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sports vs. reality II
not really. i'm just drunk again and that was the name of my last one i think. i'm in the mood to hear some weird effing lyrics. my one that comes to mind is from ":dancing days" by led zeppelin (how the west was won is a fantastic album) and the line is "i saw a lion he was standing alone, with a tadpole in a jar."

granted this was before the in through the out door album where everyone but john bonham was blitzed out of his mind (resulting in the drunken wedding karaoke of a song, "all of my love" christ almighty...); never give the drummer the mic. so in theory, it shouldn't take too much to really get what the eff plant was singing. lion in a jar? sheesh. don't bogart that, man. (i want you, jimmy page.)

if nothing else, feel free to make fun of my recital photo circa 198something
sports vs. reality II Photo.

p.s. i should be embarrassed and/or hungover to the hilt so be gentle tomorrow. or today. oh lala.



don't be nervous. there are no right answers. only creative ones.

that was deep. whoa.
| Closed on 01/22/10 at 05:00PM
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
23 Fans 
22%a. i will participate in this pole
0%b. i will not condone your rock and roll lifestyle
30%c. ...what?
48%d. beaneaster is about as cool as the best, sharpest, thinly sliced cheddar cheese.

 &nbp;
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#21 | 1582 days ago
JRSFLAME88 (+)

How did I miss this poll?  Girl, you having me cracking up!  I got you some lyrics but I'm sure you know what they mean.  I have a friend (who I swear has to fill her head up with air to get through everyday) that asked me one night (in a drunken state) WTF is this song about?  Why don't he just buy her the damn necklace?


She is so tough, as pure as the driven slush.
And that's not jewelry she's talkin' 'bout,
It really don't cost that much.

She was gettin' bombed,
And I was gettin' blown away,
And she took it in her hand,
And this is what she had to say:
A pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.
i will participate in this pole  
  
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#1 | 1582 days ago

Beaneaster!?! puff, puff, pass that bunny. It's all good sweetie. if you think I'm not painting and hiding baked beans this easter you're sorely mistaken. btw, yellow-crinoline-ballet-tails will never be out. You're in... probably always have been, but I'm out. Merry Xmas.
beaneaster is about as cool as the best, sharpest, thinly sliced cheddar cheese.  
#2 | 1582 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
Beaneaster!?! puff, puff, pass that bunny. It's all good sweetie. if you think I'm not painting and hiding baked beans this easter you're sorely mistaken. btw, yellow-crinoline-ballet-tails will never be out. You're in... probably always have been, but I'm out. Merry Xmas.
you're probably my favorite canuk, but all i gotta say is whoa....and go to bed.
beaneaster is about as cool as the best, sharpest, thinly sliced cheddar cheese.  
#3 | 1582 days ago

I'm not too sure what all that means, but it was funny! 
...what?  
#4 | 1582 days ago

Oh Leigh there is nothing like one of your drunk polls.
But what I think Plant was trying to say is that "it's o.k to make drunk polls, just as long as it's funnier than hell like this one
beaneaster is about as cool as the best, sharpest, thinly sliced cheddar cheese.  
#5 | 1582 days ago
sc0ttm0 (+)

Someone get this chick drunk more often!

Robert Plant was a genius, someone, someday, will figure out what that F he was talking about, for now though, we just listen and nod...

Awwwww, how cute you were as a child!  Do you still do dance?

And who doesn't love them some thinly sliced extra sharp cheddar?  Good stuff....   just not sure what it has to do with Cecil, but I'm sure the guy who figures out what Plant was talking about will figure out this riddle too.

Thanks Leigh for the morning chuckle, hope you drank a big glass of water and took some advil before bed (or passing out).

beaneaster is about as cool as the best, sharpest, thinly sliced cheddar cheese.  
#6 | 1582 days ago

LMAO! The only reason I'm participating in this pole is you are making me laugh! More drun polls for Hippie Queen!!!

i will participate in this pole  
#7 | 1582 days ago

You Rock as usual !!! Now i wish i had signed in last night so I couldve drunk answered your drunk question. probably wouldve totally understood what you were talking about...but now....not so much.  Anyway....

My fave line EVER: Eminem- you might see joggin. you might see me walkin. you might see me walkin a dead rottweiler dog in the park with a spiked collar, hollerin at em cuz the sonofab*tch won't quit barkin....
...what?  
#8 | 1582 days ago

You are AWESOME!

Thanks for the morning chuckle.
beaneaster is about as cool as the best, sharpest, thinly sliced cheddar cheese.  
#9 | 1582 days ago

(Edited by evilquacks101)
 

I'll tell you what it takes..........It takes a clear mind..........It takes a clear mind to take it? Or a clear mind not to take it?.....................It takes a clear mind to make it!
beaneaster is about as cool as the best, sharpest, thinly sliced cheddar cheese.  
#10 | 1582 days ago

Listen to some Alice n Chains like this song "Rotten Apple".  Next time your feeling numb :)
""What I see is unreal
I've written my own part
Eat of the apple, so young
I'm crawling back to start""

BTW-Nice too-too...are you trying to stretch before your recital??  Is that your attempt at "limbering up"???  Last question why are you wearing a bird on your head??   Something tells me Marcus looking to borrow your ballett ensemble :)
...what?  
#11 | 1582 days ago
jasonwrites (+)

kobe_lova wrote:
You Rock as usual !!! Now i wish i had signed in last night so I couldve drunk answered your drunk question. probably wouldve totally understood what you were talking about...but now....not so much.  Anyway....

My fave line EVER: Eminem- you might see joggin. you might see me walkin. you might see me walkin a dead rottweiler dog in the park with a spiked collar, hollerin at em cuz the sonofab*tch won't quit barkin....
It's not "Cookin' MC's like a pound of bacon"? Gosh, I can't imagine why not.

That was epic, Leigh. All I've got to say is:

New Year's Eve in Houston, y'all!
beaneaster is about as cool as the best, sharpest, thinly sliced cheddar cheese.  
#12 | 1582 days ago

"You Can't Roller Skate in a Buffalo Herd."     LMHO

...what?  
#13 | 1582 days ago

Oh Leigh, you should have this 'rock and roll lifestyle' more often.

And who has a photo circa 198something just laying around for a FanIQ poll?
...what?  
#14 | 1582 days ago

Chief_aka_James wrote:
Oh Leigh, you should have this 'rock and roll lifestyle' more often.

And who has a photo circa 198something just laying around for a FanIQ poll?
holy...i am finally shaking this beast of a hangover which i appropriately named Killer. as far as my recital picture, you can kiss my grits! i'm a chick, we always have weird crap like that around and shoot from the hip with it.

 
beaneaster is about as cool as the best, sharpest, thinly sliced cheddar cheese.  
#15 | 1582 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
holy...i am finally shaking this beast of a hangover which i appropriately named Killer. as far as my recital picture, you can kiss my grits! i'm a chick, we always have weird crap like that around and shoot from the hip with it.

 
WELL GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE! thought i'd talk really loud so as to be clear ;) didn't think you were going to be able to join us today after reading this lovely poll.
...what?  
#16 | 1582 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
holy...i am finally shaking this beast of a hangover which i appropriately named Killer. as far as my recital picture, you can kiss my grits! i'm a chick, we always have weird crap like that around and shoot from the hip with it.

 
dude, on another note, my mouse was chilling over your pic when i switched back to this screen and so i could see like your teams you know, and i was like why the hell is she the #8 fan of Janet Reno? LMAO! i still have no idea who that is. Is that Janet Reno?
...what?  
#17 | 1582 days ago

(Edited by ms_hippie_queen)
kobe_lova wrote:
WELL GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE! thought i'd talk really loud so as to be clear ;) didn't think you were going to be able to join us today after reading this lovely poll.
hehehe there were some folks using fancy bolds and italics earlier in other polls and i had to remove myself from the scene til Killer subsided..

ha!! that's john daly fool! he's the epitome of class and a pretty decent golfer too.
beaneaster is about as cool as the best, sharpest, thinly sliced cheddar cheese.  
#18 | 1582 days ago

As bad as you think your recital photo is, there are many like that of me (the ones my mother has hidden so I can't destroy them in rather inventive ways) ... only I was wayyyyy chunkier.    In that position, I would have looked like pancake batter spreading on a hot pan.
#19 | 1582 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
As bad as you think your recital photo is, there are many like that of me (the ones my mother has hidden so I can't destroy them in rather inventive ways) ... only I was wayyyyy chunkier.    In that position, I would have looked like pancake batter spreading on a hot pan.
Umm, thanks for that visual...
...what?  
#20 | 1582 days ago

Chief_aka_James wrote:
Umm, thanks for that visual...
Perhaps "Jell-O with a belt on" would have suited you better? 
#21 | 1582 days ago
JRSFLAME88 (+)

How did I miss this poll?  Girl, you having me cracking up!  I got you some lyrics but I'm sure you know what they mean.  I have a friend (who I swear has to fill her head up with air to get through everyday) that asked me one night (in a drunken state) WTF is this song about?  Why don't he just buy her the damn necklace?


She is so tough, as pure as the driven slush.
And that's not jewelry she's talkin' 'bout,
It really don't cost that much.

She was gettin' bombed,
And I was gettin' blown away,
And she took it in her hand,
And this is what she had to say:
A pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.
i will participate in this pole  
#22 | 1582 days ago

JRSFLAME88 wrote:
How did I miss this poll?  Girl, you having me cracking up!  I got you some lyrics but I'm sure you know what they mean.  I have a friend (who I swear has to fill her head up with air to get through everyday) that asked me one night (in a drunken state) WTF is this song about?  Why don't he just buy her the damn necklace?


She is so tough, as pure as the driven slush.
And that's not jewelry she's talkin' 'bout,
It really don't cost that much.

She was gettin' bombed,
And I was gettin' blown away,
And she took it in her hand,
And this is what she had to say:
A pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.
I think that song is pretty "self explanatory"
beaneaster is about as cool as the best, sharpest, thinly sliced cheddar cheese.  
#23 | 1582 days ago
JRSFLAME88 (+)

woody050681 wrote:
I think that song is pretty "self explanatory"
Not to my drunken friend it was not.  I had to explain it to her.  Then she just looked shocked and said "GROSS"!
i will participate in this pole  
#24 | 1582 days ago

JRSFLAME88 wrote:
Not to my drunken friend it was not.  I had to explain it to her.  Then she just looked shocked and said "GROSS"!
Well some people just aren't in tune with the underlying messages in song lyrics like we are.
beaneaster is about as cool as the best, sharpest, thinly sliced cheddar cheese.  
#25 | 1582 days ago

JRSFLAME88 wrote:
Not to my drunken friend it was not.  I had to explain it to her.  Then she just looked shocked and said "GROSS"!

But with today's economy and all, what more affordable way is there to give that special someone a pearl necklace for a gift?!?! 

#26 | 1582 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
You Rock as usual !!! Now i wish i had signed in last night so I couldve drunk answered your drunk question. probably wouldve totally understood what you were talking about...but now....not so much.  Anyway....

My fave line EVER: Eminem- you might see joggin. you might see me walkin. you might see me walkin a dead rottweiler dog in the park with a spiked collar, hollerin at em cuz the sonofab*tch won't quit barkin....
We all wish you had signed in last night Ashlie....a drunken dude-ette duo could have dazzled the denizens of de' Q all night long!  Of course, eventually...Day-O, Day-ay-ay-o, daylight comes and we all must go home.  Damn, tho', it woulda been great!   
#27 | 1582 days ago
JRSFLAME88 (+)

HouTxFan wrote:

But with today's economy and all, what more affordable way is there to give that special someone a pearl necklace for a gift?!?! 

I could not agree more!  Bad economy or not.
i will participate in this pole  
#28 | 1582 days ago

JRSFLAME88 wrote:
I could not agree more!  Bad economy or not.
Oh my God...does that mean we're cheap dates?!?! 
#29 | 1582 days ago

HouTxFan wrote:

But with today's economy and all, what more affordable way is there to give that special someone a pearl necklace for a gift?!?! 

Whoa whoa whoa!!! It just so happens that pearl necklaces are my specialty
beaneaster is about as cool as the best, sharpest, thinly sliced cheddar cheese.  
#30 | 1582 days ago

(Edited by HouTxFan)
woody050681 wrote:
Whoa whoa whoa!!! It just so happens that pearl necklaces are my specialty
Never fear, dear Lee...we all <ahem> know that your pearl necklaces are of the finest quality.  Any girl would probably be thrilled to get one, right?!  In fact, generous guy that you are, I bet you'd be willing to go global to treat underprivileged girls worldwide!   
#31 | 1582 days ago

HouTxFan wrote:
Never fear, dear Lee...we all <ahem> know that your pearl necklaces are of the finest quality.  Any girl would probably be thrilled to get one, right?!  In fact, generous guy that you are, I bet you'd be willing to go global to treat underprivileged girls worldwide!   
Sometimes I like to give her two or three a day
beaneaster is about as cool as the best, sharpest, thinly sliced cheddar cheese.  
#32 | 1582 days ago

woody050681 wrote:
Sometimes I like to give her two or three a day
What a generous soul you have...you big nut!  (pun intended) 
#33 | 1582 days ago

HouTxFan wrote:
What a generous soul you have...you big nut!  (pun intended) 
Now that we've established you're a big nut, please be careful this holiday season...what with that roasting-over-an-open-fire issue and all, you know!?    
#34 | 1582 days ago

sitting here laughing hysterically...MORE DRUNK POLLS!!!!!
i will participate in this pole  
#35 | 1582 days ago

icfeet wrote:
sitting here laughing hysterically...MORE DRUNK POLLS!!!!!
So...do you have a buzz yet?  If so, you might be the designated poll-driver.
#36 | 1582 days ago
jasonwrites (+)

HouTxFan wrote:
So...do you have a buzz yet?  If so, you might be the designated poll-driver.
I'm working on one myself.
beaneaster is about as cool as the best, sharpest, thinly sliced cheddar cheese.  
#37 | 1582 days ago

jasonwrites wrote:
I'm working on one myself.
Hmmm...do you think the world is ready for a bunch of buzzin' QBoys being led by their poles...I mean, their polls?  I mean...no telling what they'd do in the halls, let alone with their boughs of jolly...I mean HOLLY...boughs of holly!
#38 | 1582 days ago
jasonwrites (+)

HouTxFan wrote:
Hmmm...do you think the world is ready for a bunch of buzzin' QBoys being led by their poles...I mean, their polls?  I mean...no telling what they'd do in the halls, let alone with their boughs of jolly...I mean HOLLY...boughs of holly!
Just make sure we know where the bathrooms are so we don't end up decking the halls.
beaneaster is about as cool as the best, sharpest, thinly sliced cheddar cheese.  
#39 | 1582 days ago

You people are corrupting me! Have you no morals??? I'm normally one who hangs in the shadows, never drawing attention to herself.  Now, I'm all...

Deck the halls

Barely within the

Code of Conduct

Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.

Hope you're proud of yourselves! 

#40 | 1581 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Perhaps "Jell-O with a belt on" would have suited you better? 
No, no, the first one sufficed just fine. Thanks though.
...what?  
#41 | 1581 days ago

ahhh, pearl necklaces and janet's flowery descriptions and decking the halls...i just wanted to let y'all know, what has happened in this post is a perfect example of why i'm a loyal Qer. y'all are are great. have a merry one, everyone!

beaneaster is about as cool as the best, sharpest, thinly sliced cheddar cheese.  
#42 | 1581 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
ahhh, pearl necklaces and janet's flowery descriptions and decking the halls...i just wanted to let y'all know, what has happened in this post is a perfect example of why i'm a loyal Qer. y'all are are great. have a merry one, everyone!

You have a merry one yourself Ms. Leigh!
#43 | 1581 days ago

HouTxFan wrote:

You people are corrupting me! Have you no morals??? I'm normally one who hangs in the shadows, never drawing attention to herself.  Now, I'm all...

Deck the halls

Barely within the

Code of Conduct

Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.

Hope you're proud of yourselves! 

Too Funny!!  
...what?  
#44 | 1581 days ago
sc0ttm0 (+)

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
ahhh, pearl necklaces and janet's flowery descriptions and decking the halls...i just wanted to let y'all know, what has happened in this post is a perfect example of why i'm a loyal Qer. y'all are are great. have a merry one, everyone!

Thread High-jack!!  WOO HOO!

beaneaster is about as cool as the best, sharpest, thinly sliced cheddar cheese.  
#45 | 1580 days ago

funny!

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