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Funny Differences Between Genders

1) Bathrooms:

A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from Tesco.

The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. [A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.]

2) Eating out:

When the bill arrives, Russell, John and Trevor will each throw in £20, even though it's only for £32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.

When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

3) Nicknames:

If Claire, Louise and Hannah go out for lunch, they will call each other Claire, Louise and Hannah.

If Russell, John and Trevor go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Jackson, Parrot-face and TC [Top Cat - from the 1970's television cartoon series].

4) Arguments:

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

5) Cats:

Women love cats.
Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.

6) Future:

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

 

7) Success:

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

8) Marriage:

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

9) Dressing Up:

A lady will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the bins, answer the 'phone, read a book, and get the post.

A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

10) Offspring:

Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dental appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

| Closed on 12/23/09 at 05:00PM
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#3 | 1691 days ago

As ever a picture is worth a thousand words.

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#1 | 1691 days ago

Men are sometimes challenged when it comes to remembering dates/anniversaries etc....   During an argument, wives become experts in the field of History.
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#2 | 1691 days ago
JRSFLAME88 (+)

sc0ttm0 wrote:
Men are sometimes challenged when it comes to remembering dates/anniversaries etc....   During an argument, wives become experts in the field of History.
I don't get it.  Is it SO HARD for me to get a calendar and keep up with these things? Just saying.
#3 | 1691 days ago

As ever a picture is worth a thousand words.

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#4 | 1691 days ago

blondie45044 wrote:
As ever a picture is worth a thousand words.

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#5 | 1691 days ago

I remember dates really well, always have. 
I do not kick cats, if it's not my cat, I'll tolerate it, but they usually like me, so it's ok. 
I don't want to argue, so I'll usually say something I think will get the argument to stop.  Women are the ones who'll come up with something new that just has to be said. 
I do not judge my success or failure on money, but on how I treat those around me and in turn those who truly care about me.  While it is true that my ex-wife knows a lot more about my kids, she does have the advantage of living with them 12 out of every 14 days.  I know about crushes, fears, main interests and friends.  I don't need to know about dental appointments and no matter how many times I ask, they won't tell me what their favorite food is.

Now, I can't argue much with the rest of that list...........yes, I guess I'm in a reflective mood today. :)
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#6 | 1691 days ago

BLONDIE45044 SEEMS 2 HAVE THE  RITE PIC LUV THE TOILET AIMING
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#7 | 1691 days ago

Men are simple, women are complex.

/end
 
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#8 | 1691 days ago
JRSFLAME88 (+)

kramer wrote:
Men are simple, women are complex.

/end
 
Men MAKE us that way! Kramer, I don't you don't want to debate this.
#9 | 1691 days ago
McGregorMick (+)

#10 | 1691 days ago
jasonwrites (+)

Damn, I really am a chick...
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#11 | 1691 days ago

jasonwrites wrote:
Damn, I really am a chick...
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#12 | 1691 days ago

(Edited by blondie45044)
McGregorMick wrote:
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#13 | 1691 days ago
jasonwrites (+)

sc0ttm0 wrote:
(all I got right now...)
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#14 | 1691 days ago

sc0ttm0 wrote:
Just goes to show men have to be better at pushing buttons! 
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#15 | 1691 days ago

blondie45044 wrote:
Just goes to show men have to be better at pushing buttons! 
All the good ones are... 
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#16 | 1691 days ago

sc0ttm0 wrote:
Men are sometimes challenged when it comes to remembering dates/anniversaries etc....   During an argument, wives become experts in the field of History.
No need for you to feel challenged whatever you forget, she will remind you the rest of your life.
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#17 | 1691 days ago

jasonwrites wrote:
(all I got right now...)
I'll take it.... Thanks
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#18 | 1691 days ago

JRSFLAME88 wrote:
Men MAKE us that way! Kramer, I don't you don't want to debate this.
Men don't nitpick about petty things, you know, like the toilet seat.
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#19 | 1691 days ago
confederate_rose98 (+)

sc0ttm0 wrote:
Lol, That's that about the funniest one I've seen in a long time! Lol, I'm still laughing!!
#20 | 1691 days ago

(Edited by kramer)
EASY, MAN HAVE ONE REASON IN BACK, WOMEN HAVE TWO REASON IS UP,LIKE THE FRENCH SAYS  VIVE LA DIFERENCE
MAN
WOMAN ,DO YOU SEE THE DIFFERENCE
OTHER THAT, BATHS, BRAINS, ETC, BASIC DIFFERENCE , THANK GOD.-


*edited to remove skin pics*
 
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#21 | 1691 days ago

Would we be  any funny if we were the same?
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#22 | 1691 days ago
kammi42 (+)

Li[ps are sealed.
#23 | 1691 days ago

LOL. Funny stuff
#24 | 1691 days ago

Men need a place women need a reason.
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#25 | 1691 days ago

kramer wrote:
Men don't nitpick about petty things, you know, like the toilet seat.
But you guys don't fall in!!!!! We do.
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#26 | 1691 days ago

cubsgirl wrote:
But you guys don't fall in!!!!! We do.
Men are smart enough to put it up before the go, so what's the deal with the ladies....?
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#27 | 1691 days ago

sc0ttm0 wrote:
Men are smart enough to put it up before the go, so what's the deal with the ladies....?
Well seeing how its the few times in our day that we actually get to sit down that we just take for granted that the seat will be there. Rotflmao, but oh God your comment was funny.
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#28 | 1690 days ago

sc0ttm0 wrote:
Men are smart enough to put it up before the go, so what's the deal with the ladies....?
A-FREAKIN-MEN!  Geez ladies, just put the dang seat down and kwicherbitchin!
 
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#29 | 1690 days ago

noti4 wrote:
EASY, MAN HAVE ONE REASON IN BACK, WOMEN HAVE TWO REASON IS UP,LIKE THE FRENCH SAYS  VIVE LA DIFERENCE
MAN
WOMAN ,DO YOU SEE THE DIFFERENCE
OTHER THAT, BATHS, BRAINS, ETC, BASIC DIFFERENCE , THANK GOD.-


*edited to remove skin pics*
 
I think you mean "voyez la difference."  Vive is "vivre" which means "to live," pretty sure you didn't mean that.
 
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#30 | 1690 days ago

 
#31 | 1690 days ago

blondie45044 wrote:
As ever a picture is worth a thousand words.

Must be the brains of early twenties.........................................................!
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#32 | 1690 days ago

Except the first three, rest all are not agreeable, beg to agree to disagree, i am a brave man, my wife has permitted me to post this comment.
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#33 | 1690 days ago

JRSFLAME88 wrote:
Men MAKE us that way! Kramer, I don't you don't want to debate this.
its on,,,, women are complex from the beginning,,, always wanting this but when they get it, they either dont want it anymore or dont know what do with it
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#34 | 1690 days ago

is VIVA LA DIFFERENCE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, NOT VOYEZ .- AND iI DONT SAID NOTHING ABOUT MY PHOTOS,I AM A
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#35 | 1688 days ago

noti4 wrote:
is VIVA LA DIFFERENCE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, NOT VOYEZ .- AND iI DONT SAID NOTHING ABOUT MY PHOTOS,I AM A
 That's not French then.  They don't say "live the difference."
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#36 | 1688 days ago

VIVA, NOT LIVE OR VIVA IN SPANISH
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#37 | 1685 days ago

the funny thing is..... women still love us!!!!                         
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#38 | 1680 days ago

McGregorMick wrote:
ha...ha 
#39 | 1680 days ago

 
#40 | 1680 days ago

blondie45044 wrote:
As ever a picture is worth a thousand words.

 
#41 | 1680 days ago

sc0ttm0 wrote:
 
#42 | 1677 days ago
Dragon_Girl (+)

If a woman is rocking a guy shirt, it's considered cool and hot an her friends will think it's awesome. Same goes fro hats, underwear, etc.
if a guy wears a woman shirt, it's considered groos and disturbing and his friens will tell him how gay it is. unless it's a pink tie or polo shirt, in which case it's considered normal..ish.

if a girl likes guns, trucks, hunting, etc., everyone thinks it's hot.
if a guy likes to shop, cook, fashion design, etc, everyone thinks he's gay.

if a guy admits he watched something like blues clues or dora the explorer as a little kid, so what?
if a girl admits she watched a bunch of Ninja turtles, Ben 10, Power rangers, or transformers as a kid, she is considered wierd by more than half the people she admits this to.

Guys who hang around with girls are either considered gay or in love. girls who do the same thing with guys are considered in love or extremely cool.

girls into AC/Dc or Nickelback are called awesome. Guys into lady gaga or Beyonce (and not just because of their bodies) are called wierd.

if a girl smacks a guy on the head or kicks him in the shin, she is asked whether she likes him or she is really mad at him.
If i guy does this with a girl, he gets called a rapist or a gay person.

girls ask each other about a guy's personality or how nice he is. guys ask each other how attractive, slutty, or popular a girl is.
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