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Joke of The Day -- 12/10/2009
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2161. Joke of The Day -- 12/10/2009

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#2 | 1688 days ago

A race car driver picked up a girl after a race, went home with her and took her to bed. He fell asleep only to be awakened suddenly when she smacked him in the face.

"What's the matter! Didn't I satisfy you when we screwed?" he asked.

"It was after you fell asleep that got you into trouble," said the angry woman. "In your sleep, you felt my tits and mumbled, 'What perfect headlights'. Then you felt my thighs and murmured, 'What a smooth finish'."

"What's wrong with that?" asked the driver.

"Nothing, but then you felt my p*ssy and yelled, Who the hell left the garage door open?"

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#2 | 1688 days ago

A race car driver picked up a girl after a race, went home with her and took her to bed. He fell asleep only to be awakened suddenly when she smacked him in the face.

"What's the matter! Didn't I satisfy you when we screwed?" he asked.

"It was after you fell asleep that got you into trouble," said the angry woman. "In your sleep, you felt my tits and mumbled, 'What perfect headlights'. Then you felt my thighs and murmured, 'What a smooth finish'."

"What's wrong with that?" asked the driver.

"Nothing, but then you felt my p*ssy and yelled, Who the hell left the garage door open?"

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#3 | 1688 days ago

Nice
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#4 | 1688 days ago
Mr_Rogers (+)

Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, "Am I black with white
stripes or white with black stripes?" The other replies, "Well I don't
know. You should pray to God about that and ask him." So that night he did
and God replied, "You are what you are." The next day he said to the other zebra, "I still don't understand what I am because God just said, You are what you are." The second zebra responds, "You must be white with black
stripes or else God would have said, Yo is what yo is."

#5 | 1688 days ago

 Good one, had a hearty laugh, in developing countries, it is no more valid, this joke, because, today" boss concept" has changed so much that boss is a team leader with the entire team, working for the goal achievement, boss has become a facilitator for all his team mates to success in career, life. Those who understand this become good team mates, those who do not, bruised egos,get pink slips.!
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#6 | 1688 days ago

These 2 friend that worked together decided that they would to find some new hobbies. The 1 guy says i'm going to try skiing 2nd guy say I have always wanted to try sky diving. So the weekend comes they each go their own way, Monday rolls around and they get back to work the 1'st guy is so excited I love skiing I think I'm going again, he then asks the second guy how was sky diving? He say to tell you the truth when we reached 10,000 feet I was scared  about to change my mind when I get pushed out of the plane, hanging on to the bottom of the plane for my life I looked up and this big guy with a 10" d**k in his hand saying jump or your going to get this. The first guy being excited said did you jump? to which the 2nd guy replied only when he first put it in
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#7 | 1688 days ago

Great jokes.  
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#8 | 1688 days ago
JRSFLAME88 (+)

As always this gives me a good laugh!
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#9 | 1688 days ago

good one! 

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