 days ago

 Very funny.  We all know God gave men two heads but only enough blood to run one at a time.
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#1 | 19 days ago

 Just a little humor, I shared this with my husband. He laughed and agreed our minds are always busy! Laughter is fun to share please keep in mind the COC so we do not get into trouble.
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#2 | 19 days ago
rileyjames47 (+)

I don't think you will want me involved on this one, but thanks.
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#3 | 19 days ago

 I say there's about 100 things on my mind in one part of the day or another. And what man has pants big enough for all that! LOL.  After that its mind overload.
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#4 | 19 days ago

 Very funny.  We all know God gave men two heads but only enough blood to run one at a time.
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#5 | 19 days ago

  Men are still confused in this matter
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#6 | 19 days ago

  Men's Brain = Simple and Easy content

Women's Brain = Complex and tough content.......
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#7 | 19 days ago

 I would be a very rich  if I knew the answer to that................................
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#8 | 19 days ago
These are only tendencies. Where do you fit?
  Men with more specialized brains Women with more balanced
brains
Advantages More likely to become geniuses and experts Better at managing, generalist thinking, and "intuitive" thinking (ie. aware of many aspects of a situation).
Disadvantages More likely to become idiot savants, absent-minded, narrow minded, and be poor managers Less likely to excel as experts
Careers where this tendency is a real advantage Musician, Craftsmen, Specialist in any field, and any career using spatial sense President, CEO, Manager, Supervisor, Mother, Nurse, Secretary, Lawyer, Cook, Teacher
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#9 | 19 days ago

 I think that is an incorrect diagram... there is no mention of all the sports knowledge we possess
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#10 | 19 days ago
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#11 | 19 days ago

  Atleast the male brain works all the time.
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#12 | 19 days ago

 MY FROENDS Q, ALL WHE KNOW THAT THE MEN THINK WHITH SOMETHING IN ABOVE OF  HIS BELT , HIS BRAINS ARE USED FOR 2 OR 3 THINKS, MAYBE WORK, THE WOMEN USE HIS BRAIN AT FULL ,
MEN THINKING






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#13 | 19 days ago

 And most of the time, they've got them out playing with them
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#14 | 19 days ago

 (Edited by cubsgirl)
I wonder how many guys tried to find Waldo in the diagram?
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#15 | 19 days ago

Women love cats.
Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.

 

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.



 

 

 
 
 
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#16 | 19 days ago

 A women's brain is like the Internet...always connected. A man's brain has boxes and in each box they have an item in it like the truck box, the boat box etc ...you get the idea. And the boxes never touch. And in the very depths of they're brain they have a box we "Women"never knew they had. And it's empty. Imagine all that. That's why they can site mindlessly for hours at a time watching TV like a zombie.
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#17 | 19 days ago

 BLUE BALLS.................
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#18 | 19 days ago

 wyldePHX wrote:
So what's your point?Shopping spree I don't see a problem.
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#19 | 19 days ago
Wordsmith (+)

Anyone notice in the drawing that the "thoughts", "ideas" represented by the little circles are just being mishandled, wasted and destroyed???

Watch what happens at the bottom of the screen in this area

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#20 | 19 days ago

  to my dyin' day i will never understand how a woman thinks. with men there is no gray area,and don't insinuate i mean brain, it's either black or white. women on the other hand seem to have trouble makin' up their minds. ok ladies, answer this for me please. how come when a man asks you to do something, go somewhere, or ask why did you do this, your answer is because. because why or what? the response is always "i don't know, just because" i'm beggin' you queens of the "Q" to answer this question that has baffled man for the ages.
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#21 | 19 days ago
Shooter_6 (+)

adkbabe wrote:

Women love cats.
Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.

 

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.



 

 

 
 
 
I love cats! I'd kick any guy who I saw kick a cat!
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#22 | 19 days ago

 Wordsmith wrote:
Anyone notice in the drawing that the "thoughts", "ideas" represented by the little circles are just being mishandled, wasted and destroyed???

Watch what happens at the bottom of the screen in this area

That was probably a man, thinking he could help.
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#23 | 19 days ago

 buckhntr wrote:
 to my dyin' day i will never understand how a woman thinks. with men there is no gray area,and don't insinuate i mean brain, it's either black or white. women on the other hand seem to have trouble makin' up their minds. ok ladies, answer this for me please. how come when a man asks you to do something, go somewhere, or ask why did you do this, your answer is because. because why or what? the response is always "i don't know, just because" i'm beggin' you queens of the "Q" to answer this question that has baffled man for the ages.
The day you all figure us out, you will quit trying to figure out how to please us. That would just be a sad day, please do not understand us just love us! 
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#24 | 19 days ago

 Men have two balls and even those don't help him think about but one thing!
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#25 | 19 days ago

 blondie45044 wrote:
The day you all figure us out, you will quit trying to figure out how to please us. That would just be a sad day, please do not understand us just love us! 
 see,even women don't know the answer. 
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#26 | 19 days ago

 buckhntr wrote:
 see,even women don't know the answer. 
you just don't get it
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#27 | 19 days ago

 buckhntr wrote:
 to my dyin' day i will never understand how a woman thinks. with men there is no gray area,and don't insinuate i mean brain, it's either black or white. women on the other hand seem to have trouble makin' up their minds. ok ladies, answer this for me please. how come when a man asks you to do something, go somewhere, or ask why did you do this, your answer is because. because why or what? the response is always "i don't know, just because" i'm beggin' you queens of the "Q" to answer this question that has baffled man for the ages.
I don't know just because we wanted to. There hows that. Another mystery solved scooby.lol
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#28 | 19 days ago
Grneyes (+)

lmao good one
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#29 | 19 days ago

 Cherrie wrote:
you just don't get it
ur right,that's why i asked
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#30 | 19 days ago

 (Edited by KitNKaboodle)
Wordsmith wrote:
Anyone notice in the drawing that the "thoughts", "ideas" represented by the little circles are just being mishandled, wasted and destroyed???

Watch what happens at the bottom of the screen in this area

Ah you really studied this, eh? almost like you don't believe it? 
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#31 | 19 days ago
Wordsmith (+)

KitNKaboodle wrote:
Ah you really studied this, eh? almost like you don't believe it? 
Actually it just jumped right out at me. No need to look at the Lions for very long to see all their flaws.
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#32 | 19 days ago
Wordsmith (+)

blondie45044 wrote:
That was probably a man, thinking he could help.
I see, so rather than take responsibility for what is going on in a woman's brain, you look to blame a man??
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#33 | 19 days ago

 I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science.
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#34 | 19 days ago

 Hmmmmm!
Car showroom for women
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#35 | 19 days ago

 (Edited by kteacher)
The_Real_Stoney wrote:
I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science.
Nice Anchorman reference.
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#36 | 19 days ago

 kteacher wrote:
Nice Anchorman reference.
thank you
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#37 | 19 days ago

  This is a fight a man will never win. Like CONFUSCIOUS says  " fight with woman all day,,, get no piece at night"
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#38 | 19 days ago
SouthernMan (+)

it reminds me of what women look for in an ideal man...he must be trustworthy, handsome, kind, considerate, faithful, romantic, etc, etc, etc.....

we men just have this to say about what we want in a woman..


Show up naked!

 
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#39 | 19 days ago

 orly1 wrote:
Hmmmmm!
Car showroom for women
You forgot the license plate
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#40 | 19 days ago

 A  husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...30,000 to a man's 15,000.  The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...The husband then turned to his wife and asked, 'What?'
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#41 | 19 days ago

 Wordsmith wrote:
I see, so rather than take responsibility for what is going on in a woman's brain, you look to blame a man??
Throughout history it is a proven fact,
Mental illness
Menstrual cramps
Mental breakdown
Menopause
Guynecologist
AND when we have REAL trouble,
it's a Histerectomy. So I guess, this just proves yup blame it all on a man! 
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#42 | 19 days ago

 Wordsmith wrote:
Actually it just jumped right out at me. No need to look at the Lions for very long to see all their flaws.
ah ha! at least you admit we are superior ...
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#43 | 19 days ago

 18packabs wrote:
BLUE BALLS.................
Beat me to it. 

*kicking the dirt with a disappointed scowl on her face*
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#44 | 19 days ago

 (Edited by KitNKaboodle)
Wordsmith wrote:
I see, so rather than take responsibility for what is going on in a woman's brain, you look to blame a man??
I'll answer that one:

no, just merely illustrating how you guys always "drop the ball" ... lol
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#45 | 19 days ago

 First its how you ask,and why. If you ask her to go somewhere and she says no, then No means no. And if you have to ask why we done something the way we did it,then you forgot we have a mind of our own,and know how to use it. Oh and every woman is different. So its the best i can do for ya
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#46 | 19 days ago

 buckhntr wrote:
 to my dyin' day i will never understand how a woman thinks. with men there is no gray area,and don't insinuate i mean brain, it's either black or white. women on the other hand seem to have trouble makin' up their minds. ok ladies, answer this for me please. how come when a man asks you to do something, go somewhere, or ask why did you do this, your answer is because. because why or what? the response is always "i don't know, just because" i'm beggin' you queens of the "Q" to answer this question that has baffled man for the ages.
For 1 "don't insinuate i mean brain" the brain has to be involved if u need to think about it. And for 2 "i don't know, just because" would never fly out of my lips. If "a man asks me to do something, go somewhere, or ask why did you do this" trust u me you are going to get a better answer then that. 9 times out of 10 it's just best to leave it alone. The day god made us capable of growing life and giving it we are the champions my friend. Some are just a lil better at it then others.
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#47 | 19 days ago

 All that I know is Freud was right
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#48 | 19 days ago

 volvo18 wrote:
For 1 "don't insinuate i mean brain" the brain has to be involved if u need to think about it. And for 2 "i don't know, just because" would never fly out of my lips. If "a man asks me to do something, go somewhere, or ask why did you do this" trust u me you are going to get a better answer then that. 9 times out of 10 it's just best to leave it alone. The day god made us capable of growing life and giving it we are the champions my friend. Some are just a lil better at it then others.
 tell ur girlfriend i said hi
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#49 | 19 days ago

 buckhntr wrote:
 tell ur girlfriend i said hi
I will tell your daddy.

#50 | 19 days ago

 volvo18 wrote:
I will tell your daddy.
he's dead

#51 | 19 days ago

 buckhntr wrote:
he's dead
Sorry about your father. but the girl friend comment was a lil much.
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#52 | 19 days ago

 volvo18 wrote:
Sorry about your father. but the girl friend comment was a lil much.
u brought it on dear.when i made my statement it was intended to light-hearted.i don't need a lecture.i've been with enough women in my life to be aggravated.i sure as hell don't need from u
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#53 | 19 days ago

 buckhntr wrote:
u brought it on dear.when i made my statement it was intended to light-hearted.i don't need a lecture.i've been with enough women in my life to be aggravated.i sure as hell don't need from u
Was just joking with you. Didn't mean to aggravate u.

#54 | 19 days ago

 They need a lotta electricity...
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#55 | 18 days ago
SuperStar123 (+)

18packabs wrote:
BLUE BALLS.................
LOL! That's good Janet!
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#56 | 15 days ago

 I have heard some of us have 3 or 4 balls,wink.
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#57 | 14 days ago
Irish22 (+)

I can't speak for all guys, but here is what usually on mine, in no particular order. All things sports, food, beer, sex, sleep. That pretty much covers it.
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#58 | 13 days ago

 y all these idiotic arguement lets clear it.....
men r men.....
n women r women......
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#59 | 13 days ago

 The_Real_Stoney wrote:
I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science.
being a great creator you are right....but regarding the size of woman's brain....you might appriciate that....with such small brain women under stand all your good work & never hesitate to appriciate it....I wonder....if God has created woman's brain small to fool the world....there are integrated chips inside to keep it small & handy. 
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#60 | 13 days ago

Brain Surgery

The patient's family gathered to hear what the specialists had to say.

"Things don't look good. The only chance is a brain transplant. This is an experimental procedure. It might work, but the bad news is that brains are very expensive, and you will have to pay the costs yourselves."

"Well, how much does a brain cost?" asked the relatives.

"For a male brain, $500,000. For a female brain, $200,000."

All the men nodded in understanding, and a few actually smirked. Then the patient's daughter asked, "Why the difference in price between male brains and female brains?"

"A standard pricing practice," said the head of the team. "Women's brains have to be marked down because they're used."

#61 | 11 days ago

 Good one Lisa!  A guy will buy something that needs assembly and not even bother with the instructions, gets it together and it doesn't work. He gets irritated, has a beer, cusses and then decides to read the directions...men...Lol 
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#62 | 11 days ago

 Men have brains I know they think with something else sorry boyzzzzzzzzzz lol
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#63 | 10 days ago

 too funny
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#64 | 10 days ago

  so i guess that this means that women just think about a multitude of balls all day and what to do with them? 

#65 | 10 days ago

 SHONGRN420 wrote:
 so i guess that this means that women just think about a multitude of balls all day and what to do with them? 
yep I'm having meat BALLS 4 dinner tonight ty 4 da idea
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#66 | 9 days ago

  mans are ahead in this aspect .................. 
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#67 | 2 days ago

 riaa wrote:
y all these idiotic arguement lets clear it.....
men r men.....
n women r women......
note this point ur honour


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