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What is the best pick up line ever?????
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| Closed on 12/22/09 at 05:00PM
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132.6821. What is the best pick up line ever?????

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#16 | 1304 days ago
sc0ttm0 (+)

(Edited by sc0ttm0)
Of course lines can be specific to people and situations too...

For example:

kteacher:  "I think the Kings will win the Cup this year..."
18packabs:  "Can I buy you a beer?"
Janet:  There are no known successful pick up lines for Janet, but if you agree with everything she says, you have a good shot....
Jrsflame:  "If you go home with me I'll pretend I'm Dale Jr."  (this may have limited success with Andilee and PJ88 as well....)
Cubsgirl:  "Boobies"   (not sure why that one works, but apparently it does...)
Beaneaters:  "Other"
Cali_Kat:  "Hi, I'm Howie."
Jasonsmall:  "Hi, I'm a female."
Jasonwirtes:  "Wow, I could listen to you talk all day...."

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#1 | 1305 days ago

 (Edited by blondie45044)
Does Levi's pay you for wearing those and looking that good?
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#2 | 1305 days ago
JRSFLAME88 (+)

I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?
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#3 | 1305 days ago

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An oldie, but goodie:

Is that a mirror in your pants?, because I can see myself in them.

edited for language
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#4 | 1304 days ago

 Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
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#5 | 1304 days ago
jasonwrites (+)

The sweet one: Did it hurt?.... when you fell from heaven?

The saucy one, only applicable in a fast-foot parking lot: Hey baby, you want some fries with that shake?
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#6 | 1304 days ago
jasonwrites (+)

What I've always wanted to hear is a pick-up line that actually WORKED.
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#7 | 1304 days ago

 jasonwrites wrote:
What I've always wanted to hear is a pick-up line that actually WORKED.
I know a few pick-up lines that work on very strong women, because then they "pick you up" and throw you across the room.
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#8 | 1304 days ago
fasterhurry (+)

Just got this one recently Heaven must be missing Angel cos I'm here on Earth Luv Dat Songggggggg
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#9 | 1304 days ago

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should i walk by again?
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#10 | 1304 days ago
er_rev411 (+)

fasterhurry wrote:
Just got this one recently Heaven must be missing Angel cos I'm here on Earth Luv Dat Songggggggg
How 'bout this one:  Excuse me, but, I know I'm not Fred Flintstone, but I can sure make your Bedrock.
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#11 | 1304 days ago
fasterhurry (+)

er_rev411 wrote:
How 'bout this one:  Excuse me, but, I know I'm not Fred Flintstone, but I can sure make your Bedrock.
LMAO dats a good one luv it
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#12 | 1304 days ago

 Haven't really heard any "best" pick up" lines....just lame and stupid ones.

Here's one recently: "Your roses really smell sweet...wanna talk about it over dinner?"  (i run a flower shop)....the dude was not shopping.  So I replied, "I'm busy tonite, but my assistant will assist you",  he turned and bolted.
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#13 | 1304 days ago

 It most be your DNA because I sure like whats in them jeans.
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#14 | 1304 days ago

 Will you help me, i am lost?  (I'll try,  where do you need to go?)   If she is a nice girl  or boy (man or woman)  To the bathroom,  you got til you get there to get their phone # and name.

If she  or he has been acting like they been wanting to get it on say:    To your bed or mine which  ever one you prefer.
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#15 | 1304 days ago
sc0ttm0 (+)

You look just like my future wife.

Buy me a drink?

You're so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line....
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#16 | 1304 days ago
sc0ttm0 (+)

(Edited by sc0ttm0)
Of course lines can be specific to people and situations too...

For example:

kteacher:  "I think the Kings will win the Cup this year..."
18packabs:  "Can I buy you a beer?"
Janet:  There are no known successful pick up lines for Janet, but if you agree with everything she says, you have a good shot....
Jrsflame:  "If you go home with me I'll pretend I'm Dale Jr."  (this may have limited success with Andilee and PJ88 as well....)
Cubsgirl:  "Boobies"   (not sure why that one works, but apparently it does...)
Beaneaters:  "Other"
Cali_Kat:  "Hi, I'm Howie."
Jasonsmall:  "Hi, I'm a female."
Jasonwirtes:  "Wow, I could listen to you talk all day...."

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#17 | 1304 days ago

 "I can run faster drunk and horny than you can scared"
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#18 | 1304 days ago

 lets go home and fu$$ ,you get slapped alot but when it works ...well ..yum yum
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#19 | 1304 days ago

 (Edited by kobe_lova)
the one i get most often is "how u doing?"   Fine.  "I can see that, but how are you?"  Funny, but will never work.
the first time i heard this one was hilarious too: I hope you  know CPR, cause you take my breath away.

oh...and "Those jeans are so lucky". cute but wont work either
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#20 | 1304 days ago
jasonwrites (+)

sc0ttm0 wrote:
Of course lines can be specific to people and situations too...

For example:

kteacher:  "I think the Kings will win the Cup this year..."
18packabs:  "Can I buy you a beer?"
Janet:  There are no known successful pick up lines for Janet, but if you agree with everything she says, you have a good shot....
Jrsflame:  "If you go home with me I'll pretend I'm Dale Jr."  (this may have limited success with Andilee and PJ88 as well....)
Cubsgirl:  "Boobies"   (not sure why that one works, but apparently it does...)
Beaneaters:  "Other"
Cali_Kat:  "Hi, I'm Howie."
Jasonsmall:  "Hi, I'm a female."
Jasonwirtes:  "Wow, I could listen to you talk all day...."

That's funny. I wanted to give you a Funny button, but I can't find it. I keep telling myself to save the URL but don't.
And while that line would undoubtedly work on me, I do enjoy things other than talking.
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#21 | 1304 days ago

 I've never used a pick-up line.
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#22 | 1304 days ago

 Are your from Nashville?  Because you are the only Ten I See.  (Sound like Tennessee)

You must be tired, you've been running through my mind all night.

Do you sleep on your stomach?  Can I?

Want to go halves on a baby?

Are you free tonight, or is it gonna cost me?
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#23 | 1304 days ago

 heres the worst one ive ever recieved........
i like your dress wered you get it
wet seal
oh well your making me wet
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#24 | 1304 days ago

 Suck it beautiful
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#25 | 1304 days ago
sc0ttm0 (+)

jasonwrites wrote:
That's funny. I wanted to give you a Funny button, but I can't find it. I keep telling myself to save the URL but don't.
And while that line would undoubtedly work on me, I do enjoy things other than talking.
Well, it worked for me bro...  just sayin... 
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#26 | 1304 days ago

 If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
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#27 | 1304 days ago

 You're ugly, but you intrigue me
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#28 | 1304 days ago
sc0ttm0 (+)

Thanks Leslie...  I wanted to add one for you, and I've been wracking my brain coming up with a good one, this is all I could come up with though....

"I hope this doesn't freak you out, but I've been watching you for days..."
"Hines Ward is my best friend."
"You're more beautiful than 6 Super Bowl trophies...."
"Want to join the 'mile high club'?"

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#29 | 1304 days ago
If I told you that you have a hot and sexy body, would you hold it against me?
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#30 | 1304 days ago

 er_rev411 wrote:
How 'bout this one:  Excuse me, but, I know I'm not Fred Flintstone, but I can sure make your Bedrock.
Thats a cute one
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#31 | 1304 days ago

 "Hi, Wanna F**k?"
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#32 | 1304 days ago

 have you ever had your belly button licked?
from the inside?
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#33 | 1304 days ago

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derms33 wrote:
"Hi, Wanna F**k?"
...in your brand new Airstream on our  way to shopping in Paris and your villa on the  French Riviera?
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#34 | 1304 days ago

 Why dont we get drunk and screw!
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#35 | 1303 days ago

 suzanneclark12 wrote:
...in your brand new Airstream on our  way to shopping in Paris and your villa on the  French Riviera?
MMMMM You're YUMMMMMY, and my kinda Lady Paris is very romantic indeed ;)
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#36 | 1303 days ago

 lets make some babies!
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#37 | 1303 days ago

 Are you pregnant? No, want to be?
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#38 | 1303 days ago

 "Excuse me, but can you tell me how many centimeters are in 10 inches?"
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#39 | 1303 days ago

 jswol54 wrote:
"I can run faster drunk and horny than you can scared"
I sadly am out of respect for you in all the ways you can take that, but that was Golden!
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#40 | 1303 days ago

 suzanneclark12 wrote:
...in your brand new Airstream on our  way to shopping in Paris and your villa on the  French Riviera?
Now that's how you parry and riposte!
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#41 | 1303 days ago

 If your standing on a bridge and it's winter if you can turn the conversation to how the water looks-
"Yes that water looks cold"
[Drops pants] Yes and it's deep too.
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#42 | 1300 days ago

 er_rev411 wrote:
How 'bout this one:  Excuse me, but, I know I'm not Fred Flintstone, but I can sure make your Bedrock.
LOL!
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#43 | 1300 days ago
lovinmyjeffgordon (+)

masternate30 wrote:
It most be your DNA because I sure like whats in them jeans.
Yeah baby....LOLO
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#44 | 1297 days ago

 lovinmyjeffgordon wrote:
Yeah baby....LOLO
That is a good one............giggling
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#45 | 1297 days ago
lovinmyjeffgordon (+)

I just got dumped by this guy and he was just a cocky son of a B-----. Anyway, i was still mad over it all, well i noticed that he was in the bar. Flirting with woman and buying them drinks..So when he would go to the bar to go buy a nother round,  i would go over to that lady he was talking to and act like i was his wife, i would get in the womans face and try to be all that,LOLO  Anyway, by the time Trent Got back to that table, she was gone. He just sat there witha a stupid look on his face, like what the F--- To be honest i did that twice that night, and the rest of the story was that he got tired of tring and he went home, as of this day, he has no idea what i had done...I am still laughing about that one and that happened 10 years ago..lolol... I know that was mean, but it was fun
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#46 | 1297 days ago
lovinmyjeffgordon (+)

weldwater wrote:
Are you pregnant? No, want to be?
Now that is funny...sick and wrong....but funny....
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#47 | 1296 days ago

 Hey Baby where have you been all my life?  I have been looking for you.........Yeah right!
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#48 | 1296 days ago
18packabs (+)

Whatever line works that NIGHT.......
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#49 | 1294 days ago
vindog (+)

Hi, my name is Vinnie and I'm a Virgo!  LOL   Not working for ya? O.K; how about Hi, I'm Vinnie and I make LOTS of money?  Ahh, it's getting better now huh?
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#50 | 1275 days ago

 Don't believe in lines.I think you should say exactly what you're thinking.Honesty is the best policy,even when you're full of lust.
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