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Read me a bedtime story
 So I had a 12 hour work shift, I need to unwind before going to bed. So how about you guys writing a bedtime story Q style!
| Closed on 01/29/10 at 05:00PM
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room, FanIQ | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
34 Fans 
9%a. Sure Glenda if it gets you to log off.
44%b. Ok i'm in.
15%c. Forget it read your own book
32%d. Beaneaters

 &nbp;
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#14 | 1706 days ago
Mr_Rogers (+)

what a great story... glenda, you get to go to sleep with the though of Jason small buying a penis pump, trying to use it in public wihile almost getting arrested by the police.  Sweet dreams!!    
  
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#1 | 1707 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

 So once upon a time......
#2 | 1707 days ago

there was a girl from Nantucket........................
Sure Glenda if it gets you to log off.  
#3 | 1707 days ago
Dragon_Girl (+)

....a crazy dwarf named Shelby lived in a hollow tree next to a really old wizard guy named Jason and a really twisted orc, also named Jason, who farted a lot and made a lot of commens about his penis....
Ok i'm in.  
#4 | 1707 days ago
Mr_Rogers (+)

...and then jason though "geeez, i got a 14 year old girl talking about my penis, i must be doing something right"...but it was actually wrong, very very wrong. So Jason decided to...
#5 | 1707 days ago

put a catheter in and see if he could still feel happy but instead something else happened he....
Ok i'm in.  
#6 | 1707 days ago

decided to buy a vacuum pump for his small problem, and the novelty store clerk laughed so hard she....
#7 | 1707 days ago

...fainted, making Jason think he had all the time he wanted to...
Ok i'm in.  
#8 | 1707 days ago

to try out this new pump, but lo and behold..........
Beaneaters  
#9 | 1706 days ago

the local police frown upon the use of such a device in public places so...
Forget it read your own book  
#10 | 1706 days ago
Mr_Rogers (+)

...they arrested him for indcent exposure, as well as pretty non existant "exposure"  He cried like a girl when they slapped the...
#11 | 1706 days ago
JRSFLAME88 (+)

Did a FacePalm and asked "Why did you do that i'm trying to get my Penis fat".  The officer laughed...............
Sure Glenda if it gets you to log off.  
#12 | 1706 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

 Lmao, you guys are doing great i'm almost asleep so keep going.
#13 | 1706 days ago
JRSFLAME88 (+)

JRSFLAME88 wrote:
Did a FacePalm and asked "Why did you do that i'm trying to get my Penis fat".  The officer laughed...............

at seeing one so small.  He said "did you by this at the mall"  Jason said yes and the officer gave it back saying "you need it I guess".  So smiling Jason took his new pump home.

Sure Glenda if it gets you to log off.  
#14 | 1706 days ago
Mr_Rogers (+)

what a great story... glenda, you get to go to sleep with the though of Jason small buying a penis pump, trying to use it in public wihile almost getting arrested by the police.  Sweet dreams!!    
#15 | 1706 days ago

JRSFLAME88 wrote:

at seeing one so small.  He said "did you by this at the mall"  Jason said yes and the officer gave it back saying "you need it I guess".  So smiling Jason took his new pump home.

...when they got there, there were 3 beds. The first was a very big, firm bed, and it scared Jason and the pump, so they went to the next bed.  It was nice and fluffy and warm...like Mom...but thought Jason and his pump were a little too weird and told them to leave. So then Jason...
Ok i'm in.  
#16 | 1706 days ago

pump in his hand, went to the third bed. It was nice and comfy and small. Ahhh, said Jason, as he got in the bed and snuggled under the comfy covers and got all nice and cozy. All of a sudden....
Ok i'm in.  
#17 | 1706 days ago

(Edited by PJ88Fan)
with his pump in hand, walked over to the 3rd bed, although it was small, he found it to be very comfy n cozy. Tossing back the covers, he crawled into the bed and got all cozy with his pump. Pulling the covers up and getting all settled when all of a sudden....

You Gotta luv these double posts...
Ok i'm in.  
#18 | 1706 days ago

PJ88Fan wrote:
with his pump in hand, walked over to the 3rd bed, although it was small, he found it to be very comfy n cozy. Tossing back the covers, he crawled into the bed and got all cozy with his pump. Pulling the covers up and getting all settled when all of a sudden....

You Gotta luv these double posts...
He realized he didn't have a penis.....
Beaneaters  
#19 | 1706 days ago

Mr_Rogers wrote:
what a great story... glenda, you get to go to sleep with the though of Jason small buying a penis pump, trying to use it in public wihile almost getting arrested by the police.  Sweet dreams!!    
Don't worry, Glenda.  If the nightmares wake you up, there's always someone on the Q.  Hmmm...maybe that's actually a scary thought, rather than a comforting one ?!? 
Ok i'm in.  
#20 | 1706 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
He realized he didn't have a penis.....
[Intentional almost-double-post]

  Don't worry, Jason.  If the nightmares wake you up, there's always... 
Ok i'm in.  
#21 | 1706 days ago

a morning waiting for a fresh start....as usual..
#22 | 1706 days ago

 granpa says, after sunset, there is always a sunrise.....................................................................!Neetu.
Forget it read your own book  
#23 | 1706 days ago

 Glenda aunty,  novels by Nora Roberts are good to induce sleep at night or anytime.! deepa.
Forget it read your own book  
#24 | 1706 days ago

and as he was replacing the latex body suit on his love toy, there was a knock at the back door..."Who the hell is dat?", he wondered, as he adjusted his Domatrix corset and head bonnet to see who it was...
Ok i'm in.  
#25 | 1706 days ago

And it was Officer Sultry, night stick in hand ready to...
Ok i'm in.  
#26 | 1706 days ago
JRSFLAME88 (+)

There stood Jason with pump attached and his penis and grown to the size of a tooth pick!
Sure Glenda if it gets you to log off.  
#27 | 1706 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

  
#28 | 1706 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
JRSFLAME88 wrote:
There stood Jason with pump attached and his penis and grown to the size of a tooth pick!

He invited Officer Sultry in who was a very large man and...

Ok i'm in.  
#29 | 1706 days ago
18packabs (+)

(Edited by 18packabs)
said "slide into the caboose of this Train'.........

and they all rode off into the sunset.......

THE END.
Beaneaters  
#30 | 1706 days ago

(Edited by VIOLET)
What a lovely story! what a shame I missed it because I was attending my cousin's wedding! Since I had no participation in this poll maybe I should ask you to have your copyright and turn this into a great best seller.  We just need a title and I'm  sure all of you will have a lot of ideas from your creative minds.
#31 | 1706 days ago

Jason Small really is "SMALL!"
#32 | 1706 days ago

(Edited by BigBasin1977)
VIOLET wrote:
What a lovely story! what a shame I missed it because I was attending my cousin's wedding! Since I had no participation in this poll maybe I should ask you to have your copyright and turn this into a great best seller.  We just need a title and I'm  sure all of you will have a lot of ideas from your creative minds.
I think this may have been a movie already.  I think I may have accidently rented it 10 or 12 times.
Ok i'm in.  
#33 | 1706 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

 Title ...... Jason and the amazing penis pump
#34 | 1705 days ago
jasonwrites (+)

I've really got to change my name.
Beaneaters  
#35 | 1705 days ago

I'll try > that Cubs shirt makes it reallly creativ thinking
Ok i'm in.  
#36 | 1705 days ago

OH MY GOODNESS!!! some of you have serious issues here!!! Hilarious stories!!! But please don't read any to my grandson to try and get him to go to sleep!
Beaneaters  
#37 | 1705 days ago

I don't get it-  Now we know what he means when he says that
Beaneaters  
#38 | 1705 days ago

BigBasin1977 wrote:
I think this may have been a movie already.  I think I may have accidently rented it 10 or 12 times.
accidentaly uh? LOL and what was the title??? just curious :)
#39 | 1705 days ago
Dragon_Girl (+)

jasonwrites wrote:
I've really got to change my name.
How about, theotherjasonwrites? Or just otherjason. Personally I like jason#2.
Ok i'm in.  
#40 | 1705 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

bigbueh64 wrote:
I'll try > that Cubs shirt makes it reallly creativ thinking
 Oh haha!         
#41 | 1705 days ago
jasonwrites (+)

Dragon_Girl wrote:
How about, theotherjasonwrites? Or just otherjason. Personally I like jason#2.
Yeah but I don't see why I should be "other" or "#2" when I'm the one with the pencil and star here... sorry I don't often point that out but... sorry, any more I say will just make me sound more petty.
Beaneaters  
#42 | 1705 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 Oh haha!         
only from a southsider , actually north sider
Ok i'm in.  
#43 | 1705 days ago
JRSFLAME88 (+)

(Edited by JRSFLAME88)
jasonwrites wrote:
Yeah but I don't see why I should be "other" or "#2" when I'm the one with the pencil and star here... sorry I don't often point that out but... sorry, any more I say will just make me sound more petty.
  'Ya Think?
Sure Glenda if it gets you to log off.  
#44 | 1704 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 Title ...... Jason and the amazing penis pump
Nice!...I already can picture the cover
#45 | 1704 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 Title ...... Jason and the amazing penis pump
...or Jason and the Amazing Technicolor Penis Pump
Ok i'm in.  
#46 | 1704 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

jasonwrites wrote:
Yeah but I don't see why I should be "other" or "#2" when I'm the one with the pencil and star here... sorry I don't often point that out but... sorry, any more I say will just make me sound more petty.
 No yours will be the sequel. Jason and the amazing pencil penis!    
#47 | 1704 days ago

jasonwrites wrote:
I've really got to change my name.
 Let them have the fun uncle Jason at your cost, just grin and bear it, lol. deepa.
Forget it read your own book  
#48 | 1703 days ago
Dragon_Girl (+)

JRSFLAME88 wrote:
  'Ya Think?
I don't think it's petty, I'm just lucky there aren't that many Shelbys to be confused with. I wish I had a pretty gold star..
Ok i'm in.  
#49 | 1699 days ago
jasonwrites (+)

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 No yours will be the sequel. Jason and the amazing pencil penis!    
That's just bad. LOL
Beaneaters  
#50 | 1696 days ago

They have all kinds of bedtime story books at  the 7/11 
Forget it read your own book  
#51 | 1695 days ago

Jack and Jill went up the hill, both with a buck and a quarter, Jill came down with $2.50, that F*****in whooah. ( with apologies to The Diceman.)
Ok i'm in.  

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