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Joke of the Day -- 01/05/2010
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46.7371. Joke of the Day -- 01/05/2010

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#12 | 1720 days ago
Cherrie (+)

Lesson 5

A turkey was chatting with a bull.  'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.'


'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull.  It's full of nutrients.'

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.

The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.

Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.

He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Moral of the story:
Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there..
  
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#1 | 1720 days ago

There's  just no pleasing women. 
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#4 | 1720 days ago
Mr_Rogers (+)

Two Drunk guys walk into a bar...you'd think they'd see it coming.



#5 | 1720 days ago

A woman works in an office setting. Every morning a man she works with comes in and sticks his nose in her hair, backs away and exclaims, "Boy, your hair smells GREAT!"

This became a regular occurrence, and began to annoy the woman. Day after day this went on. Finally she decided to report him to the Director of Human resources. She said to him, "I would like to file a sexual harassment charge!"

"What do you base this on?" replied the HR Manager.

"Well, you see, every morning a man I work with comes in and sticks his nose in my hair, backs away and exclaims 'Boy, your hair smells GREAT!'"

"I'm afraid that this doesn't sound like much of a case," said the HR.

"Well, would it bolster my case if you knew the guy was a midget?" retorted the woman.

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#6 | 1720 days ago

 Som, great get going when going gets tough, you have been the best in the business of making us laugh, grateful thanks for keeping the children in great moods, they had nothing but praise for you and many of their friends in FanIQ, grateful thanks to all those who cared and shared the fun with five adolescents, who are getting to become adults, love and regards, rajen.

Today you have brought out the other side of sexual harassment accusations, with responses from many intelligent responses from jeekabee, rogers, LoCaWildcat and ofcourse the indomitable, cuddles.!
Great going..........................!
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#7 | 1720 days ago
18packabs (+)

I thought it was sexual amusement???
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#8 | 1720 days ago
JRSFLAME88 (+)

Funny jokes everyone. Good poll SOM!
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#9 | 1720 days ago

One of the best polls yet!
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#10 | 1720 days ago

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#12 | 1720 days ago
Cherrie (+)

Lesson 5

A turkey was chatting with a bull.  'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.'


'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull.  It's full of nutrients.'

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.

The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.

Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.

He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Moral of the story:
Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there..
#13 | 1720 days ago

You are STOO-PID!
#14 | 1719 days ago

cuddles127017 wrote:
There's  just no pleasing women. 
You got that 1 rite
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#15 | 1719 days ago

Cherrie wrote:
Lesson 5

A turkey was chatting with a bull.  'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.'


'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull.  It's full of nutrients.'

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.

The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.

Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.

He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Moral of the story:
Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there..
Very Well Put I luv IT
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#16 | 1719 days ago

Great jokes everyone!!   
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