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HELP is on the way Jason!

Our dear friend JasonSmall seems to be in quite a funk these days. There seems to be NOTHING that Jason doesn't find offensive. Even a Pet Rock is offensive these days to Jason. I fear he may be nearing the end of his rope if we can't help him to find something NONoffensive. Please put your thinking caps on and come up with something that may help eliminate the stress that is building up inside poor Jason. We may not have much time. His sanity may be at stake. C'mon Q LockerRoom.... lets help a brother out.
Name or suggest something that Jason WON"T find "Offensive".

| Closed on 11/09/09 at 05:00PM
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll

35 Fans
0%	a. Cotton Ball
11%	b. Snowflake
17%	c. Free Beer
6%	d. A New Rubber Duckie
23%	e. A swift kick in the A**
11%	f. A trip to a Bunny Ranch
31%	g. Other

	&nbp;
TOP COMMENT
#2 \| 21 days ago LJHeath73 (+)	I don't think his sanity is at stake... I think OURS is... A trip to a Bunny Ranch
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#1 \| 21 days ago marcus_nyce (+)	Booze, broads, bongs, fuzzy little bunnies, I don't know. just keep trying stuff until you find something that helps. Other
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#2 \| 21 days ago LJHeath73 (+)	I don't think his sanity is at stake... I think OURS is... A trip to a Bunny Ranch
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#3 \| 21 days ago janet011685 (+)	Umm, where's the fun in that?! Jason ... take your skirt off and get back in the game. Dude, we both probably offended 99% of the Q yesterday on that poll about Dick.
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#4 \| 21 days ago Cali_Kat (+)	LJHeath73 wrote: I don't think his sanity is at stake... I think OURS is... Its ours for sure. I don't even want to be drinking my water when I go to one of these polls!! A trip to a Bunny Ranch
	12
#5 \| 21 days ago adkbabe (+)	I like the idea of free beer! Come on Jason you can't find this offensive! Free Beer
	12
#6 \| 21 days ago KitNKaboodle (+)	(Edited by KitNKaboodle) I have booked Jason an 8:30 appointment with her ... A swift kick in the A**
	9
#7 \| 21 days ago LJHeath73 (+)	Cali_Kat wrote: Its ours for sure. I don't even want to be drinking my water when I go to one of these polls!! I hear ya! A trip to a Bunny Ranch
	5
#8 \| 21 days ago The_Real_Stoney (+)	KitNKaboodle wrote: I have booked Jason an 8:30 appointment with her ... you mean him? Snowflake
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#9 \| 21 days ago kcpartygirl (+)
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#10 \| 21 days ago zzj000 (+)	Jason... oh Jason..... Put down the knife and come here. We're just trying to help!
	10
#11 \| 21 days ago cubsgirl (+)	ummmm completely non offensive right? nope I got nothin,I'm afraid I'm in the same boat as Jason is in today. A New Rubber Duckie
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#12 \| 21 days ago Wordsmith (+)	Here's something I know Jason will love. His Dolpins will win the AFC East this year! Other
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#13 \| 21 days ago cubsgirl (+)	Wait I got one, I think that bert and ernie are totally non offensive so how about bert and ernie? Hey Jason wanna go run over bert and ernie? I'll drive! A New Rubber Duckie
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#14 \| 21 days ago adkbabe (+)	cubsgirl wrote: Wait I got one, I think that bert and ernie are totally non offensive so how about bert and ernie? Hey Jason wanna go run over bert and ernie? I'll drive! Now wait a minute! I heard that Bert and Ernie came out of the closet YEARS ago. Some might find that offensive enough to not let their kids watch Sesame Street! Free Beer
	4
#15 \| 21 days ago Beaneaters (+)	wear this... Snowflake
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#16 \| 21 days ago jasonsmall1977 (+)	(Edited by hskrdave) Ill take these one at a time.....Cause I'm so fcking offended right now ive sent an email to every mod AND punched myself in the dck seven times.... Marcus...nice try. All those things offend me. Just the thought of all of those things made me have to re-stock the feminine hygiene dispensers in the bathroom. Janet...skirts offend me. Im not wearing one. Just my midriff and socks and flip-flops. Leslie and Kathy...rest assured that before the day is over youll be safe to drink your Evian. Jennifer...Im offended that those underage girls are drinking such cheap fcking beer with their boobs. Rhonda...Clt*ris bigger than my penis offends me. Gary...Thank you for the poll...im offended that this is the first time my name has ever made it into a poll title. Glenda...im offended by your lack of creativity. Basically you suck. LOL Alan...Im offended by the fact that i know you were being sarcastic in making that remark. LOL. (edited by hskrdave for language not allowed on primetime network tv.
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#17 \| 21 days ago WV_Mountaineer (+)	KitNKaboodle wrote: I have booked Jason an 8:30 appointment with her ... She might open up a can of Whup ASS on him. Other
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#18 \| 21 days ago bearcub1 (+)	Turn the tables on Jason, enough free beer and we will probably all find HIM offensive and he will think we are all fine.
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#19 \| 21 days ago jasonsmall1977 (+)	bearcub1 wrote: Turn the tables on Jason, enough free beer and we will probably all find HIM offensive and he will think we are all fine. If it takes beer to find me offensive then i need to party with you.
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#20 \| 21 days ago lleedubb (+)	(Edited by ) ALL I CAN OFFER JASON IS MY FRIENDSHIP!!: edited to remove picture showing middle finger Free Beer
	12
#21 \| 21 days ago KitNKaboodle (+)	WV_Mountaineer wrote: She might open up a can of Whup ASS on him. Exaaaactly ... A swift kick in the A**
	4
#22 \| 21 days ago huskerfan_ia (+)	Surely you wouldn't be offended by this: Snowflake
	10
#23 \| 21 days ago jasonsmall1977 (+)	huskerfan_ia wrote: Surely you wouldn't be offended by this: Waiting.......... Picture fail.
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#24 \| 21 days ago truckdriverpat (+)	What about this? Free Beer
	7
#25 \| 21 days ago Wordsmith (+)	jasonsmall1977 wrote: Waiting.......... Picture fail. How about this? Other
	5
#26 \| 21 days ago Wordsmith (+)	jasonsmall1977 wrote: Waiting.......... Picture fail. or this? Other
	6
#27 \| 21 days ago huskerfan_ia (+)	jasonsmall1977 wrote: Waiting.......... Picture fail. I see the picture, I'm offended that you can't. Snowflake
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#28 \| 21 days ago zzj000 (+)	lleedubb wrote: ALL I CAN OFFER JASON IS MY FRIENDSHIP!!: edited to remove picture showing middle finger AWWWW shucks..... I liked the middle finger. I thought it captured the moment of the photo nicely!
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#29 \| 21 days ago WV_Mountaineer (+)	Here is something to cheer you up Other
	7
#30 \| 21 days ago streetballer123 (+)	Women
	2
#31 \| 21 days ago ankurnathmishra (+)	Worth a try. A New Rubber Duckie
	2
#32 \| 21 days ago myrna_ventura (+)	Jason take off your tshirt and let's have a one on one volleyball game the loser will pay for the beer and pizza after the game
	5
#33 \| 21 days ago jasonsmall1977 (+)	myrna_ventura wrote: Jason take off your tshirt and let's have a one on one volleyball game the loser will pay for the beer and pizza after the game Male nudity offends me. But you can take yours off...thats less offensive.
	9
#34 \| 21 days ago blondie45044 (+)	1 – 3 – 5 A swift kick in the A**
	2
#35 \| 21 days ago KitNKaboodle (+)	5 ... 5 dollar ... 5 dollar foot looooong.... A swift kick in the A**
	6
#36 \| 21 days ago BigBasin1977 (+)	Jason-would you like some cheese with that whine. O.K. I was trying to be offensive. Other
	6
#37 \| 21 days ago cuddles127017 (+)	Suck it up Jason you are a big boy now. A swift kick in the A**
	6
#38 \| 21 days ago Irish22 (+)	See what we need to do is a little immersion therapy. He needs to be shown the most offensive things you can think of and this will make him find little things that might be slighty offensive less of an issue with him. Here is a picture of a Big Dick for you: Here is a Picture of a Sloopy Bush for you: And finally here is a loose Colin for you: Free Beer
	3
#39 \| 20 days ago JRSFLAME88 (+)	Oprah! Go watch Oprah! Other
	2

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#	Name	FanIQ	Answer (Red= You Disagreed)
35	Jahiegel 11/09/2009 01:16AM		Other
34	G Money 11/05/2009 05:52PM		A swift kick in the A**
33	JRSFLAME88 11/04/2009 09:45AM		Other
32	cuddles127017 11/03/2009 11:40PM		A swift kick in the A**
31	Irish22 11/03/2009 11:36PM		Free Beer
30	kteacher 11/03/2009 11:27PM		A swift kick in the A**
29	BigBasin1977 11/03/2009 11:10PM		Other
28	towsongirl12 11/03/2009 10:06PM		Other
27	feel_the_steel 11/03/2009 09:22PM		Free Beer
26	blondie45044 11/03/2009 09:19PM		A swift kick in the A**
25	ankurnathmishra 11/03/2009 08:38PM		A New Rubber Duckie
24	Dream_Machine 11/03/2009 06:09PM		Free Beer
23	danny_n94 11/03/2009 05:44PM		Other
22	american_sherrybaby 11/03/2009 05:11PM		Other
21	whiteeagle8868 11/03/2009 05:06PM		A swift kick in the A**
20	SusanVette 11/03/2009 05:05PM		A trip to a Bunny Ranch
19	truckdriverpat 11/03/2009 04:41PM		Free Beer
18	huskerfan_ia 11/03/2009 04:14PM		Snowflake
17	lleedubb 11/03/2009 04:08PM		Free Beer
16	craign123 11/03/2009 04:01PM		A swift kick in the A**
15	hskrdave 11/03/2009 03:58PM		A swift kick in the A**
14	Cowgirl200 11/03/2009 03:51PM		Snowflake
13	WV_Mountaineer 11/03/2009 03:38PM		Other
12	Beaneaters 11/03/2009 03:23PM		Snowflake
11	Wordsmith 11/03/2009 03:14PM		Other
10	cubsgirl 11/03/2009 03:06PM		A New Rubber Duckie
9	kellerbh 11/03/2009 02:59PM		Other
8	The_Real_Stoney 11/03/2009 02:58PM		Snowflake
7	FalconTony 11/03/2009 02:58PM		A trip to a Bunny Ranch
6	KitNKaboodle 11/03/2009 02:53PM		A swift kick in the A**
5	ukcatfan383 11/03/2009 02:50PM		Other
4	adkbabe 11/03/2009 02:49PM		Free Beer
3	marcus_nyce 11/03/2009 02:44PM		Other
2	LJHeath73 11/03/2009 02:44PM		A trip to a Bunny Ranch
1	Cali_Kat 11/03/2009 02:49PM		A trip to a Bunny Ranch