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A Fairy Tale, by FanIQ....
So the Huskerfan family was sitting around the dinner table last night, and the subject of Santa Clause came up.  At the end we were all giggling, my 11 year old was in tears from laughing.

What happened was my 5 year old was describing where Santa Clause lived, he didn't have the story exactly right, so in order to help him out, I gave him some additional information... from another fairy tale.  By the time the story was done, Santa had stolen Christmas (Grinch), lived with 7 dwarfs (snow white), saved a princess in a castle (Shrek) and sought out to find his precious ring, only to meet his death in the fiery pits of Mordor (Lord of the Rings).

The 5 year old, very seriously, looked at me and asked, "Did Santa really fall into the hot lava?".  This is where we all lost it.  Sure, the 5 year old is probably scarred for life, but we had a blast.

So I thought we'd try to harness the creative juices of the Q membership.  Your task is to be a link in a fairy tale about.... whatever.  The only rule is (besides the CoC) you must take a story theme from a known story which also must be considered a 'Fairy Tale'.   Use the "reply to comment" so we know who where you're continuing from. 

The story starts out "Once upon a time, there was a ______________"

You take it from there, have fun.

A Fairy Tale, by FanIQ.... Photo
Featured by: kramer at 11/14/09 12:28PM
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37 Fans 
16%a. I'm in!
8%b. My life is a fairy tale....
14%c. Fun poll, but I got nothin...
11%d. I LOVE FAIRY TALES!
5%e. The only fairy tale I know is "Brokeback Mountain"
22%f. You killed Santa? Not cool dude, not cool.....
22%g. Beaneater

 &nbp;
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#20 | 1284 days ago
jasonwrites (+)

Helen wrote:
and before it stood a big, tall guy all dress in black with a funny looking black helmut on saying in a really low, scary voice "Come to the dark side..."  (Star Wars)
Though the big tall guy and the house itself were quite scary-looking, young Hansel and Gretel, who were mad at their dad and stepmother back home with their new rules and new ways of doing things, let their curiosity get the best of them, and went into the big scary-looking house, and found it looked a lot like their old house, and even found that some of their old friends were living in this house, but then they heard these old friends talking badly about their dad, stepmother, and all the other friends who lived back in their village; but they enticed Hansel and Gretel to stay by feeding them poisoned apples, which secretly worked to brainwash our young heroes. But then Gandalf and Dumbledore walked in and together pointed their staffs at tall black scary guy, and his armor and helmet flew off to reveal him to be actually The Big Bad Wolf in disguise again. Then Shrek, Fiona, and Donkey flew in with their Dragon and rescued Hansel & Gretel from the scary house and carried them back to the Magical Kingdom of the Q where they lived happily ever after under the benevolent rule of Queen Jess and Her Court.

(disclaimer: this tale is of course in no way symbolic or allegorical and any similarity to real, current situations is entirely coincidental).
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#1 | 1285 days ago
18packabs (+)

ahhhh, KIDS. Making Families laugh for Centuries............
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#2 | 1285 days ago

 I'll start.
"Once upon a time, their was a widowed gentleman who had re-married a proud and bad tempered woman......... "(From Cinderella)
The only fairy tale I know is "Brokeback Mountain"  
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#3 | 1285 days ago

 ankurnathmishra wrote:
I'll start.
"Once upon a time, their was a widowed gentleman who had re-married a proud and bad tempered woman......... "(From Cinderella)
They had 3 daughters, but Cinderella was the only one who cared about people so we don't care what the names of her stepsisters were.
 
I'm in!  
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#4 | 1285 days ago

 (Edited by ankurnathmishra)
.............She asked her magic mirror "Who is the fairest in the land"....................(Snowwhite)
The only fairy tale I know is "Brokeback Mountain"  
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#5 | 1285 days ago

 ...there was a red headed girl who loved walking in woods. She would gather berries, pine cones, fruit and wild flowers... All the small creatures followed her on her walks and playfully darted all around her... She was very happy and loved her walks in the woods.... One day while on her walk, she went a different direction and it was deep in the woods.... She walked past a cave in the rocks and a big bad wolf leaped out of the cave and the red headed girl was never seen again.

My versionof Little Red Riding Hood
I'm in!  
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#6 | 1285 days ago

  ...the girl upon reaching the pearly gate was asked whether she would like to go back to change course of the fate of "lil Reds Riding Hood and bring the bad wolf to task; so that the feel good factor of a happy-ending-fairy-tale can be infused... Little Red Riding Hood (contd)
You killed Santa? Not cool dude, not cool.....  
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#7 | 1285 days ago

 PJ88Fan wrote:
...there was a red headed girl who loved walking in woods. She would gather berries, pine cones, fruit and wild flowers... All the small creatures followed her on her walks and playfully darted all around her... She was very happy and loved her walks in the woods.... One day while on her walk, she went a different direction and it was deep in the woods.... She walked past a cave in the rocks and a big bad wolf leaped out of the cave and the red headed girl was never seen again.

My versionof Little Red Riding Hood
 ...............and something that should not have been forgotten got lost in the sands of time...........(LOTR)
The only fairy tale I know is "Brokeback Mountain"  
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#8 | 1285 days ago

 The End
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#9 | 1285 days ago
sc0ttm0 (+)

fI3RyBaLlS wrote:
 ...the girl upon reaching the pearly gate was asked whether she would like to go back to change course of the fate of "lil Reds Riding Hood and bring the bad wolf to task; so that the feel good factor of a happy-ending-fairy-tale can be infused... Little Red Riding Hood (contd)
She replied "of course, I wouldn't want to be responsible for ending a nice story".  So she clicked her heels together three times, saying there's no place like home, there's no place like home....

She awoke in Kansas....
You killed Santa? Not cool dude, not cool.....  
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#10 | 1285 days ago

 sc0ttm0 wrote:
She replied "of course, I wouldn't want to be responsible for ending a nice story".  So she clicked her heels together three times, saying there's no place like home, there's no place like home....

She awoke in Kansas....
................ The creature Gollum led Frodo and Sam towards it.....................
The only fairy tale I know is "Brokeback Mountain"  
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#11 | 1285 days ago
fasterhurry (+)

To find she had been sleeping n a comfy bed and have porridge just n time 2 move on b4 some big furry things find her ...........Goldilocks
I'm in!  
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#12 | 1285 days ago
AndiLee0388 (+)

So she let her hair down, and climbed out the window,  and proceeded to head to Nottingham in hopes someone could cure her powerful thirst

(combo..Rapunzel and Robin Hood)
I LOVE FAIRY TALES!  
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#13 | 1285 days ago

 ankurnathmishra wrote:
 ...............and something that should not have been forgotten got lost in the sands of time...........(LOTR)
So very true....maybe I will learn one day...Thank you!  
I'm in!  
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#14 | 1285 days ago

 sc0ttm0 wrote:
She replied "of course, I wouldn't want to be responsible for ending a nice story".  So she clicked her heels together three times, saying there's no place like home, there's no place like home....

She awoke in Kansas....
Thanks for the happy ending Scott, but I thought I'd be in Nebraska...
I'm in!  
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#15 | 1285 days ago

 AndiLee0388 wrote:
So she let her hair down, and climbed out the window,  and proceeded to head to Nottingham in hopes someone could cure her powerful thirst

(combo..Rapunzel and Robin Hood)
And there   in the forest of Nottingham, she met this thiefing, handsome man who she wanted to  kiss.  (Robin Hood)
You killed Santa? Not cool dude, not cool.....  
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#16 | 1285 days ago
fasterhurry (+)

And as he picked her up and swung her around one of her glass slippers went flying into the bushessss..... cinderella
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#17 | 1285 days ago
AndiLee0388 (+)

(Edited by AndiLee0388)
The slipper hit a sleeping giant on the head, and woke him. as he came tromping out of the bushes, he was yellowing Fe Fi Fo Fum, and stopped dead in his tracks when he saw the gorgeous damsel ...(Jack and The Beanstalk)
I LOVE FAIRY TALES!  
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#18 | 1284 days ago
fasterhurry (+)

She skittle down the beanstalk found refuge with 3 rather grunting creatures but wasn't safe yet as some idiot was huffing and puffing trying 2 blow the house down being n a brick home helped ...Three Little Pigs
I'm in!  
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#19 | 1284 days ago

 and before it stood a big, tall guy all dress in black with a funny looking black helmut on saying in a really low, scary voice "Come to the dark side..."  (Star Wars)
I'm in!  
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#20 | 1284 days ago
jasonwrites (+)

Helen wrote:
and before it stood a big, tall guy all dress in black with a funny looking black helmut on saying in a really low, scary voice "Come to the dark side..."  (Star Wars)
Though the big tall guy and the house itself were quite scary-looking, young Hansel and Gretel, who were mad at their dad and stepmother back home with their new rules and new ways of doing things, let their curiosity get the best of them, and went into the big scary-looking house, and found it looked a lot like their old house, and even found that some of their old friends were living in this house, but then they heard these old friends talking badly about their dad, stepmother, and all the other friends who lived back in their village; but they enticed Hansel and Gretel to stay by feeding them poisoned apples, which secretly worked to brainwash our young heroes. But then Gandalf and Dumbledore walked in and together pointed their staffs at tall black scary guy, and his armor and helmet flew off to reveal him to be actually The Big Bad Wolf in disguise again. Then Shrek, Fiona, and Donkey flew in with their Dragon and rescued Hansel & Gretel from the scary house and carried them back to the Magical Kingdom of the Q where they lived happily ever after under the benevolent rule of Queen Jess and Her Court.

(disclaimer: this tale is of course in no way symbolic or allegorical and any similarity to real, current situations is entirely coincidental).
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#21 | 1284 days ago
AndiLee0388 (+)

jasonwrites wrote:
Though the big tall guy and the house itself were quite scary-looking, young Hansel and Gretel, who were mad at their dad and stepmother back home with their new rules and new ways of doing things, let their curiosity get the best of them, and went into the big scary-looking house, and found it looked a lot like their old house, and even found that some of their old friends were living in this house, but then they heard these old friends talking badly about their dad, stepmother, and all the other friends who lived back in their village; but they enticed Hansel and Gretel to stay by feeding them poisoned apples, which secretly worked to brainwash our young heroes. But then Gandalf and Dumbledore walked in and together pointed their staffs at tall black scary guy, and his armor and helmet flew off to reveal him to be actually The Big Bad Wolf in disguise again. Then Shrek, Fiona, and Donkey flew in with their Dragon and rescued Hansel & Gretel from the scary house and carried them back to the Magical Kingdom of the Q where they lived happily ever after under the benevolent rule of Queen Jess and Her Court.

(disclaimer: this tale is of course in no way symbolic or allegorical and any similarity to real, current situations is entirely coincidental).
ROTFLMAO  Umm yeah sure Jason
I LOVE FAIRY TALES!  
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#22 | 1284 days ago
jasonwrites (+)

AndiLee0388 wrote:
ROTFLMAO  Umm yeah sure Jason
Long as you laughed...
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#23 | 1284 days ago
sc0ttm0 (+)

What's that, your high school?

You killed Santa? Not cool dude, not cool.....  
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#24 | 1283 days ago
sc0ttm0 (+)

jasonwrites wrote:
Though the big tall guy and the house itself were quite scary-looking, young Hansel and Gretel, who were mad at their dad and stepmother back home with their new rules and new ways of doing things, let their curiosity get the best of them, and went into the big scary-looking house, and found it looked a lot like their old house, and even found that some of their old friends were living in this house, but then they heard these old friends talking badly about their dad, stepmother, and all the other friends who lived back in their village; but they enticed Hansel and Gretel to stay by feeding them poisoned apples, which secretly worked to brainwash our young heroes. But then Gandalf and Dumbledore walked in and together pointed their staffs at tall black scary guy, and his armor and helmet flew off to reveal him to be actually The Big Bad Wolf in disguise again. Then Shrek, Fiona, and Donkey flew in with their Dragon and rescued Hansel & Gretel from the scary house and carried them back to the Magical Kingdom of the Q where they lived happily ever after under the benevolent rule of Queen Jess and Her Court.

(disclaimer: this tale is of course in no way symbolic or allegorical and any similarity to real, current situations is entirely coincidental).
Nice job Jason, except for the part where you say 'happily ever after', because that effectively kills this thread.... 
You killed Santa? Not cool dude, not cool.....  
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#25 | 1283 days ago

 AndiLee0388 wrote:
The slipper hit a sleeping giant on the head, and woke him. as he came tromping out of the bushes, he was yellowing Fe Fi Fo Fum, and stopped dead in his tracks when he saw the gorgeous damsel ...(Jack and The Beanstalk)
here's a funny story,,, when being told the story of jack and the beanstalk,,,,, when told of the giant saying fe fi fo fum,,,, I hollered out that'snot how the song goes,,,, then I stood up in the middle of the class and commenced to singing " GET READY" by the Temptaions,,,, Fe fi fo fum, look aout baby cause here I come, getting ready to make love to you so get ready so get ready, here I come. My brother's still tease me to the day for that!!!   TRUE STORY!!!!!
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#26 | 1283 days ago
fasterhurry (+)

As they lived happily trouble was brewing in fairy tale land the Fe Fo Fi Fum didn't want any happiness so ..... Jack and Beanstalk again but who cares

I'm in!  
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#27 | 1282 days ago

 (Edited by kobe_lova)
jasonwrites wrote:
Though the big tall guy and the house itself were quite scary-looking, young Hansel and Gretel, who were mad at their dad and stepmother back home with their new rules and new ways of doing things, let their curiosity get the best of them, and went into the big scary-looking house, and found it looked a lot like their old house, and even found that some of their old friends were living in this house, but then they heard these old friends talking badly about their dad, stepmother, and all the other friends who lived back in their village; but they enticed Hansel and Gretel to stay by feeding them poisoned apples, which secretly worked to brainwash our young heroes. But then Gandalf and Dumbledore walked in and together pointed their staffs at tall black scary guy, and his armor and helmet flew off to reveal him to be actually The Big Bad Wolf in disguise again. Then Shrek, Fiona, and Donkey flew in with their Dragon and rescued Hansel & Gretel from the scary house and carried them back to the Magical Kingdom of the Q where they lived happily ever after under the benevolent rule of Queen Jess and Her Court.

(disclaimer: this tale is of course in no way symbolic or allegorical and any similarity to real, current situations is entirely coincidental).

...happily ever after until Hansel came across a Sleeping Beauty in a glass casket in the woods. He leaned in, kissed her, and she woke up...
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#28 | 1282 days ago
sc0ttm0 (+)

kobe_lova wrote:

...happily ever after until Hansel came across a Sleeping Beauty in a glass casket in the woods. He leaned in, kissed her, and she woke up...

WOO HOO, Resurrected!  Thanks Ashlie!
You killed Santa? Not cool dude, not cool.....  
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#29 | 1282 days ago

 kobe_lova wrote:

...happily ever after until Hansel came across a Sleeping Beauty in a glass casket in the woods. He leaned in, kissed her, and she woke up...

 ..............and saw armies of Mordor marching towards Rohan.................. 
The only fairy tale I know is "Brokeback Mountain"  
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#30 | 1282 days ago
sc0ttm0 (+)

ankurnathmishra wrote:
 ..............and saw armies of Mordor marching towards Rohan.................. 
She looked at her hand and saw a golden ring..   just then, she saw a creepy goblin like dude outside her window and he was saying 'my precious'.  This creeped her out so she got a shot gun out of the closet, and shot the sucker square in the chest.

This startled the pig who was in the kitchen cooking.  Just as he was coming out to see what was going on, a big bad wolf came knocking on the door threatening to blow the house down........
You killed Santa? Not cool dude, not cool.....  
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#31 | 1282 days ago

  ..........leaning forward on her trolley she broke into a heavy run-the barrier was coming nearer and nearer-she wouldn't be able to stop the trolley was out of control-she was a foot away-she closed her eyes ready for the crash
It didn't come......... she kept on running........ she opened her eyes.
A scarlet steam engine was waiting next to a platform packed with people. A sign overhead said Hogwarts Express, 11 o'clock ................. 
The only fairy tale I know is "Brokeback Mountain"  
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#32 | 1282 days ago

 sc0ttm0 wrote:
She looked at her hand and saw a golden ring..   just then, she saw a creepy goblin like dude outside her window and he was saying 'my precious'.  This creeped her out so she got a shot gun out of the closet, and shot the sucker square in the chest.

This startled the pig who was in the kitchen cooking.  Just as he was coming out to see what was going on, a big bad wolf came knocking on the door threatening to blow the house down........

Sleeping Beauty went out the back door, crept up behind the big bad wolf and shot him in the back. The little piggy opened the door. Shrek and Beauty dragged the wolf to the back and...
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#33 | 1279 days ago

 Helen wrote:
and before it stood a big, tall guy all dress in black with a funny looking black helmut on saying in a really low, scary voice "Come to the dark side..."  (Star Wars)
a faniq tale
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#34 | 1279 days ago
jasonwrites (+)

No I didn't.
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#35 | 1279 days ago
cubsgirl1 (+)

kobe_lova wrote:

Sleeping Beauty went out the back door, crept up behind the big bad wolf and shot him in the back. The little piggy opened the door. Shrek and Beauty dragged the wolf to the back and...

Glinda the good and beautiful witch came to the rescue inside of her bubble and sent the wolf to the land of never never where captain hook could..

from wizard of oz and peter pan
I'm in!  
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#36 | 1279 days ago
sc0ttm0 (+)

cubsgirl1 wrote:
Glinda the good and beautiful witch came to the rescue inside of her bubble and sent the wolf to the land of never never where captain hook could..

from wizard of oz and peter pan
Glenda's Back!!!!!

So good to see you!
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