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Joke of the Day -- 12/24/2009
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54.1111. Joke of the Day -- 12/24/2009

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#1 | 1679 days ago
Mr_Rogers (+)

The Parking Ticket

I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about five minutes, and when I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?'

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a stupid idiot. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!

Then I really got angry at him. He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner.


  
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#1 | 1679 days ago
Mr_Rogers (+)

The Parking Ticket

I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about five minutes, and when I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?'

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a stupid idiot. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!

Then I really got angry at him. He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner.


#2 | 1679 days ago

he he he
#3 | 1679 days ago

 how accurate, at times we are so engrossed that basic items get placed in all wrong places.............................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
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#4 | 1679 days ago

wat a joke
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#5 | 1679 days ago

Doggy diapers aren't a bad idea, I had come up with that concoction a few years ago to eliminate "carpet landmines".
#6 | 1679 days ago

I have been that tired.   Poor babies.
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#7 | 1679 days ago
JRSFLAME88 (+)

Atleast he did not wrap the baby!
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#8 | 1679 days ago

A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered the elevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by saying, "T-G-I-F " (letters only). He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T " (letters only). "She looked at him, puzzled, and said, "T-G-I-F " again. He acknowledged her remark again by answering, "S-H-I-T. "The blond was trying to be friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile and said as sweetly as possibly "T-G-I-F " another time. The man smiled back to her and once again replied with a quizzical expression, "S-H-I-T. "The blond finally decided to explain things, and this time she said, "T-G-I-F,Thank Goodness It's Friday, get it? "The man answered, "Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday. "
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#9 | 1679 days ago
spyder6665 (+)

Father "Did you see Father Christmas this year?"
Son" No , it was to dark to see him,but i heard what he said when he stub his toe on the edge of the bed"



Grand pa " What is your father getting for Christmas?"
Grand son " Fat and Bald"

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