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Sitting On Santa's Lap (Edited 02/08/10 02:02AM by JemJenn)

10 Quotes That Proves Santa's A Dirty Old Man...

Sitting On Santa's Lap (Edited 02/08/10 02:02AM by JemJenn) Photo

1. Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?

2. Wanna see my 12-inch elf?

3. I've got something special in the sack for you!

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4. Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?

5. I know when you've been bad or good ...
so let's skip the small talk, sister!

6. Some of my best toys run on batteries.

7. Interested in seeing the "North Pole"?
(Well, that's what the Mrs. calls it)

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8. I see you when you're sleeping ...
and you don't wear any underwear, do you?

9. Screw the "nice" list -- I've got you on my "naughty" list!

10. Wanna join the "Mile High" club?

| Closed on 02/08/10 at 05:00PM
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room, Holiday | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll

16 Fans
13%	a. I Always Wondered!
25%	b. No, Not Santa
38%	c. I'm Going To Dress Up Like Santa This Year!
25%	d. Beaneaters (Other)

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#1 \| 1251 days ago VIOLET (+)	(Edited by VIOLET) LOL That doesn't looks like Santa Claus is more like Satan Claus, creepy! Good one Gina
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#1 \| 1251 days ago VIOLET (+)	(Edited by VIOLET) LOL That doesn't looks like Santa Claus is more like Satan Claus, creepy! Good one Gina
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#2 \| 1251 days ago hockey54 (+)
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#3 \| 1251 days ago NMboyzfan (+)	Jingle Balls...Jingle Balls... Come on you F'ers..... SING!
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#4 \| 1251 days ago icfeet (+)	(singing) I...saw DADDY kissing....Santa Claus.... I'm Going To Dress Up Like Santa This Year!
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#5 \| 1251 days ago NMboyzfan (+)
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#6 \| 1251 days ago cubsgirl (+)	(Edited by cubsgirl) Lmao, my God we are all sick twisted people here, now I gotta go theres a Santa on the corner and he has a bell. Great poll Gina I wish I had more respects Beaneaters (Other)
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#7 \| 1251 days ago JRSFLAME88 (+)	No, Not Santa
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#8 \| 1251 days ago Diablorain (+)	LOL this cracks me up!
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#9 \| 1251 days ago cuddles127017 (+)	Men are all alike, even Santa. No, Not Santa
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#10 \| 1251 days ago Cherrie (+)	icfeet wrote: (singing) I...saw DADDY kissing....Santa Claus.... Eeww! ... I saw mommy doing Santa Clause
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#11 \| 1250 days ago Diablorain (+)	Santa is a dirty old man...face it LOL
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#12 \| 1250 days ago 18packabs (+)	North Pole....hmmmm that would make mne the South Pole...... Beaneaters (Other)
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#13 \| 1250 days ago blondie45044 (+)	I thought something was odd when he said you wanna candy cane little girl, just last week! No, Not Santa
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#	Name	FanIQ	Answer (Red= You Disagreed)
16	Jahiegel 02/08/2010 12:50PM		I Always Wondered!
15	elevenbravo138again 02/02/2010 12:39PM		I'm Going To Dress Up Like Santa This Year!
14	Dream_Machine 01/06/2010 07:16PM		Beaneaters (Other)
13	ohwell_ 01/06/2010 01:33PM		I Always Wondered!
12	G Money 01/04/2010 07:08PM		I'm Going To Dress Up Like Santa This Year!
11	blondie45044 12/18/2009 10:51PM		No, Not Santa
10	18packabs 12/18/2009 10:16PM		Beaneaters (Other)
9	bamahowler88 12/18/2009 12:05AM		I'm Going To Dress Up Like Santa This Year!
8	woody050681 12/17/2009 10:05PM		Beaneaters (Other)
7	cuddles127017 12/17/2009 09:49PM		No, Not Santa
6	cubsgirl 12/17/2009 02:14PM		Beaneaters (Other)
5	icfeet 12/17/2009 12:51PM		I'm Going To Dress Up Like Santa This Year!
4	JRSFLAME88 12/17/2009 12:31PM		No, Not Santa
3	RunningDawg 12/17/2009 10:46AM		I'm Going To Dress Up Like Santa This Year!
2	juliemarie_84 12/17/2009 10:39AM		No, Not Santa
1	yruwet2 12/17/2009 10:30AM		I'm Going To Dress Up Like Santa This Year!