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10 Things That Make Christmas! (Edited 12/18/09 08:47PM by tpowell25)

A Very Dirty Christmas?

10 Things That Make Christmas! <span style="font-size:12px;">(Edited 12/18/09 08:47PM by tpowell25)</span> Photo

Top 10 things that sound dirty at Christmas....

10. Did you get any under the tree?

9. I think your balls are hanging too low.

8. Check out Rudolph's honker!

7. Santa's sack is really bulging.

10 Things That Make Christmas! <span style="font-size:12px;">(Edited 12/18/09 08:47PM by tpowell25)</span> Photo

6. Lift up the skirt so I can get a clean breath.

5. Did you get a piece of the fruitcake?

4. I love licking the end till it's really sharp and pointy.

3. From here you can't tell if they're artificial or real.

2. Can I interest you in some dark meat?

10 Things That Make Christmas! <span style="font-size:12px;">(Edited 12/18/09 08:47PM by tpowell25)</span> Photo

1. To get it to stand up straight, try propping it against the wall

Can you think of anymore?
| Closed on 01/26/10 at 05:00PM
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room, Miscellaneous | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
23 Fans 
17%a. I have this one
22%b. I Love Getting Gifts!
17%c. I Think This
43%d. Beaneaters (Sounds Naughty to me)

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#2 | 1773 days ago

I don't know if it's dirty, but every time I pass by Santa he calls me a Ho three times, then has the nerve to tell me Merry Christmas.
I Think This  
  
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#1 | 1773 days ago

where is jason when you need him...I'll be back with more answers though. let me think about it.
Beaneaters (Sounds Naughty to me)  
#2 | 1773 days ago

I don't know if it's dirty, but every time I pass by Santa he calls me a Ho three times, then has the nerve to tell me Merry Christmas.
I Think This  
#3 | 1773 days ago

 The History of Eggnog

Is there anything worst than this?......LoL
 
 
#4 | 1773 days ago

Waited on some ladies last summer, served them some turtle pie. one acknowledged "look at the nuts on that!"
I looked down at my shorts and said "Why are they showing today?
#5 | 1773 days ago

"I want to open the big one first."
Beaneaters (Sounds Naughty to me)  
#6 | 1773 days ago
JRSFLAME88 (+)

This was harder than I thought!  (wrapping a present that's hard to wrap)
I have this one  
#7 | 1773 days ago

"Mommy, when is Santa coming?"

#8 | 1773 days ago
Cherrie (+)

Som6 wrote:
 The History of Eggnog

Is there anything worst than this?......LoL
 
 
Nooooo!...I love eggnog
#9 | 1773 days ago
Cherrie (+)

Last year we hung  only blue balls on the treeString Of Lights
#10 | 1773 days ago

I don't know... it looks like it needs more scotch tape... and a bigger bow.
Beaneaters (Sounds Naughty to me)  
#11 | 1773 days ago
JRSFLAME88 (+)

Do you think we really need the skirt?
I have this one  
#12 | 1773 days ago

What a shame it's over so soon! (speaking about xmas of course)
Mine is bigger that yours! (kids comparing their new toys)
I'm so sorry it's all wrinkled! (something u say when someone unwraps a dress or sweater u wrapped too tight)
I'm blank  
#13 | 1773 days ago
NMboyzfan (+)

I don't know, but if we go overboard and do too much, it could make our electric bill go way up.
#14 | 1773 days ago
JRSFLAME88 (+)

Can I take it out and play with it now?
I have this one  
#15 | 1773 days ago

JRSFLAME88 wrote:
Can I take it out and play with it now?
haha thats a good one !!!!!!!!
#16 | 1773 days ago

Awww  i'm just happy we are getting our biggest snow in Years.  So how many inches am i getting?   lol
Beaneaters (Sounds Naughty to me)  
#17 | 1773 days ago
JRSFLAME88 (+)

cuddles127017 wrote:
Awww  i'm just happy we are getting our biggest snow in Years.  So how many inches am i getting?   lol
It must be nice!  All we are getting is rain!  Just for that Cuddles:

I have this one  
#18 | 1773 days ago

I Love Getting Gifts!  
#19 | 1767 days ago

Helen wrote:
I don't know if it's dirty, but every time I pass by Santa he calls me a Ho three times, then has the nerve to tell me Merry Christmas.
now that's funny!
#20 | 1763 days ago

Helen wrote:
I don't know if it's dirty, but every time I pass by Santa he calls me a Ho three times, then has the nerve to tell me Merry Christmas.
hi
helen
i am a myanmar .do you know?my hoby is football,if you can say, i have got a question,i want to know your business.
take care your health
#21 | 1754 days ago

Helen wrote:
I don't know if it's dirty, but every time I pass by Santa he calls me a Ho three times, then has the nerve to tell me Merry Christmas.
hi i am jesmye
#22 | 1753 days ago

Helen wrote:
I don't know if it's dirty, but every time I pass by Santa he calls me a Ho three times, then has the nerve to tell me Merry Christmas.
MORE ALL
#23 | 1750 days ago

Helen wrote:
I don't know if it's dirty, but every time I pass by Santa he calls me a Ho three times, then has the nerve to tell me Merry Christmas.
hi
#24 | 1750 days ago

Helen wrote:
I don't know if it's dirty, but every time I pass by Santa he calls me a Ho three times, then has the nerve to tell me Merry Christmas.
hibbb
#25 | 1745 days ago

Helen wrote:
I don't know if it's dirty, but every time I pass by Santa he calls me a Ho three times, then has the nerve to tell me Merry Christmas.
Haha !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Your so fun
#26 | 1743 days ago

Lovey1619 wrote:
Haha !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Your so fun
hi helen how are u
#27 | 1743 days ago

Lovey1619 wrote:
Haha !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Your so fun
helo
#28 | 1743 days ago
snowpooh09 (+)

Lovey1619 wrote:
Haha !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Your so fun
hi

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