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Joke of the Day -- 12/13/2009
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90.91. Joke of the Day -- 12/13/2009

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#4 | 1587 days ago

If my husband did not love God, we would not be husband and wife.
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#1 | 1587 days ago

2 guys sitting around at the Bar talking about what they got their wives for x/mas. The first guy say I got my wife this huge diamond ring. The second guy say I bought mine a pair of slippers and a dildo. The first guy says why a pair of slippers and a dildo, The second guy replies, Because if she dont like the slippers she can Go f**8 herself
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#2 | 1587 days ago
Mr_Rogers (+)

There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror.

If you told a lie it would suck you in.

One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.

The next day a redhead walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.

Then the next day a blond walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think...' and it sucked her in
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#3 | 1587 days ago

 Som, that is what my wife used to say, but now it is different, shucks,she says, I should have noticed it earlier, he has time and love for all.!
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#4 | 1587 days ago

If my husband did not love God, we would not be husband and wife.
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#5 | 1587 days ago

All these funny jokes were as interesting as the main joke..
#6 | 1587 days ago
JRSFLAME88 (+)

I was sure it was going to say "He went to Jarrods!" 
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#7 | 1587 days ago
spyder6665 (+)




 
 
A FIREMAN came home from work one day and
told his wife, 'You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station:
 
BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets,
BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go.
 
cid:2.27506281@web84201.mail.re3.yahoo.com
'From now on when I say BELL 1'
I want you to strip naked.
When I say BELL 2
I want you to jump in bed.
 
And when I say BELL  3
 
We are going to make love all night.
'The next night he came home from work and yelled:
' BELL 1'
The wife promptly took all her clothes off.
cid:3.27506281@web84201.mail.re3.yahoo.com 
When he yelled 'BELL 2'
 
the wife jumped into bed.
 
When he yelled 'BELL 3',
they began making love.
After a few minutes the
wife yelled 'BELL 4!'
'What the hell is BELL 4?'
asked the husband?
cid:4.27506281@web84201.mail.re3.yahoo.com 
'ROLL OUT MORE HOSE,' she replied.
 
'YOU'RE NO WHERE NEAR THE FIRE.'
 
cid:5.27506281@web84201.mail.re3.yahoo.comcid:6.27506281@web84201.mail.re3.yahoo.com
cid:7.27506281@web84201.mail.re3.yahoo.com
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#8 | 1587 days ago

I don't think he will worship you the most. There's beer, football, food, etc
#9 | 1585 days ago

  
In case you didn't know ... 
                                                                                                                         
Women are ANGELS

And when someone breaks  their wings ...
they simply continue to fly ......


.....   on a broomstick!!! .....
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