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Condoms, Birds & the Bees, and Back seats??!!......
Has your kids become raging hormonal teenagers???? Do you have any good stories you want to share????  
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2740.5521. Condoms, Birds & the Bees, and Back seats??!!......

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#5 | 1280 days ago

 funny story.. my daughter was just about 14.. and was looking for a pair of socks in my drawer.. oopsy what did she find but a womans toy........ what did she do with it..... oh brought it to me and asked if it was a flashlight...............so I had to explain and her comment was omg you so need to get married mom!!!! . now  I was RED..

. uh huh so after that when I went to the store and she saw me buying batteries.. she would just raise an eyebrown.......hahaha but honestly it was for the real flashlight :D  I know this is personal but god so funny
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#1 | 1280 days ago

 we had a problem with our plumbing and had to call the plumber to come out and clear the line well amongst the tree roots that he pulled from the lines were a used rubber......had a talk with my son and showed the fotos(yea i did) to him he turned about 4 differnet shades of red,but his girlfriend didnt come over for a couple of weeks.........
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#2 | 1280 days ago

 No Kids...and I hope to god i never have a girl
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#3 | 1280 days ago
18packabs (+)

my is not a teenager yet, THANK GOD......
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#4 | 1280 days ago
sc0ttm0 (+)

Not yet, thank God...

I'm kind of hoping I get through that stage before they start it....  
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#5 | 1280 days ago

 funny story.. my daughter was just about 14.. and was looking for a pair of socks in my drawer.. oopsy what did she find but a womans toy........ what did she do with it..... oh brought it to me and asked if it was a flashlight...............so I had to explain and her comment was omg you so need to get married mom!!!! . now  I was RED..

. uh huh so after that when I went to the store and she saw me buying batteries.. she would just raise an eyebrown.......hahaha but honestly it was for the real flashlight :D  I know this is personal but god so funny
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#6 | 1280 days ago

 How funny
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#7 | 1280 days ago

 streetballer123 wrote:
How funny
ya had to be there....... lol
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#8 | 1280 days ago

 mine is past the teenage years and except for being a pain in the a$$ about doing his homework he was one of the easiest kids to take care of.  I howevere was a nightmare for my parents.
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#9 | 1280 days ago
I_GARDNER (+)

Mine is getting close! If He's anything like I was I'm in trouble.
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#10 | 1280 days ago

 Uh, yeah, I'm definitely not ready for kids and dealing with this crap.  I really really hope I never have a girl.  My greatest fear is being a single father taking care of a girl.  My hypothetical daughter would be screwed.
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#11 | 1280 days ago

  I have a 16 year old daughter. Nothing I want to share, but I'm sure everyone remembers what it's like to be 16.

I've already apologized to my parents for being 16. It's not easy.
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#12 | 1280 days ago
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kantwistaye wrote:
Uh, yeah, I'm definitely not ready for kids and dealing with this crap.  I really really hope I never have a girl.  My greatest fear is being a single father taking care of a girl.  My hypothetical daughter would be screwed.
My daughter is 17 ,and I am a single father for 16 years now.
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#13 | 1280 days ago

 McGregorMick wrote:
My daughter is 17 ,and I am a single father for 16 years now.
You're a good man, far better than me.  I don't think I could ever do it. 
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#14 | 1280 days ago
McGregorMick (+)

kantwistaye wrote:
You're a good man, far better than me.  I don't think I could ever do it. 
Thank you!It is hard but I was able to manage somehow!
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#15 | 1280 days ago

 I have three daughters...all two years apart...it wasn't easy, luckily they were nothing like me when I was a teenager!
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#16 | 1280 days ago

 got seven - three are teens (17, 15, 14) - another soon to be...it's not easy bein green - when all yur kids have grown to teens...yeah - dig in deep - it'll test you to the very core - no stories willing to share yet that would shock or be humor worthy...(to be continued!!)
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#17 | 1279 days ago

 I don't know what I would do, personally.  I have no kids, but I'd like to think I'd be a good mother.  I just know I'd be way over-protective, though.  I mean, someone wrongs one of my friends and the claws come out ... I can't imagine if anyone messed with my CHILD. 
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#18 | 1279 days ago
ArmyStrong212 (+)

Dont let your daughter date the guy i use to be thats for sure!!! All teenage boys want is to find out what its like and then move on to the next one. Tell her not to believe them when they (teenage boys) "I love you"... its not true. Tell her to listen to that Taylor Swift song.
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#19 | 1279 days ago

 My kids are in their 40's,   i made it thru.   Out of 6 grands  4 are in their 20s, one is 19 and one is 13.   My grandsons were something else, talk about oversexed maniacs.  They were.  lol  I heard things no grandmother should hear.  lol
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#20 | 1279 days ago
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Oh yeah... the 17-year-old daughter just had her first visit to the ob/gyn, got put on birth control, good times... I've told her I'd be perfectly OK with her being a lesbian for a few years.

Now understand this-- she was my stepdaughter and I adopted her-- imagine instantly becoming the father of a teenage girl (she was 13 at the time). And then my other stepdaughter (can't adopt her, dad's still around) turned 12 in October and that child is crazy emotional, she better get her period soon!
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#21 | 1279 days ago

 derms33 wrote:
No Kids...and I hope to god i never have a girl
Typically they say if the guy does all the work then you get a boy, sorry Derms with all the beer and chicken wings and with your stamina  a girl for you is written in stone brotha ! lol
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#22 | 1279 days ago

 My daughter is 9 and she was changing and took off her training bra, I almost sh*t so enough said!
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#23 | 1279 days ago

 keebs8 wrote:
Typically they say if the guy does all the work then you get a boy, sorry Derms with all the beer and chicken wings and with your stamina  a girl for you is written in stone brotha ! lol
Pretty sure I am getting a boy...especially with the effort I have to put in to get started
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#24 | 1279 days ago
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My 16 year old has been dating the same boy for around 6 months.  I wish I could put a tracking device on her.  We have had the talk, but she swears that she isn't doing anything.  This is a child that threw a fit for a bra at 3 and carried around a ,feminine pad in her person starting at nine.

Also, over the summer my cable bill came in and there was three XXX movies ordered at the time I was at work.  My son, who will be 14 in two weeks, swore it wasn't him.  I didn't even know you could order them!  Needless to say, we no longer have digital cable!

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#25 | 1279 days ago

 No kids that I know of, which is quite amazing as promiscuous as I have been!
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#26 | 1278 days ago
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We are just talking about the kids right?  Not ourselves *blushing*
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#27 | 1278 days ago

 kantwistaye wrote:
Uh, yeah, I'm definitely not ready for kids and dealing with this crap.  I really really hope I never have a girl.  My greatest fear is being a single father taking care of a girl.  My hypothetical daughter would be screwed.
Yeah, um, I think that's kinda the point there.  You don't want her to be "screwed".

My kids are too young, but my son at 12 knows a few things, but if he's interested in girls in any way besides general cuteness, he sure doesn't let on.  He had his first crush last year, but I hope he stays this innocent for awhile yet. :)
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#28 | 1278 days ago
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I have sons and never really had any problems. I know I was rather wild as a teen but it wears off and all turns out good.
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#29 | 1278 days ago

 I_Bleed_Purple wrote:
Yeah, um, I think that's kinda the point there.  You don't want her to be "screwed".

My kids are too young, but my son at 12 knows a few things, but if he's interested in girls in any way besides general cuteness, he sure doesn't let on.  He had his first crush last year, but I hope he stays this innocent for awhile yet. :)
Ha.. poor choice of words on my part.
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#30 | 1277 days ago

 too late for me,,,, already a GRANDPARENT
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#31 | 1277 days ago

 razeberry1 wrote:
funny story.. my daughter was just about 14.. and was looking for a pair of socks in my drawer.. oopsy what did she find but a womans toy........ what did she do with it..... oh brought it to me and asked if it was a flashlight...............so I had to explain and her comment was omg you so need to get married mom!!!! . now  I was RED..

. uh huh so after that when I went to the store and she saw me buying batteries.. she would just raise an eyebrown.......hahaha but honestly it was for the real flashlight :D  I know this is personal but god so funny
That is DEEP!  Funny...but deep!
You sure you wanted to tell that to this group??  From here on out, you'll be known as DURACELL or 3-Speed...
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#32 | 1276 days ago

 razeberry1 wrote:
funny story.. my daughter was just about 14.. and was looking for a pair of socks in my drawer.. oopsy what did she find but a womans toy........ what did she do with it..... oh brought it to me and asked if it was a flashlight...............so I had to explain and her comment was omg you so need to get married mom!!!! . now  I was RED..

. uh huh so after that when I went to the store and she saw me buying batteries.. she would just raise an eyebrown.......hahaha but honestly it was for the real flashlight :D  I know this is personal but god so funny
hey I know it was deep, funny but im only human as everyone else and guess Im not shy huh..
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#33 | 1276 days ago

 DeeRigga wrote:
That is DEEP!  Funny...but deep!
You sure you wanted to tell that to this group??  From here on out, you'll be known as DURACELL or 3-Speed...
a woman my age still feeling sexual is a bad thing?
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#34 | 1276 days ago
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jasonwrites wrote:
Oh yeah... the 17-year-old daughter just had her first visit to the ob/gyn, got put on birth control, good times... I've told her I'd be perfectly OK with her being a lesbian for a few years.

Now understand this-- she was my stepdaughter and I adopted her-- imagine instantly becoming the father of a teenage girl (she was 13 at the time). And then my other stepdaughter (can't adopt her, dad's still around) turned 12 in October and that child is crazy emotional, she better get her period soon!
 When I got mine, my mom said "Thank God!!"  I didn't understand what she meant until much later.  I was a little mad at God for it at the time.  I was 10.  I can only imagine what kind of terror would have existed if she had to wait much longer.  My oldest sister (20 yrs older than me) had to explain the Birds & the Bees because I'm still waiting for mom to explain them.  
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#35 | 1276 days ago

 I'm personally terrified if I have a daughter, while I would love to have one - I'd be the biggest pushover and spoil the crap out of her - I think it would be for the best if neither one of us had to suffer through that whole teenage phase. Way too uncomfortable for me to just think about it.

Boys; so much easier to explain to and all most of them will do is hide in their room from the ages of 13-18 and will be ready to move out once they're done with HS, and I'm fine with that.
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#36 | 1276 days ago

 janet011685 wrote:
I don't know what I would do, personally.  I have no kids, but I'd like to think I'd be a good mother.  I just know I'd be way over-protective, though.  I mean, someone wrongs one of my friends and the claws come out ... I can't imagine if anyone messed with my CHILD. 
Amen Janet! I have 2 daughters that I don't get to see that live in Florida but I still remind them to tell their boyfriends about the shotgun dad that lives in Ohio......No one messes with my girls......:)
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#37 | 1276 days ago
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ChristiSunshine wrote:
 When I got mine, my mom said "Thank God!!"  I didn't understand what she meant until much later.  I was a little mad at God for it at the time.  I was 10.  I can only imagine what kind of terror would have existed if she had to wait much longer.  My oldest sister (20 yrs older than me) had to explain the Birds & the Bees because I'm still waiting for mom to explain them.  
I'm still waiting too... 

Our talk from Dad was pretty much "you guys know what condoms are right", "right", "good, use them but don't take any of mine."
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#38 | 1276 days ago

 razeberry1 wrote:
a woman my age still feeling sexual is a bad thing?
Oh HECK NAWW!! See, now I'm gonna have to write you a private note...:)
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#39 | 1276 days ago

 JRSFLAME88 wrote:

My 16 year old has been dating the same boy for around 6 months.  I wish I could put a tracking device on her.  We have had the talk, but she swears that she isn't doing anything.  This is a child that threw a fit for a bra at 3 and carried around a ,feminine pad in her person starting at nine.

Also, over the summer my cable bill came in and there was three XXX movies ordered at the time I was at work.  My son, who will be 14 in two weeks, swore it wasn't him.  I didn't even know you could order them!  Needless to say, we no longer have digital cable!

you could keep the cable and block the channels.
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#40 | 1276 days ago
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kobe_lova wrote:
you could keep the cable and block the channels.
We still have cable just not pay per view of any kind.  Not unless I call and order it, and I have a password on my account. Kids are sneaky!
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#41 | 1276 days ago
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Been there, done that 3 times!  Wait, my youngest is still a teenager?  YIKES!   LMAO!  I was sooooo much worse than they EVER can be!
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#42 | 1276 days ago

 I have two teenage daughters. My life is a xanax in one hand and a bloody mary in the other. Parents of teenage daughters know why animals eat thier young.  My 15 year old the other day informed me I could no longer tell her what to do, I said ok have fun walking to school.
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#43 | 1276 days ago

 Ok, my daughter is 7, you guys are scaring me.  I'm just going to keep enjoying her at this age for now.   
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#44 | 1276 days ago

 I'M LUCKY I HAVE 4 BOYS ALL GROWN UP. BUT IF I HAD DAUGHTERS I'D BE ON A STRAIGHT DIET OF XANAX AND BEER, I REMEMBER HOW I WAS AS A TEENAGER
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#45 | 1276 days ago

 I_Bleed_Purple wrote:
Ok, my daughter is 7, you guys are scaring me.  I'm just going to keep enjoying her at this age for now.   
If this is any indication ... I was also a sweet, bubbly little thing at 7. 
Take a look at the future, Steve.  Sweet little girls grow up into ... ME.   



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#46 | 1275 days ago

 DeeRigga wrote:
Oh HECK NAWW!! See, now I'm gonna have to write you a private note...:)
cute :D
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#47 | 1275 days ago

 JRSFLAME88 wrote:
We still have cable just not pay per view of any kind.  Not unless I call and order it, and I have a password on my account. Kids are sneaky!
i know. i wont even tell you what i used to watch all of the time and how all "secret stashes" were always found in my house or how i now...nevermind. Good luck with that.
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#48 | 1273 days ago
Lucky me – I’ve got 2 boys.
Good luck to everybody with teenage girls………
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#49 | 1273 days ago

 only if I want them to get pregnany or someone else YIKES
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#50 | 1273 days ago

 ChristiSunshine wrote:
 When I got mine, my mom said "Thank God!!"  I didn't understand what she meant until much later.  I was a little mad at God for it at the time.  I was 10.  I can only imagine what kind of terror would have existed if she had to wait much longer.  My oldest sister (20 yrs older than me) had to explain the Birds & the Bees because I'm still waiting for mom to explain them.  
hi christi im vry glad2 meet u n 2 gv a rply4 u.i wana ask u a question.if u belive in god n hoped dat some thing has2 b happn;but it ot gone wel.then what u ll do?
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#51 | 1273 days ago

  I am sixty now, have wife, 55 and lovely affectionate daughter of 29, my father turned a friend to me when i was sort of a rebel at 16, did all that was not expected of good boys, but once we became friends, his noble nature, patience and love made me humane, now it is the same for my daughter, a friend with whom she can always have no hesitation to talk of any issues. With her mother going thru trauma of brain tumor and operation, surgery, chemotherapy, I had to be both mother and father to my child.
Occasional mood swings of my wife, my stoic responses, at times make her more stoic and lively with laughs, making life happier to live.
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#52 | 1273 days ago

 razeberry1 wrote:
funny story.. my daughter was just about 14.. and was looking for a pair of socks in my drawer.. oopsy what did she find but a womans toy........ what did she do with it..... oh brought it to me and asked if it was a flashlight...............so I had to explain and her comment was omg you so need to get married mom!!!! . now  I was RED..

. uh huh so after that when I went to the store and she saw me buying batteries.. she would just raise an eyebrown.......hahaha but honestly it was for the real flashlight :D  I know this is personal but god so funny
i hope that batteries is for flashlight use only.
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#53 | 1273 days ago

 i have two lovely duaghters 6, 4 scary to hear.. for now i dont think about that..thats why we parents must be vigilant specialy to our daughters.
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#54 | 1271 days ago

 razeberry1 wrote:
funny story.. my daughter was just about 14.. and was looking for a pair of socks in my drawer.. oopsy what did she find but a womans toy........ what did she do with it..... oh brought it to me and asked if it was a flashlight...............so I had to explain and her comment was omg you so need to get married mom!!!! . now  I was RED..

. uh huh so after that when I went to the store and she saw me buying batteries.. she would just raise an eyebrown.......hahaha but honestly it was for the real flashlight :D  I know this is personal but god so funny
yup they are ;)~~
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