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Jerk2??????? an oldie but a goodie.
An e-mail exchange between a law firm executive and a secretary over a ketchup stain has set London’s legal world buzzing.

The details were forwarded across the city after Richard Phillips, a senior associate at Baker & McKenzie, sent a message to secretary Jenny Amner.

The exchange appears to refer to her spilling ketchup on Phillips’ trousers and who should pay the cleaning bill, UK’s Press Association reported.

The first e-mail, which Phillips sent on May 25, said: “Hi Jenny. I went to a dry cleaners at lunch and they said it would cost £4 to remove the ketchup stains. If you cd let me have the cash today, that wd be much appreciated.”

On June 3, Amner replied: “With reference to the e-mail below, I must apologize for not getting back to you straight away but due to my mother’s sudden illness, death and funeral I have had more pressing issues than your £4.

“I apologize again for accidentally getting a few splashes of ketchup on your trousers. Obviously your financial need as a senior associate is greater than mine as a mere secretary.”

She wrote that she had told various partners, lawyers and trainees about his e-mail and they had offered to “do a collection” to raise the cash.

“I however declined their kind offer but should you feel the urgent need for the £4, it will be on my desk this afternoon.”
 

The manufacturers of Heinz tomato ketchup have offered to pay the £4 dry cleaning bill of a City lawyer who claimed that a secretary spilt the condiment over his trousers.

Richard Phillips, 36, who is reputed to earn £85,000 a year as a senior associate with the world’s fifth largest law firm, Baker & McKenzie, was embarrassed last week by the leaking of an e-mail correspondence in which he asked his secretary, Jenny Amner, to reimburse him for spilling ketchup on his trousers.

Mrs Amner, who earns about £25,000 a year, was on compassionate leave attending her mother’s funeral at the time.

Michael Mullen, the director of European Corporate Affairs for Heinz Europe, said that the company – which sells 120 million bottles of tomato ketchup a year in Britain – would be more than willing to ensure that Mr Phillips’s trousers were free of unsightly stains.

“Vinegar diluted with water is a quick and easy home remedy for removing ketchup,” Mr Mullen told The Sunday Telegraph informatively, “but we are happy to pay Mr Phillips’ dry cleaning bill instead.

“After all, why should Ms Amner pay the price for enjoying the world’s favourite ketchup?”


Mr. Phillips resigned from the firm shortly thereafter.

| Closed on 11/13/09 at 05:00PM
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room, Miscellaneous | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
24 Fans 
33%a. Jerk
13%b. Skinflint
54%c. Needs a good helping of Spotted Dick

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#1 | 23 days ago

The jerk doesn't deserve any spotted dick.  That what he is!
Jerk  
  
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#1 | 23 days ago

The jerk doesn't deserve any spotted dick.  That what he is!
Jerk  
#2 | 23 days ago

JRSFLAME88 wrote:
The jerk doesn't deserve any spotted dick.  That what he is!
LOL...yeah..that guy isnt getting any of my dick.
#3 | 23 days ago

It's man it's a lawyer it's a Superjerk.
Jerk  
#4 | 23 days ago

jasonsmall1977 wrote:
LOL...yeah..that guy isnt getting any of my dick.
Is yours spotted?
#5 | 23 days ago
Shooter_6 (+)

Cali_Kat wrote:
Is yours spotted?
Mines not...
#6 | 23 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
Is yours spotted?
Depends on where ive been.
#7 | 23 days ago

jasonsmall1977 wrote:
Depends on where ive been.
Ewww...now thats offensive LMAO!!!
#8 | 23 days ago

Can someone please tell me how and why the ketchup was spilled so close to his pants????HHHMMMMM !!!!!!
Maybe she likes ketchup on his "english fry"

Needs a good helping of Spotted Dick  
#9 | 23 days ago

partslady514 wrote:

Can someone please tell me how and why the ketchup was spilled so close to his pants????HHHMMMMM !!!!!!
Maybe she likes ketchup on his "english fry"

He shouldn't have made his secretary eat her lunch off of his lap
Jerk  
#10 | 23 days ago

Man, I am contacting Heinz about that mustard stain on my Baseball Jersey.....
Skinflint  
#11 | 23 days ago

18packabs wrote:
Man, I am contacting Heinz about that mustard stain on my Baseball Jersey.....
You wore a baseball jersey to the race?
Jerk  
#12 | 23 days ago

blondie45044 wrote:
You wore a baseball jersey to the race?
Hell No to a Baseball Game like 5 years ago.
Skinflint  
#13 | 23 days ago

18packabs wrote:
Man, I am contacting Heinz about that mustard stain on my Baseball Jersey.....
What?  You know thats not mustard.
#14 | 23 days ago

jasonsmall1977 wrote:
What?  You know thats not mustard.
OH it is mustard, just not sure if it came off my Pretzel or my FOOTLONG......
Skinflint  
#15 | 23 days ago

18packabs wrote:
OH it is mustard, just not sure if it came off my Pretzel or my FOOTLONG......
I'm gonna guess pretzel?
#16 | 23 days ago

It sounds like she should have accidentally spilled a nice hot cup of coffee on his trousers. At least there would be some satisfaction from that.
 
Jerk  
#17 | 23 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
I'm gonna guess pretzel?
You know what they say about assuming.......
Skinflint  
#18 | 23 days ago

18packabs wrote:
You know what they say about assuming.......
Good thing guessing is different than assuming....
#19 | 23 days ago

partslady514 wrote:

Can someone please tell me how and why the ketchup was spilled so close to his pants????HHHMMMMM !!!!!!
Maybe she likes ketchup on his "english fry"

I think she was putting it on his hot dog.
Needs a good helping of Spotted Dick  
#20 | 23 days ago
Wordsmith (+)

WV_Mountaineer wrote:
I think she was putting it on his hot dog.
I think he calls it his "jolly roger"
Skinflint  
#21 | 23 days ago

Somebody needs their ass kicked!!....btw.....(lmao!!..good one Alan!!)
Jerk  
#22 | 23 days ago

(Edited by streetballer123)
♫You're a jerk...you're a jerk...♫
#23 | 22 days ago

Funny how stains always come out, after the fact. Them stains will bust you every time! $85,000 a year guess he could have bought a new pair without bringing his dirty laundry for all to see! 

Jerk  
#24 | 22 days ago

I don't understand why he wanted her to pay for it.  That is so un-manly.
Needs a good helping of Spotted Dick  
#25 | 22 days ago

 Vinegar for stain removing is OK, but company paying for removal of ALL stains...................................................!!!!!!!!
Needs a good helping of Spotted Dick  

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