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takin the proverbial goldfish
ahhh...my first sober poll takin the proverbial goldfish Photo

in a nutshell, i am about to attend a two-hour meeting where the church i work for puts certain members of the staff's (gramatically incorrect, i'm sure - sorry teachers!) necks on the chopping block in order to have the congregation donate more money. i already hate ultimatums, but to be leverage in one really chaps my uhhh. anyway. so this meeting is making my uber late for my other job. the clergy has been hanging the "F" word (...fire) over our heads for the better part of a year now and i'm motherlovin sick of it and feel like going all Jerry on their dumb butts.

for those (all?) of you who have hated or currently hate their jobs, hit us with your best "i quit" story or fantasy. if i am online tomorrow, it's cause i wussed out and bent over during the meeting. takin the proverbial goldfish Photo

takin the proverbial goldfish Photo
| Closed on 01/07/10 at 05:00PM
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
18 Fans 
 1. so did ya...? (0 points)
17%a. yes i took the goldfish. here's how it went down...
6%b. i want to take the goldfish and this is how it would go down...
78%c. beaneaters
 2. oh crap. i can't even do these polls right when i'm sober. (0 points)
6%a. yer terrible, leigh
17%b. it's ok, rookie mistake
0%c. last one, eh?
78%d. beaneaters

 &nbp;
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#1 | 1748 days ago

I like the drunk polls better....
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#1 | 1748 days ago

I like the drunk polls better....
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#2 | 1748 days ago

 After all the innuendo's you skipped, you left with "bent over at the meeting".

Bravo.
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#3 | 1748 days ago

I put the ambulance into 3 feet of fast drying cement. 
#4 | 1747 days ago

"I Was Just Hungry, That's All, How Can You Blame A Guy For Being Hungry."

I Worked Fast Food A Lot Of Years In My Life... And I Used To Make My Own Burgers... The Way I Liked It... Off Duty... And Usually In The Company Warehouse...
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#5 | 1747 days ago

woody050681 wrote:
I like the drunk polls better....
noted
1. i want to take the goldfish and this is how it would go down...  2. beaneaters  
#6 | 1747 days ago

In the Air Force, you have to follow orders no matter how stupid you think they are.  After following the order, then you go through the chain of command with evidence of how dumb the order was. 
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#7 | 1747 days ago

Since God gave us two ears and one mouth, He must have wanted us to do twice as much listening as talking.
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#8 | 1747 days ago

Breathe deeply and count to ten slowly.
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#9 | 1747 days ago

Ms. Hippie, you should take over for Oprah when she leaves.
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#10 | 1747 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
noted
hmmmm...bent over....is that while you were tanning every inch of your body? (I learned u could do that from another poll!!!)
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#11 | 1747 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
Ms. Hippie, you should take over for Oprah when she leaves.
...are you calling me fat?
1. i want to take the goldfish and this is how it would go down...  2. beaneaters  
#12 | 1747 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
...are you calling me fat?
What!? NO! LMAO! I think you should ahve a show on TV everyday at 4pm (3 central & mountain)
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#13 | 1411 days ago

Bored at work and giving out for a post done almost a year ago? And why does it look like Tom Cruise is dangling a HUGE CONDOM in the picture above? I don't recall that scene in the movie.
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#14 | 1410 days ago

woody050681 wrote:
Bored at work and giving out for a post done almost a year ago? And why does it look like Tom Cruise is dangling a HUGE CONDOM in the picture above? I don't recall that scene in the movie.
at least I'm not the only one who resurrects polls!
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