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Joke of the Day -- 12/30/2009
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38.6431. Joke of the Day -- 12/30/2009

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#2 | 1726 days ago
Mr_Rogers (+)

A woman woke up and told her husband of about her last night's dream. "I was at an auction for dicks. The big ones sold for

$1,000 and the tiny ones for $10."
 
The husband says, "What about one my size?"

His wife responds, "Didn't get a bid," and then laughs to herself.

The husband wants revenge, so the next morning he tells his wife about his dream last night. "I was at an auction for vaginas.

The really tight one's sold for $1,000 and the loose ones for $10."

His wife says, "What about ones like mine?"

The husband smiles and says, "That's where they held the auction."

  
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#1 | 1726 days ago

Good stuff man, keep em coming! LOL
#2 | 1726 days ago
Mr_Rogers (+)

A woman woke up and told her husband of about her last night's dream. "I was at an auction for dicks. The big ones sold for

$1,000 and the tiny ones for $10."
 
The husband says, "What about one my size?"

His wife responds, "Didn't get a bid," and then laughs to herself.

The husband wants revenge, so the next morning he tells his wife about his dream last night. "I was at an auction for vaginas.

The really tight one's sold for $1,000 and the loose ones for $10."

His wife says, "What about ones like mine?"

The husband smiles and says, "That's where they held the auction."

#3 | 1726 days ago

That is really funny!!1  Still laughing.
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#4 | 1726 days ago

No that's friggin' hilariouis.
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#5 | 1726 days ago

Nice One Som.
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#6 | 1725 days ago

jason doesnt get it!
#7 | 1725 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
jason doesnt get it!
 Is Jason's goodname is Larry?....
#8 | 1725 days ago

 Som uncle, that is what happens to each of the traveller in to America with their national passport, security reasons, you know, uncle, but here in India our american passports are easy walk ins.! And of course those pesky cab drivers volanteering to drop us to hotels., more of irritations.!
Uncle did you know, Shah rukh, Kamal Hassan who are actors and icons had to go with this experience at airports.! EEEEEEEEEEEEch.
Neetu.
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#9 | 1725 days ago

(Edited by raja_starkglass)
Mr_Rogers wrote:

A woman woke up and told her husband of about her last night's dream. "I was at an auction for dicks. The big ones sold for

$1,000 and the tiny ones for $10."
 
The husband says, "What about one my size?"

His wife responds, "Didn't get a bid," and then laughs to herself.

The husband wants revenge, so the next morning he tells his wife about his dream last night. "I was at an auction for vaginas.

The really tight one's sold for $1,000 and the loose ones for $10."

His wife says, "What about ones like mine?"

The husband smiles and says, "That's where they held the auction."

 Uncle rogers, this is how you start your speech and sermons.............................................................
neetu.
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#10 | 1725 days ago

 Som uncle, we felt embarassed when we came to know that defence minister George Fernandes and minister Anand Sharma had to go through like this expriences when they visited America , while a stretch saloon car was driven to bring the american secretary of state made us feel bad.!
Chethan
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#11 | 1725 days ago

raja_starkglass wrote:
 Som uncle, we felt embarassed when we came to know that defence minister George Fernandes and minister Anand Sharma had to go through like this expriences when they visited America , while a stretch saloon car was driven to bring the american secretary of state made us feel bad.!
Chethan
 Stop calling me Uncle...am too young to be your Uncle..just 23......hope ur grandpa's tour be safe n sound as he mailed n inform me abt. you ppl going to take of his Q a/c for few days..so I assured him I will help you ppl in any need appears abt. Q...n don't hesitate....

n its yes security dealings sometimes in airport makes a sense of a feeling of humiliation but our 1st priority is safety n for that we have to co-operate the staffs on this transparency for our own good. I heard India too restricted Visa n security process after Richard Headley's case, the Pakistani terrorist who was spying in America n spreading terror in US n India. I myself favors anything that is going to make this bastards(terrorist) stop from harming innocent ppl.
#12 | 1725 days ago

raja_starkglass wrote:
 Som uncle, we felt embarassed when we came to know that defence minister George Fernandes and minister Anand Sharma had to go through like this expriences when they visited America , while a stretch saloon car was driven to bring the american secretary of state made us feel bad.!
Chethan
sorry , dada, granpa had told us to address each of you with all respects and ok, we will address you as dada, alright, na.? Deepa here, dada, you should not cuss, that is bad , hypertension , dada.!
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#13 | 1725 days ago

Real funny one Som
#14 | 1725 days ago

Kids (Starkglass' subs) better skip this one..

There are at least EIGHT types of ORGASM of a WOMAN.

1. The Optimist - Oh Yes, Oh Yes, Oh Yes

2. The Pessimist - Oh No, Oh No, Oh No

3. The Confused - Oh Yes, Oh No, Oh Yes, Oh No

4. The Traveler - Ahh, I'm coming, I'm coming

5. The Religious - Oh God, Oh God

6. The Userer - Ahh, More, More, More

7. The Murderer - Ahh, If you take it out, I'll kill you

8. The Submariner - Mmm...OHHH... Deeper... Go DEEPER!

#15 | 1725 days ago

SO  does  he make  the  flight??????
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#16 | 1725 days ago

Mr_Rogers wrote:

A woman woke up and told her husband of about her last night's dream. "I was at an auction for dicks. The big ones sold for

$1,000 and the tiny ones for $10."
 
The husband says, "What about one my size?"

His wife responds, "Didn't get a bid," and then laughs to herself.

The husband wants revenge, so the next morning he tells his wife about his dream last night. "I was at an auction for vaginas.

The really tight one's sold for $1,000 and the loose ones for $10."

His wife says, "What about ones like mine?"

The husband smiles and says, "That's where they held the auction."

and then the fight started! lmaoooo! too funny there mister rogers....=^_^=

#17 | 1725 days ago
JRSFLAME88 (+)

This is another reason why I don't fly!!
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#18 | 1725 days ago

It happened to me  I was told to do a strip search LOL from CANADA!!!!!
#19 | 1725 days ago

it's a real smash this time....too funny lol..will keep on laughing for sometime..
#20 | 1725 days ago

#21 | 1725 days ago
Dragon_Girl (+)

i don't know which is funnier- Som's original joke or all the gags every one's posting after it!
#22 | 1724 days ago

Dragon_Girl wrote:
i don't know which is funnier- Som's original joke or all the gags every one's posting after it!
all the ones that everyone else is putting on...lmaooooo! some are just toooo fuuuunnnny!
#23 | 1716 days ago

Gives a whole new meaning to come fly with me! 
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#24 | 1716 days ago

blondie45044 wrote:
Gives a whole new meaning to come fly with me! 
I HEARD THAT....THAT IS WHY I DRIVE! AND IF I CAN'T GET THERE BY VEHICLE..I GUESS I'LL NEVER GET THERE...LOL!

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