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Amateur Stand-Up Comedy Night (Edited 01/06/10 05:57PM by tpowell25)
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Amateur Stand-Up Comedy Night <span style="font-size:12px;">(Edited 01/06/10 05:57PM by tpowell25)</span> Photo

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| Closed on 01/07/10 at 05:00PM
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room, Entertainment | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
17 Fans 
29%a. So this one time....
24%b. You'll never believe this...
6%c. A Priest, A Rabbi....
41%d. How's everyone doing tonight?
0%e. By a round of applause, how do you feel?

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#1 | 1280 days ago

 what's the difference between a whore and a b!tch?
A whore will screw everyone in the room.. a b!tch will screw everyone in the room except for you
So this one time....  
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#1 | 1280 days ago

 what's the difference between a whore and a b!tch?
A whore will screw everyone in the room.. a b!tch will screw everyone in the room except for you
So this one time....  
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#2 | 1280 days ago

 I want to tell the joke Marty Funkhouser (Super Dave) told on Curb Your Enthusiasm to Jerry Seinfeld, but the CoC police would taze me, bro.
How's everyone doing tonight?  
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#3 | 1280 days ago
18packabs (+)

what is the last sound a pubic hair makes before it hits the floor???


PHLUUUUUTTTTT!!!!!!!
How's everyone doing tonight?  
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#4 | 1280 days ago

 I have a feeling the joke that I would say would get COC involved and I would be banished to all hell!!
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#5 | 1280 days ago

 How do you embarrass a male archaeologist?

Give him a tampon and ask him "which period did this come from?"
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#6 | 1280 days ago

 Why would I do stand up comedy when I can do sit down comedy?
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#7 | 1280 days ago

 No jokes , but i do have a funny pic of my neighbor's somewhat rowdy kid!!...
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#8 | 1280 days ago

 marcus_nyce wrote:
I want to tell the joke Marty Funkhouser (Super Dave) told on Curb Your Enthusiasm to Jerry Seinfeld, but the CoC police would taze me, bro.
I haven't seen the whole episode yet, but I have seen that clip on YouTube.  Absolutely hilarious, but you're right in that you definitely can't tell it on here.
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#9 | 1280 days ago
JRSFLAME88 (+)

How much are you enjoying Season 2?
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#10 | 1280 days ago

Disclaimer: Please do not click if you have a mouth full of anything or your too young! Prays she does not get kicked this man is too funny. I am not funny anymore, sigh.

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#11 | 1280 days ago

 kantwistaye wrote:
I haven't seen the whole episode yet, but I have seen that clip on YouTube.  Absolutely hilarious, but you're right in that you definitely can't tell it on here.
OPh i couldn't even be vague about it! LOL
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#12 | 1280 days ago

 JRSFLAME88 wrote:
How much are you enjoying Season 2?
How's everyone doing tonight?  
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#13 | 1280 days ago

 marcus_nyce wrote:
OPh i couldn't even be vague about it! LOL

Haha.. nope.  It did have me in tears though.  I think part of it was Funkhouser's awesome delivery. The way he says things just makes it that much funnier.
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#14 | 1279 days ago

 (Edited by xtra_ill)
What do you call a midget fortune teller who just escaped from prison?
















A small medium at large.
You'll never believe this...  
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#15 | 1279 days ago

 xtra_ill wrote:
What do you call a midget fortune teller who just escaped from prison?
















A small medium at large.
did this come off the laffy taffy wrapper?
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#16 | 1279 days ago

 kobe_lova wrote:
did this come off the laffy taffy wrapper?
LOL, I don't know, I heard it on another website.
You'll never believe this...  
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#17 | 1272 days ago

 What's the worst thing for atheists??? Nobody to talk to when having the "Big O"!!
So this one time....  
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#18 | 1230 days ago
Cherrie (+)

kobe_lova wrote:
did this come off the laffy taffy wrapper?
it's still funny
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#19 | 1230 days ago
Cherrie (+)

A come back line for a stand u comedian dealing with a heckler.."if I wanted to hear from an a$$, I'd fart!"
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#20 | 1230 days ago

 I was sitting nex to my girlfriend and she turned to me and said, "you know you remind me of the Sea"? I said, "yes, I am wild, mysterious and untamable"! She said "No, you make me sick". Has anyone ever wondered why Frankenstein doesn't have any kids? Because his nuts are in his neck!
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#21 | 1230 days ago

 ...so the new Q is awesome
How's everyone doing tonight?  
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