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What was I thinking? (Edited 11/24/09 03:19PM by Raven73)
A hitchhiker in the hills of Tennessee was picked up by a hillbilly who pulled a gun on him and ordered him to take a bottle of corn moonshine from the glove compartment of the car.

"Drink it," the hillbilly ordered, waving the gun. The hitchhiker took a swallow from the bottle, gasped, gulped, sobbed, blinked, wept, gagged, choked, shuddered, squirmed, and twitched.

"All right," the hillbilly said. "Now you take the gun and force me to take a drink."

Have you ever stopped to pick up a hitch hiker?
If not why would you not do it?
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#11 | 1702 days ago

I don't think you should hitchhike nor pickup hitchhikers, folks are crazy. But if you see me on the side of the road, give me a lift. I am harmless, plus I'll give you gas money.

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#1 | 1703 days ago
kammi42 (+)

Ive never picked up a hitchhiker....and ive seen the movie the Hills Have Eyes so i wouldnt stop to pick up anyone in those areas.
#2 | 1703 days ago

I'd only pick up a hitchhiker if she was attractive, then she could do to me whatever she want's.
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#3 | 1703 days ago

Warning: this is a disgusting, but true story.

My friend and I were driving around the dirty dangerous southside of town, when we noticed a woman hitchhiking, we picked her up and it turned out that it wasn't a she, but some male in drag that was a crack-head prostitute. We had already let him/her into our ride and literally had to push him out a couple of miles down the road.
#4 | 1703 days ago

Yes I have.

I was with a buddy, and we were both carrying, so we figured we were safe.  Turned out to be a nice guy, we took him from Wichita to Oklahoma City.
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#5 | 1703 days ago

I will never because I value SAFETY.
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#6 | 1703 days ago

woody050681 wrote:
I'd only pick up a hitchhiker if she was attractive, then she could do to me whatever she want's.
only you would  lol
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#7 | 1703 days ago

It's more likely that i'll be the one hitchhiking.
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#8 | 1702 days ago

I did once, that's how i met my hubby.  There were two of them and i knew the other boy.  But no i  don't now and haven't in many years.
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#9 | 1702 days ago
JRSFLAME88 (+)

No Way!  The world is too dangerous.
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#10 | 1702 days ago

I don't think this guy was from there...   Good choice though, hitchhikers may not be the best dating material for you. 
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#11 | 1702 days ago

I don't think you should hitchhike nor pickup hitchhikers, folks are crazy. But if you see me on the side of the road, give me a lift. I am harmless, plus I'll give you gas money.

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#12 | 1702 days ago
18packabs (+)

Only if the hitchhiker was BEANEATERS.......

You can always trust a Carolina Man..........
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#13 | 1702 days ago

Beaneaters wrote:

I don't think you should hitchhike nor pickup hitchhikers, folks are crazy. But if you see me on the side of the road, give me a lift. I am harmless, plus I'll give you gas money.

If your ever hitchhiking through Michigan I'll stop and pick you up, just make sure you're carrying a sign that says "Other" and I'll know who you are.
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#14 | 1702 days ago

woody050681 wrote:
If your ever hitchhiking through Michigan I'll stop and pick you up, just make sure you're carrying a sign that says "Other" and I'll know who you are.
You got it, but if you see anyone hitchhiking in Michigan in the middle of winter, it won't be me. 
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#15 | 1702 days ago

I don't think I've ever seen a real hitchhiker. I've had some bums and junkies ask me for rides at stop lights though.
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#16 | 1702 days ago

Beaneaters wrote:
You got it, but if you see anyone hitchhiking in Michigan in the middle of winter, it won't be me. 
Ha ha If you were hitchhiking through Michigan in the dead of winter I wouldn't pick you up anyways, because obviously your crazy if your hitchhiking during that time of year. lol
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#17 | 1702 days ago
Mr_Rogers (+)

I saw a hitchhiker today on the freeway, he had on the backpack and everything. I flew by him at 75 MPH, not once did i think of slowing down. I hope hes doing ok. 
#18 | 1702 days ago

I guess up here in Canuckland, we don't worry quite as much.  I have picked up hitchikers.  Most recently two years ago - it was my neighbor, although I didn't know it at the time - it was -35 and blowing snow and he was on the road that leads to our small community of 200 people.  He was so grateful for the ride and paid me gas money right then and there.  He and his girlfriend had just split and she'd taken the car.  He was trying to get home from work.  I gave him rides to and from town for two weeks after that until he could get back on track. 

I'll clarify and say that it isn't something I do on a regular basis, in fact, I'm still shocked that I did so the time I did, but I had a funny feeling it was okay, and it was. 
#19 | 1702 days ago

(Edited by woody050681)
Mr_Rogers wrote:
I saw a hitchhiker today on the freeway, he had on the backpack and everything. I flew by him at 75 MPH, not once did i think of slowing down. I hope hes doing ok. 
Yeah I'm o.k and thanks for driving by so close to me a$$hole... lol
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#20 | 1700 days ago

I do not suggest that anyone does this, although it used to be a different world. I just thought that maybe would post some good Samaritan acts.


Do not try this at home, be safe and have a blessed day.
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