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How do you handle a rude and disrespectful neighbor ?????
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484.3811. How do you handle a rude and disrespectful neighbor ?????

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#1 | 1780 days ago
18packabs (+)

12 Gauge........
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#1 | 1780 days ago
18packabs (+)

12 Gauge........
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#2 | 1780 days ago

They know that I belong to the Fire Dept. and that our Chief is a County Sheriff. So they don't give me any problems now.
 
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#3 | 1780 days ago

I am guessing you are dealing with this currently.  It depends on the situation of course.  A Neighbor is supposed to be someone who doesn't act rudely so if they are ...Ignore them.  And Call the Police every chance you get for the littlest damn things
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#4 | 1780 days ago

i have lived in our home for 13 years and i havent met most of the nieghbors cause they are all renters,and i own my. one of my nieighbor is cool,we helped each other when a wind storm came throughtown in the spring to cut and pick up branches that was broken, but all the other neighbors are on their own, i say the golden rule is in effect with all ,,,,,
#5 | 1780 days ago

in high school, my next door neighbor's dog kept leaving steamy piles in my yard. i paid my boyfriend to do them the same justice late one night. two days later those nasty jerks started scoopin.
#6 | 1780 days ago
JRSFLAME88 (+)

My closest neighbor is at least a 1/2 mile away and she's in her 80's.  I'm fortunate enough not to have this problem. 
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#7 | 1780 days ago

(Edited by RunningDawg)

  Sorry Double post........

When I was in high school, we had a neighbor's dog leaving piles in our yard, so I collected them in a garbage bag for a week and a half, then dumped them on their door step one summer night.

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#8 | 1780 days ago

http://www.shitsenders.com/

It is an actual web site, sorry COC people, can't fake the URL.

It is a funny yet viable option to the rude neighbor situation.
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#9 | 1780 days ago
zorro1944 (+)

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
in high school, my next door neighbor's dog kept leaving steamy piles in my yard. i paid my boyfriend to do them the same justice late one night. two days later those nasty jerks started scoopin.
HE HE.

THAT MADE ME LAOUGHT!

ZORRO1944.
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#10 | 1780 days ago

I've been a part of Neighbor Wars in the past.  Not that I'm advocating this at all ( ), just saying that these are SOME tactics I used on my neighbors back when they decided to throw dirt from their garden, by the shovel-full, on top of my Jeep.

1.  If in the summer, hide raw fish in inaccesible locations around their house/yard.
2. Once again, if in the summer, a slice of bologna on the hood of the car is awful (as the bologna bakes onto the paint and dries, and sort of melds itself on and when peeled off, it takes the paint with it).
3.  Put the tip of an open tube of toothpaste under their front door (helps if they're NOT home) and stomp on it, thereby squirting toothpaste all over their floor/carpeting inside the house ... bonus:  they'll NEVER know it was you!

Good luck!  Umm, I mean, funny ideas, right?!  Just ideas.  Yep. 
#11 | 1780 days ago

Ignore them do not sink to their level. However if your personal safety is involves or loss of property call the mooser! He always seems to be able to handle these kind of situations! 
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#12 | 1780 days ago

I had an annoying neighbor once... I have 2 1/2 acres, she and her hubby built their house right next to my property line.  My house is way over on the the other end of the property, but every time we would go on that piece of OUR OWN property... to cut down a tree or something she would b*tch and complain... she even called the county on us because we cut down trees... saying she was losing her privacy... Well we needed firewood!  Of course we were ok, but we had to deal with her crap...

So ...... my idea..... put a compost pile right next to the property line.... then I bought some fish and threw it in there....

Yep, summer time.... rotting fish.... not a pleasant smell.... 

I felt good.

#13 | 1780 days ago

Introduce them to your guns.. this should work... lol
#14 | 1780 days ago
fasterhurry (+)

I've not had dat problem yet I'm flanked by 3 close neighbours and 1 we share the drive as we are way at the back but if I did probably do sneaky stuff cause dats how I operate lol
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#15 | 1780 days ago

Call the Cops
#16 | 1780 days ago

 A SLAP IN TIME SAVES NINE

                                                                                     
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#18 | 1780 days ago

 We just ignore.
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#19 | 1779 days ago

Never had any problems.    I had the same neighbors for 45 years and never had a cross word with them.  The neighbors i have now i don't know them  but i have had no problems with them so far.  Been here almost three years.
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#20 | 1779 days ago
I_GARDNER (+)

B*tch slap usually works good. However a flaming bag of Feces at the front door is also affective!
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#21 | 1779 days ago

Gallon of gas and a match.

It's nice living next to an empty lot.
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#22 | 1779 days ago

(Edited by gunnar61302)
I have one neighbor who really ticks me off - so when he gets on my nerves I let my dogs take a crap in his yard and hope to heck the dude steps in it on his way to the shed LMAO - one of these days he's gonna make me tell the dogs to "Sic em"
#23 | 1779 days ago

Put up a wooden fence between your properties and paint the side that faces them with circus colors.
#24 | 1779 days ago

EASY, SMILE, AND TALK WHITH HIM, TALK, TALK, AT LAST I HAVE A KNIFE AND CUT OFF THE  WHEEL OF HIS CAR, IN THE MORNING, I SMILE , SMILE , WOW, WHAT HAPPEND WHITH YOUR CAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.- THIS KIDS...... OH  







#25 | 1779 days ago

Jameson4Life wrote:
Put up a wooden fence between your properties and paint the side that faces them with circus colors.
i. LOVE. this idea!
#26 | 1779 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
i. LOVE. this idea!
fst send a beautiful, rude and disrespectful female neighbour.. then i'll tell......
#27 | 1779 days ago

how about a rattlesnake in their house? ignore them and smile
#28 | 1779 days ago

As long that neighbor does not harm you in any way, Smile, and do what you normally do and never stoop down to their  level
#29 | 1778 days ago

myrna_ventura wrote:
As long that neighbor does not harm you in any way, Smile, and do what you normally do and never stoop down to their  level
 
#30 | 1778 days ago

In my case, the disrespectful neighbor is usually me.  I have a bad habit of letting the water overflow when I do the wash and it floods the people below.  When I hear this angry banging on my door, I know I've messed up again....
#31 | 1778 days ago
normski77 (+)

punch them in the face or tell them to fu..off! Nah,i wouldnt really,but id love to! if they were a pain in the ass
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#32 | 1778 days ago

Show them your concealed weapons permit and the property lines...
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#33 | 1778 days ago

Well....I could introduce them to my two good friends...SMITH & WESSON!
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