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Men Are Like... (Edited 11/08/09 07:05PM by )

I took my 14 yr old daughter to the mall yesterday. I loathe shopping, but we hadn't had some Mommy, Daughter time in awile, and we had a Blast!! Anyway, we were walking by a kiosk that had new 2010 calendars. One in particular caught my eye. It was titled. Men Are Like... I couldn't resist and picked it up to read the sayings. Talk about Cracking Me Up!! It was hilarious. I added the cover one on my thoughts for today, and got a lot of replies to it. So, the reasoning behind this Poll, is that I would like you to add your own saying. Gals- Men are Like..., or Guys- Women are Like... Hopefully, this poll will give everyone a good laugh for the weekend. Enjoy!!

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#1 \| 15 days ago huskerfan_ia (+)	Women are like the stock market, they're up, they're down, and if you're not careful, they'll bankrupt you...
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#1 | 15 days ago

huskerfan_ia (+)

Women are like the stock market, they're up, they're down, and if you're not careful, they'll bankrupt you...

#2 | 15 days ago

blondie45044 (+)

Q. Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?

A. He died laughing before he could tell anybody.

#3 | 15 days ago

mathsys (+)

Women are like...computers, They take too long to warm up and a better model always comes along once you've already got one.

#4 | 15 days ago

Shooter_6 (+)

LOL, nice! But those heels can hurt!

#5 | 15 days ago

kammi42 (+)

Again im speechless

#6 | 15 days ago

kammi42 (+)

Again im speechless

#7 | 15 days ago

mojorisin188 (+)

(Edited by mojorisin188)
My contribution:

MEN ARE LIKE...

Men are like newborn babies. They're cute at first, but you get tired of picking up their crap.

Men are like computers. Hard to figure out and never enough memory.

Men are like power tools. They make a lot of noise, but it's hard to get them to work.

Men are like remote controls. Simple. Easy to use. And usually lying around a TV.

Men are like shag carpets. Soft, fuzzy and extremely easy to walk on.

Men are like vacuum cleaners. They're not much fun, but at least you get to push them around.

Men are like road kill. They usually just lie around until they start to smell.

Men are like soap operas. They're fun to watch, but don't believe everything you hear.

Men are like pillows. Eventually, even the best ones get soft and lumpy.

Men are like old car tires. Balding, full of hot air, and it never hurts to have a spare.

Men are like plastic wrap. Cheap. Clingy. And very easy to see through.

Men are like department stores. Their clothes should always be half off.

Men are like placemats. They only show up when there's food on the table.

Men are like mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like bike helmets. Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.

Men are like government bonds.They take so long to mature.

Men are like parking spots. The good ones are taken.

Men are like copiers. You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.

Men are like lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright.

Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.

Men are like high heels. They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

Men are like coolers. Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.

Men are like chocolate bars. Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.

Men are like coffee. The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.

Men are like horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

Men are like plungers. They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.

#8 | 15 days ago

cuddles127017 (+)

Men are like boys, only their toys are more expensive.

#9 | 15 days ago

jasonwrites (+)

Women are like remote controls. Point them in the right direction, push the right buttons, and things will happen; but don't ever let the batteries die!

#10 | 15 days ago

Dubs (+)

mojorisin188 wrote:

My contribution:

MEN ARE LIKE...

Men are like newborn babies. They're cute at first, but you get tired of picking up their crap.

Men are like computers. Hard to figure out and never enough memory.

Men are like power tools. They make a lot of noise, but it's hard to get them to work.

Men are like remote controls. Simple. Easy to use. And usually lying around a TV.

Men are like shag carpets. Soft, fuzzy and extremely easy to walk on.

Men are like vacuum cleaners. They're not much fun, but at least you get to push them around.

Men are like road kill. They usually just lie around until they start to smell.

Men are like soap operas. They're fun to watch, but don't believe everything you hear.

Men are like pillows. Eventually, even the best ones get soft and lumpy.

Men are like old car tires. Balding, full of hot air, and it never hurts to have a spare.

Men are like plastic wrap. Cheap. Clingy. And very easy to see through.

Men are like department stores. Their clothes should always be half off.

Men are like placemats. They only show up when there's food on the table.

Men are like mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like bike helmets. Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.

Men are like government bonds.They take so long to mature.

Men are like parking spots. The good ones are taken.

Men are like copiers. You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.

Men are like lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright.

Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.

Men are like high heels. They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

Men are like coolers. Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.

Men are like chocolate bars. Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.

Men are like coffee. The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.

Men are like horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

Men are like plungers. They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.

OMG, that was hilarious!

#11 | 15 days ago

Som6 (+)

Women r like season always changes from time to time according to situation...

#12 | 14 days ago

jasonwrites (+)

mojorisin188 wrote:

Respected! So glad to see you're still around here Kim.

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