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Joke of the Day -- 12/23/2009
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281.251. Joke of the Day -- 12/23/2009

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#5 | 1762 days ago

This is a "BEST JOKE" award winner in UK

One Chinese person walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw
Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.

Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get out of here."

The astonished Chinese man replied "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbor , it was the Japanese".
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Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.

In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says "You sank the Titanic; my forefathers were on that ship."

Shocked, Spielberg replies "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."
The Chinese replies, "
Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."
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#1 | 1762 days ago

Ha ha I like that one.
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#2 | 1762 days ago

Now this is called "White Mailing". Ha......Ha......Ha.......Ha...................
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#3 | 1762 days ago
Mr_Rogers (+)

Two old people, a man and a woman, walk into a hospital. The doctor says to the old man, "I'll need a urine sample, a feces sample, and a blood sample." The old man says, "What?" So the doctor says it again. Once again the old man says, "what?" So the doctor yells it, "I NEED A URINE SAMPLE, A FECES SAMPLE, AND A BLOOD SAMPLE!" With that the old woman turns to the old man and says, "He needs a pair of your underwear!"
#4 | 1762 days ago

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#5 | 1762 days ago

This is a "BEST JOKE" award winner in UK

One Chinese person walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw
Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.

Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get out of here."

The astonished Chinese man replied "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbor , it was the Japanese".
"
Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.

In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says "You sank the Titanic; my forefathers were on that ship."

Shocked, Spielberg replies "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."
The Chinese replies, "
Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."
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#6 | 1762 days ago
JRSFLAME88 (+)

Why does "Joke of The Day" always turn into "Jokes of The Day"? 
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#7 | 1762 days ago

Funny ones!!  Thanks.
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#8 | 1761 days ago

 Bishop, Nicholas, who was very kind and helpful to the poor and deserving is  later known as St. Nicholas, who tried his best to fulfill the wishes of all those who wished, legends, say, he is Santa Claus, well, anyway good reason to help those who have a wish and need help to dream again, Merry Christmas.
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#9 | 1757 days ago

JRSFLAME88 wrote:
Why does "Joke of The Day" always turn into "Jokes of The Day"? 
But They Can Sure Be Some Funny Sh!t Though.....Some Better Than Others, But In The End, It's Just For Laughs And Giggles....
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