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FUNNIEST BUMPER STICKERS (Edited 12/14/09 08:33PM by Seth)
Quote a bumper sticker that made you laugh. I love them though I would never put them on my bumper.
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341.0711. FUNNIEST BUMPER STICKERS

  
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#1 | 1714 days ago

A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.
#2 | 1714 days ago

(Edited by Kenne)

#3 | 1714 days ago



      this one makes me wish i was a republican.
#4 | 1714 days ago

Keep the Earth clean -- this isn't Uranus!
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#5 | 1714 days ago

While stationed in the Navy we were in Charleston, S.C., and some of us went to a sports bar to watch the Stanley Cup playoffs.
On a door in the bar was a collection of bumper stickers, and i passed some time by going over them. Some of them were the usual gigglers, some of sports teams, but the winner of the day, and the one i will never forget, was a bumper sticker commemorating a Florida State demolition  of  the South Carolina Gamecocks the year before. It stated simply...

"FSU licked our COCKS 47-0 on National TV."

You have to give it up for the person who created this. I think he probably made a lot of heart broken Gamecock fans get over a very humiliating game. Every time i see a S.Carolina fan, i just can't help but laugh, as i remember the most innovative, and hilarious bumper sticker i have ever seen.
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#6 | 1714 days ago

Saw one the other day that a girl had on the back of her truck. It read " GET YOUR MAN PANTS ON"
#7 | 1714 days ago

#8 | 1714 days ago
JRSFLAME88 (+)

                                                                        

                               

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#9 | 1714 days ago

Canadians are eh holes
#10 | 1714 days ago

 
#11 | 1714 days ago

"Be nice to America or they will bring democracy to your country"
#12 | 1714 days ago

DON'T STEAL
The government hates
competition
#13 | 1714 days ago

#14 | 1714 days ago

qtowndogg wrote:
Keep the Earth clean -- this isn't Uranus!
too funny. never seen that one
#15 | 1714 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
Canadians are eh holes
Oh somebody's aboot to get their jersey pulled over their head, eh!!!! LMAO!!!
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#16 | 1714 days ago

(Edited by woody050681)
A couple of years ago this old lady (I mean she must of been in her 70's) cut in front of me, I was so damn pi$$ed at her I started screaming, until I read her bumper sticker. Which said "Like I give a Sh!t" after reading that I went from pi$$ed off to pi$$ing my pants laughing.
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#17 | 1714 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
Canadians are eh holes
Colorado sucks! and John Denver too! LMBO
#18 | 1714 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
Oh somebody's aboot to get their jersey pulled over their head, eh!!!! LMAO!!!
lol, I'm glad you and Randy enjoyed that one
#19 | 1714 days ago



I like this one...
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#20 | 1713 days ago

One at a time, today is not your day!
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#21 | 1711 days ago
Dragon_Girl (+)

 Once I saw a stupid-but-funny one on this 20-year old rust bucket that read, "YOU KNOW WHY MY RIDE KICKS BUTT?? IT'S MEGATRON" It was the wierdest thing. Then I decided to get funny and stuck a piece of paper on my window in full view of the driver: "OH YEAH? MY OTHER CAR IS OPTIMUS PRIME" and then the dude honked at me an d gave me the finger
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#22 | 1710 days ago

mani_m wrote:
"Be nice to America or they will bring democracy to your country"
hey! even i too agree wid u!!!
#23 | 1710 days ago

Dragon_Girl wrote:
 Once I saw a stupid-but-funny one on this 20-year old rust bucket that read, "YOU KNOW WHY MY RIDE KICKS BUTT?? IT'S MEGATRON" It was the wierdest thing. Then I decided to get funny and stuck a piece of paper on my window in full view of the driver: "OH YEAH? MY OTHER CAR IS OPTIMUS PRIME" and then the dude honked at me an d gave me the finger
That is an actual bumper sticker and I love it!!
#24 | 1710 days ago

i saw one that said, "My child is an honor student at the state penitentiary" almost wrecked when i got close enough to read it
#25 | 1708 days ago

atlbravo wrote:
i saw one that said, "My child is an honor student at the state penitentiary" almost wrecked when i got close enough to read it
now i want to zazzle that on a t-shirt. thats awesome.
#26 | 1708 days ago


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