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You might be a red neck if...... (Edited 07/13/10 09:49AM by )
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4374.041. You might be a red neck if......

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#1 | 1697 days ago

You make a poll on the Q and no one knows what the question is...
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#1 | 1697 days ago

You make a poll on the Q and no one knows what the question is...
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#2 | 1697 days ago

woody050681 wrote:
You make a poll on the Q and no one knows what the question is...
thats true,,,,lol  oh well
#3 | 1696 days ago
JRSFLAME88 (+)

You go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend and only come back with one gift.


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#4 | 1696 days ago

...you find You Might Be A Redneck Jokes funny.
#5 | 1696 days ago
McGregorMick (+)

If somebody tells you that you lie thru your tooth,you might be a redneck!
#6 | 1696 days ago
Mr_Rogers (+)

...you have duel smoke stacks coming out of your pick up truck        


#7 | 1696 days ago

if you stare at a orange juice container because its says concentrate...
#8 | 1696 days ago
McGregorMick (+)

#9 | 1696 days ago
McGregorMick (+)

#10 | 1696 days ago
McGregorMick (+)

Redneck simplified map!!!
#11 | 1696 days ago
AndiLee0388 (+)

(Edited by AndiLee0388)
You might be a redneck...if you understood exactly what this poll was, when you clicked on it

You also might be a redneck if you giggle everytime you tell someone to Turn Left!
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#12 | 1696 days ago

Good ones.  
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#13 | 1696 days ago

(Edited by hockey54)
you think the stock market has a fence around it.
you think the OJ trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.
your front porch collapses and kills more than 3 dogs.
you`ve ever used a toilet seat as a picture frame.
your home has more miles on it than your car!
#14 | 1696 days ago

You think the last words to the Star Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start your engines"
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#15 | 1696 days ago

woody050681 wrote:
You make a poll on the Q and no one knows what the question is...
You might be a red neck if take a poll and don't know the answer! 
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#16 | 1696 days ago
AndiLee0388 (+)

blondie45044 wrote:
You think the last words to the Star Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start your engines"
WOOHOOOOOOOO!!!
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#17 | 1696 days ago
AndiLee0388 (+)

You might be a redneck if.........

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#18 | 1696 days ago

If your dogs look like this.......

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#19 | 1696 days ago
18packabs (+)

if you walk your kids to school because you are all in the same grade.
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#20 | 1696 days ago

(Edited by ms_hippie_queen)
McGregorMick wrote:
Redneck simplified map!!!

i have just emailed this to everyone i know.

#21 | 1696 days ago
McGregorMick (+)

#22 | 1696 days ago

...you've ever shouted from the bathroom, y'all come look at this before I flush it.
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#23 | 1696 days ago
maluv21 (+)

Michael_G wrote:
If your dogs look like this.......

ok
#24 | 1696 days ago

If while cutting your grass you find a car,   you might be a redneck

#25 | 1696 days ago
Dragon_Girl (+)

 ..if your idea of formal is driving a black truck to prom.
#26 | 1689 days ago
vindog (+)

You ARE a Redneck, if you STILL think that Redneck jokes are cool and funny!

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#27 | 1689 days ago

JRSFLAME88 wrote:
You go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend and only come back with one gift.


cold blooded
#28 | 1689 days ago

McGregorMick wrote:
Redneck simplified map!!!
Whoever made that map must be from Nebraska. I don't see how that state is any different than Kansas or South Dakota.
#29 | 1687 days ago

your sentences sound like one word, If you see bobby sue tell her I said gitonbackhere!
#30 | 1687 days ago
AndiLee0388 (+)

vindog wrote:

You ARE a Redneck, if you STILL think that Redneck jokes are cool and funny!

SO, umm , I guess you aren't a member of my fan club..LMAO
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#31 | 1687 days ago
JRSFLAME88 (+)

icedee wrote:
your sentences sound like one word, If you see bobby sue tell her I said gitonbackhere!
LMAO....That is whatyamacallit???   FUNNY! 

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#32 | 1687 days ago
vindog (+)

AndiLee0388 wrote:
SO, umm , I guess you aren't a member of my fan club..LMAO
Nope- LOL!    Never thought the jokes were funny 10 years ago- and still don't think they are funny- sorry........
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#33 | 1687 days ago

vindog wrote:
Nope- LOL!    Never thought the jokes were funny 10 years ago- and still don't think they are funny- sorry........
This coming from the #1 Dallas Cowboy fan! You can't be a Cowboy and not be a redneck! Yee Haw! J/k
#34 | 1687 days ago
AndiLee0388 (+)

AndiLee0388 wrote:
SO, umm , I guess you aren't a member of my fan club..LMAO
It's ok Vin..I have a warped sense of humor anyway :)
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#35 | 1687 days ago
marytrammell31 (+)

icedee wrote:
This coming from the #1 Dallas Cowboy fan! You can't be a Cowboy and not be a redneck! Yee Haw! J/k
Boys will be boys.. No the jokes are not funny, they are stupid...Always have been and always will be.. Never been a Foxworthy fan either. ICEDEE.. was wondering when I would run into you again... Yee Haw?
#36 | 1656 days ago

McGregorMick wrote:
Redneck simplified map!!!
Thats just 2 damn funny
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#37 | 1655 days ago

if you are proud of yourself for assembling a jigsaw puzzle in 3 hours when the box said 5-6 years.
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#38 | 1480 days ago

When you show up for a bike run and you're on your bicycle.
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#39 | 1447 days ago

You put your swingset in a lake and consider it a waterpark
#40 | 1447 days ago

Or if you consider nascar drivers athletes and nascar a sport
#41 | 1447 days ago

ummmmmm If Your Neck is Red???
#42 | 1447 days ago

Ya'll better stop talkin bout me.  I'll get Bubba, Jim Bob and Bubba Ray and we'll come open a can of Whup Ass on all ya'll


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