A retarded father from New Mexico was arrested by police after walking through downtown Albuquerque with a loaded shotgun which he pointed at men who were in the immediate area.
The man's name is Ricardo Alfonzo Sanchez and he told police he was trying to force handsome white males into marrying his ugly daughter named Margarita Dolores Sanchez.
Ricardo says his daughter was crying that she wanted a pretty baby and nobody wanted to date her because she was fat and ugly with a wide face and slanted eyes. Ricardo comments that his daughter also had a wide back with a round body.
Ricardo complains it's because of her low status in society and her non-feminine body that people in the neighborhood gave her the name of "She Devil".
Margarita tried to find a man by prostituting herself, but it didn't work because she was so ugly men just drove by without taking a second look.
She tried walking naked across a crime riddled neighborhood, but had no luck because ex-convicts were finicky and desired only the best looking females.
She tried dating a four legged friend but she was arrested when the police drove by and heard his howling cries for help.
She did get several offers from beautiful lip-stick lesbians who thought she had the look of a bull dog male, but that didn't work because she was demanding to be with a male of any sort.
Frustrated with his darling daughters dehumanizing situation, he had no choice but to find her an 80 year old man to marry, but that didn't work because the man was half blind and he didn't trust Ricardo when he told him that his daughter was as beautiful as a royal princes.
Ricardo said he was so desperate for a solution that he almost drove his daughter to the middle of the desert to abandon her like they do with stray cats and dogs.
New Mexico police Chief David Ochoa said, "The man was out of his wits and he was trying to save his daughter from living a miserable life without a man.' 'Even thought his intentions were good, it's against the law to force a man to have sex with a woman at gun point.'"
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