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Marry My Daughter..........Please!
A retarded father from New Mexico was arrested by police after walking through downtown Albuquerque with a loaded shotgun which he pointed at men who were in the immediate area.

The man's name is Ricardo Alfonzo Sanchez and he told police he was trying to force handsome white males into marrying his ugly daughter named Margarita Dolores Sanchez.

Ricardo says his daughter was crying that she wanted a pretty baby and nobody wanted to date her because she was fat and ugly with a wide face and slanted eyes. Ricardo comments that his daughter also had a wide back with a round body.

Ricardo complains it's because of her low status in society and her non-feminine body that people in the neighborhood gave her the name of "She Devil".

Margarita tried to find a man by prostituting herself, but it didn't work because she was so ugly men just drove by without taking a second look.

She tried walking naked across a crime riddled neighborhood, but had no luck because ex-convicts were finicky and desired only the best looking females.

She tried dating a four legged friend but she was arrested when the police drove by and heard his howling cries for help.

She did get several offers from beautiful lip-stick lesbians who thought she had the look of a bull dog male, but that didn't work because she was demanding to be with a male of any sort.

Frustrated with his darling daughters dehumanizing situation, he had no choice but to find her an 80 year old man to marry, but that didn't work because the man was half blind and he didn't trust Ricardo when he told him that his daughter was as beautiful as a royal princes.

Ricardo said he was so desperate for a solution that he almost drove his daughter to the middle of the desert to abandon her like they do with stray cats and dogs.

New Mexico police Chief David Ochoa said, "The man was out of his wits and he was trying to save his daughter from living a miserable life without a man.' 'Even thought his intentions were good, it's against the law to force a man to have sex with a woman at gun point.'"
| Closed on 01/14/10 at 05:00PM
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52 Fans 
29%a. That's Just Wrong!
10%b. I'd Hit It (Jason Small)
19%c. Poor Girl!
12%d. Run As Fast As You Can!
31%e. Beaneaters

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#22 | 1713 days ago
Dragon_Girl (+)

 I don't feel sorry for the girl for being unattractive on the outside...I feel sorry for the girl because everyone around her is a moron.
That's Just Wrong!  
  
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#1 | 1718 days ago

at a loss....
I'd Hit It (Jason Small)  
#2 | 1718 days ago
NMboyzfan (+)

WTF??? why does this stupid sh*t have to happen in NM?  If they would jut move the Texas state line 10 miles to the west I wouldn't have to be a part of this.

F*ck it, wher do I find this Senorita Margarita?  I will take one for the team!
I'd Hit It (Jason Small)  
#3 | 1718 days ago

jackass
I'd Hit It (Jason Small)  
#4 | 1718 days ago
JRSFLAME88 (+)

NMboyzfan wrote:
WTF??? why does this stupid sh*t have to happen in NM?  If they would jut move the Texas state line 10 miles to the west I wouldn't have to be a part of this.

F*ck it, wher do I find this Senorita Margarita?  I will take one for the team!
That's so nice of you! lol
Run As Fast As You Can!  
#5 | 1718 days ago

I just can't believe even such cases come up....it's really ridiculous...really..
Poor Girl!  
#6 | 1718 days ago

Don't they have Jack Daniels in Mexico. Hell after a half gallon they all look good.
That's Just Wrong!  
#7 | 1718 days ago

I guess I don't get the point of this?

The way its written I couldn't tell if it was a true story or not? Sorry
Beaneaters  
#8 | 1718 days ago

NMboyzfan wrote:
WTF??? why does this stupid sh*t have to happen in NM?  If they would jut move the Texas state line 10 miles to the west I wouldn't have to be a part of this.

F*ck it, wher do I find this Senorita Margarita?  I will take one for the team!
Ok on to the next poll, we have solved this one.  lol
Beaneaters  
#9 | 1718 days ago

(Edited by VIOLET)
I don't know if this is true or not but my belly hurts for laughing soooo hard.
Some people say that women always have something pretty...at least a female first cousin twice removed
#10 | 1718 days ago
NMboyzfan (+)

cuddles127017 wrote:
Ok on to the next poll, we have solved this one.  lol
Wow, I'm really not used to being part of the solution.  Normally I am the problem needing to be solved.
I'd Hit It (Jason Small)  
#11 | 1718 days ago
NorseHeathen (+)

Wow....talk about social evolution......shotgun weddings used to come after a guy got a woman pregnant so he'd do the right thing--now they're preempting the occurrence.
#12 | 1718 days ago
NMboyzfan (+)

NorseHeathen wrote:
Wow....talk about social evolution......shotgun weddings used to come after a guy got a woman pregnant so he'd do the right thing--now they're preempting the occurrence.
I'm sorry, but my daily allowance of 'respect' has already been attained.  If you feel you have reached this message in error, please press one to contact a moderator.  Thank you and have a nice day.
I'd Hit It (Jason Small)  
#13 | 1718 days ago

and then one day she found mr. (I think) right

Beaneaters  
#14 | 1718 days ago
18packabs (+)

why not take her to a dark bar?
Beaneaters  
#15 | 1718 days ago
kammi42 (+)

My private life paraded for all to see
#16 | 1718 days ago

Should have said merry my daughter instead! 
That's Just Wrong!  
#17 | 1716 days ago

 I always say every dog has a day, but now, revise it to say everyone have their share of sorrows.!
Beaneaters  
#18 | 1716 days ago

 Hi Margarita! I`m Mike from Canmore
#19 | 1716 days ago
NMboyzfan (+)

Bet if she looked like this she could get a date.  Or maybe if she passed these out like skittles she could get a date.

I'd Hit It (Jason Small)  
#20 | 1715 days ago

unfreakinbelieveable- this story cant b true
That's Just Wrong!  
#21 | 1713 days ago
wildcrazy32000 (+)

i dont know if this story is true or not but i can tell u one thing. no matter how u judge person looks and how they are , they are human with feeling. best not judge by the cover but look inside what count most.
That's Just Wrong!  
#22 | 1713 days ago
Dragon_Girl (+)

 I don't feel sorry for the girl for being unattractive on the outside...I feel sorry for the girl because everyone around her is a moron.
That's Just Wrong!  
#23 | 1703 days ago

Pathetic, her father is probably the only 1 to have sex with her 
Run As Fast As You Can!  
#24 | 1699 days ago

Deport them...for what? Didn't see anything that said they were illegal aliens.
#25 | 1698 days ago

The onion ??
Beaneaters  
#26 | 1698 days ago

Only thing I read is that the father is from New Mexico. Last I checked, that was part of the USA.
#27 | 1688 days ago

hwsteelers wrote:
Don't they have Jack Daniels in Mexico. Hell after a half gallon they all look good.
Ya isnt that how you got me to marry you??  Its true guys a half a gallon of jack and a 19 yr old girl is all he wanted at that time..
#28 | 1688 days ago

After 2 am everything looks good.....
That's Just Wrong!  

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