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agree with one of those (Edited 10/13/10 11:16PM by Jess)
13 Differences between Women and Men
 

1. NAMES:

If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will
call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara.

If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer
to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.

2. EATING OUT:

When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw in
a $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have
anything smaller and none will actually admit they want the change
back.

When the women get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

3. MONEY:

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

4. BATHROOMS:

A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream,
razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Marriott.

The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337.
A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

5. ARGUMENTS:

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

6. CATS:

Women love cats.

Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.

7. FUTURE:

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

8. SUCCESS:

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

9. MARRIAGE:

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.

10. DRESSING UP:

A woman will dress up to go 4 shopping, to water the plants, empty
the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and read the mail.

A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

11. NATURAL:

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

12. OFFSPRING:

Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about
dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods,
secret fears and hopes and dreams.

A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

13. FINAL THOUGHT:

Any married man should forget his mistakes.

There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

| Closed on 10/13/10 at 11:30PM
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#1 | 1777 days ago

3, 8, 11, and 13  I couldn't pick just one.
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#2 | 1777 days ago

5 and 13 
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#3 | 1777 days ago
thenach09 (+)

I stopped at #9. Believe me when I say this. I hope it's f**king true
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#4 | 1777 days ago

3. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

Unfortunately I know some guys like this.



6. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.

I told you all before, I like cats and cats are cool.
#5 | 1777 days ago
Hiawatha (+)

(Edited by Hiawatha)
 I'll add a couple.

14. If a man sees a woman eating or drinking something he might like, he might go and get one for himself.

If a woman sees a man eating something she might like, she will ask for a bite and then proceed to take five bites.

15. If a man yells at a woman, it's not OK because he is being mean.

If a woman yells, it's OK because the man was being a jerk.

16. If a man can't find matching socks, he'll search high and low and maybe wash some.

If a woman can't find matching socks, she'll buy new ones.

17. Men will wear the same three pairs of pants for five years.

If a woman enters a new zip code, a new outft is required.
#6 | 1777 days ago

WEDDINGS:
When reminiscing about weddings, women talk about "the ceremony." Men talk about "the bachelor party."
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