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I'm kicking Al Gores ass next time I see him (Edited 01/05/10 09:24AM by sc0ttm0)
Al's been flying around in his private jets the last few years, telling us to buy florescent light bulbs for $9 each and donate money to environmental groups to offset carbon footprints....  Because, get this, we're all causing the world to get warmer....

Polar bears are drowning, Floridians are getting hot, rolling blackouts in California, Canadians getting sunburns..... The rest of us said, 'we'll do our part', went to Wal-Mart and bought bulbs, sent money to Aspen and Sierra Club, stopped warming our cars up in the morning, and basically began worshiping a whole new deity called "Global Warming".

So here I am today, wondering why the &$%@ it's so cold outside, and contemplating flying to Tennessee to drag Al out of his mansion, and kick his ass out in the middle of his front yard, because I believe it's -18 F outside because of him, the high priest of the Global Warming religion.  I believe we've overdone it, and now we're paying the price...

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| Closed on 02/04/10 at 05:00PM
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 1. Anyone else want to kick Al's ass? (0 points)
29%a. Yes, it's fricken cold outside and it's his fault
6%b. I like Al, and I'm going to hug a tree
3%c. Who's Al Gore?
26%d. It's climate change, you ass (add appropriate conjuntion below)
12%e. It's cold out, but it's not Al's fault
9%f. Woo hoo! Huskers beat Arizona!
0%g. Polar bears are drowning? Holy crap we should _____________
15%h. Beaneater
 2. Would you like to aid in the effort to warm the planet back up? (0 points)
3%a. Yes, I'm in, give me my marching orders...
3%b. I'm already doing this______.
9%c. I left my car running all day yesterday, and turned my thermostat up to 82.
32%d. Sex contributes to global warming, I'll do that.
15%e. Keep making polls like this husker, all that hot air will warm us up.
6%f. It's warm here in ___, so I'm doing nothing.
3%g. I'm doing nothing, Barack will fix it
29%h. Beaneater

 &nbp;
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#6 | 1717 days ago

(Edited by Ryan)
How many times have you seen and talked to Al Gore?  

Just curious since you're gonna get him the next time you see him. 


This weather does suck, although I'm not sure I'm ready to blame any one person or movement for it.
  
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#1 | 1717 days ago

(Edited by qtowndogg)
I live in the Tampa Bay area, and it's supposed to be near-freezing (if not below freezing) for this whole week.  If it's this cold in Florida, I can't imagine how cold it is everywhere else.  Al Gore is a moron.  Tell him to bring his global warming to the East Coast here where we need it.
1. Yes, it's fricken cold outside and it's his fault  2. Yes, I'm in, give me my marching orders...  
#2 | 1717 days ago

yes, it is frickin CLOD outside and i hear its going to snow in GA on thursday. cant wait for the whole state to shut down!  yea!


why is there no "s" on beaneater? is he singular today?
1. Yes, it's fricken cold outside and it's his fault  2. Sex contributes to global warming, I'll do that.  
#3 | 1717 days ago

qtowndogg wrote:
I live in the Tampa Bay area, and it's supposed to be near-freezing (if not below freezing) for this whole week.  If it's this cold in Florida, I can't imagine how cold it is everywhere else.  Al Gore is a moron.  Tell him to bring his global warming to the East Coast here where we need it.
I suggest you collect un-used cell phones and computer equipment, put them in a pile in your back yard, pour diesel fuel over them and light it on fire. 

Make sure you leave the batteries in the phones....   Your fellow Floridians will thank you.

Thank you for supporting the Global Warming cause.
1. Woo hoo! Huskers beat Arizona!  2. Keep making polls like this husker, all that hot air will warm us up.  
#4 | 1717 days ago

(Edited by sc0ttm0)
kobe_lova wrote:
yes, it is frickin CLOD outside and i hear its going to snow in GA on thursday. cant wait for the whole state to shut down!  yea!


why is there no "s" on beaneater? is he singular today?
Do you add an 's' to the end of other?  Besides, there can only be one Beaneater...

Thanks for your support Ashlie, I see you selected the 2nd option which is my personal favorite.  Remember, calories burn off as heat, so refer to this chart when making your contribution. 

ps.  I edited my typo, thanks for politely pointing it out
1. Woo hoo! Huskers beat Arizona!  2. Keep making polls like this husker, all that hot air will warm us up.  
#5 | 1717 days ago

sc0ttm0 wrote:
Do you add an 's' to the end of other?  Besides, there can only be one Beaneater...

Thanks for your support Ashlie, I see you selected the 2nd option which is my personal favorite.  Remember, calories burn off as heat, so refer to this chart when making your contribution. 

ps.  I edited my typo, thanks for politely pointing it out

now people are going to think i spelled cold wrong....and that is possibly the best thing i have ever read in my life. BRILLIANT!

1. Yes, it's fricken cold outside and it's his fault  2. Sex contributes to global warming, I'll do that.  
#6 | 1717 days ago

(Edited by Ryan)
How many times have you seen and talked to Al Gore?  

Just curious since you're gonna get him the next time you see him. 


This weather does suck, although I'm not sure I'm ready to blame any one person or movement for it.
#7 | 1717 days ago

Ryan wrote:
How many times have you seen and talked to Al Gore?  

Just curious since you're gonna get him the next time you see him. 


This weather does suck, although I'm not sure I'm ready to blame any one person or movement for it.
Al and I used to be tight back in the day.
1. Woo hoo! Huskers beat Arizona!  2. Keep making polls like this husker, all that hot air will warm us up.  
#8 | 1717 days ago

sc0ttm0 wrote:
Al and I used to be tight back in the day.
Then by all means give him the business when you see him! :-)
#9 | 1717 days ago

1. It's climate change, you ass (add appropriate conjuntion below)  2. It's warm here in ___, so I'm doing nothing.  
#10 | 1717 days ago

It's still in the low 70's in Phoenix where I live, so I don't have any complaints, but I'm sorry for everywhere else that has this problem.
#11 | 1717 days ago
JRSFLAME88 (+)

kobe_lova wrote:
yes, it is frickin CLOD outside and i hear its going to snow in GA on thursday. cant wait for the whole state to shut down!  yea!


why is there no "s" on beaneater? is he singular today?
Yes Kobe even South GA Might get snow!  I hope so. I'm going to roll around in it and build a snow man if he is only 6 inches high.  Remember when we fuss about the 100+ in July?  I'm just thankful to have a home with heat.  This is a nice change for me!
1. It's cold out, but it's not Al's fault  2. Beaneater  
#12 | 1717 days ago

JRSFLAME88 wrote:
Yes Kobe even South GA Might get snow!  I hope so. I'm going to roll around in it and build a snow man if he is only 6 inches high.  Remember when we fuss about the 100+ in July?  I'm just thankful to have a home with heat.  This is a nice change for me!
I know. i love the cold weather.
1. Yes, it's fricken cold outside and it's his fault  2. Sex contributes to global warming, I'll do that.  
#13 | 1717 days ago

(Edited by kteacher)
Kenne wrote:
It's still in the low 70's in Phoenix where I live, so I don't have any complaints, but I'm sorry for everywhere else that has this problem.
I'm with you....it's going to be in the low 70's here in Southern California most of the week as well. All I can say Scott is this-----"Sucks for you! "


As for everyone else-----I hope it warms up soon.
1. It's climate change, you ass (add appropriate conjuntion below)  2. I'm doing nothing, Barack will fix it  
#14 | 1717 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

 I love the cold weather, I miss Chicago winters. But I will do my part and have sex if it will warm you guys up. 
1. I like Al, and I'm going to hug a tree  2. Sex contributes to global warming, I'll do that.  
#15 | 1717 days ago

emptying cans of hairspray into the air here.  Would at least like to see double-digit temps because 8 degrees is no bueno
1. Yes, it's fricken cold outside and it's his fault  2. I'm already doing this______.  
#16 | 1717 days ago
NMboyzfan (+)

Yup, he needs an ass whoopin.  If this planet gets colder, thongs may become obsolete!
1. Yes, it's fricken cold outside and it's his fault  2. I left my car running all day yesterday, and turned my thermostat up to 82.  
#17 | 1717 days ago

Yeah, those global warming f'ers should have to walk around with my dog waiting for her to take a dump at night when it is 17 degrees out with the wind blowing 15 to 20 mph....
1. Beaneater  2. Beaneater  
#18 | 1717 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
yes, it is frickin CLOD outside and i hear its going to snow in GA on thursday. cant wait for the whole state to shut down!  yea!


why is there no "s" on beaneater? is he singular today?
I think it should be singular for #1, but in #2 I believe it should be plural... I mean I'm just guessing here.
1. Beaneater  2. Beaneater  
#19 | 1717 days ago

i dunno about this global warming nonsense to be honest. but i always enjoy a good beat down. since it's about 35 degrees here though, i am staying in today. can you get a video of it on your cellphone?
1. Woo hoo! Huskers beat Arizona!  2. Beaneater  
#20 | 1717 days ago

LOL, we all suffer while good ole Al is down there burning Benjamen's to light his fat cigars.
1. Yes, it's fricken cold outside and it's his fault  2. I left my car running all day yesterday, and turned my thermostat up to 82.  
#21 | 1717 days ago

Beaneaters wrote:
I think it should be singular for #1, but in #2 I believe it should be plural... I mean I'm just guessing here.
i could live with that!
1. Yes, it's fricken cold outside and it's his fault  2. Sex contributes to global warming, I'll do that.  
#22 | 1717 days ago

In Mexico I have noticed those changes, my city used to have pretty good weather, not so hot, not so cold, but now I'm freezing! Somedays I have to keep the heater on all day long, years ago I just turned it on when I felt it was a little bit cold. Definitely I prefer the heat, right now my little fingers are about to fall while I'm typing. Brrrrrrrrr!!!
#23 | 1717 days ago

I was in your corner up until the very end.  No respect for YOU! 

But seriously, he's right.  It's all part of the process, and is all encompassed under the giant umbrella of  "climate change". 
But I still like Al Gore ... for a politician, he's ok. 
1. It's climate change, you ass (add appropriate conjuntion below)  2. Keep making polls like this husker, all that hot air will warm us up.  
#24 | 1717 days ago
NMboyzfan (+)

janet011685 wrote:
I was in your corner up until the very end.  No respect for YOU! 

But seriously, he's right.  It's all part of the process, and is all encompassed under the giant umbrella of  "climate change". 
But I still like Al Gore ... for a politician, he's ok. 
For a politician, he's ok?

I believe, ma'am, that qualifies your comment as today's top oxymoron.  (Not to be confused with oxyclean)
1. Yes, it's fricken cold outside and it's his fault  2. I left my car running all day yesterday, and turned my thermostat up to 82.  
#25 | 1717 days ago

MISterISU wrote:
emptying cans of hairspray into the air here.  Would at least like to see double-digit temps because 8 degrees is no bueno
Thanks for your contribution, especially due to your proximity to my hell....   Should be in the 30's by Friday 
1. Woo hoo! Huskers beat Arizona!  2. Keep making polls like this husker, all that hot air will warm us up.  
#26 | 1717 days ago

Heck, you're already in TN, you go kick his ass....  

Robb's post is proof that we've gone overboard, hard nipples on a man from Tennessee is not natural people.
1. Woo hoo! Huskers beat Arizona!  2. Keep making polls like this husker, all that hot air will warm us up.  
#27 | 1717 days ago

Beaneaters wrote:
Yeah, those global warming f'ers should have to walk around with my dog waiting for her to take a dump at night when it is 17 degrees out with the wind blowing 15 to 20 mph....
After we kick Al's ass, we'll send him over to walk your dog.
1. Woo hoo! Huskers beat Arizona!  2. Keep making polls like this husker, all that hot air will warm us up.  
#28 | 1717 days ago

Climate change goes both ways and I don't think PEOPLE are to blame. It could be some weird cycle. we can adapt, but i don't think we can change it one way or the other. Do we pollute too much? Of course. are we gonna run out of fossil fuels one day? probably not in our lifetimes. hey if I could put a turbine on my roof to power my TESLA instead of paying 3 or 4 bucks a gallon, I'm in. But it won't be to have an affect on climate change. They got us composting our garbage up here as of Jan 1. I b*tched and complained until I fully understood the economic ramifications it'll have over the course of a few years. If the tree huggers want to get to second base with a Maple, so be it. It ain't about that.
1. Beaneater  2. Beaneater  
#29 | 1717 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
Climate change goes both ways and I don't think PEOPLE are to blame. It could be some weird cycle. we can adapt, but i don't think we can change it one way or the other. Do we pollute too much? Of course. are we gonna run out of fossil fuels one day? probably not in our lifetimes. hey if I could put a turbine on my roof to power my TESLA instead of paying 3 or 4 bucks a gallon, I'm in. But it won't be to have an affect on climate change. They got us composting our garbage up here as of Jan 1. I b*tched and complained until I fully understood the economic ramifications it'll have over the course of a few years. If the tree huggers want to get to second base with a Maple, so be it. It ain't about that.
1. Woo hoo! Huskers beat Arizona!  2. Keep making polls like this husker, all that hot air will warm us up.  
#30 | 1717 days ago

Up here in Michigan we don't call it winter we call it Hockey weather

Oh and why the hell is Al Gore flying around in a private jet? If he's so damn worried about global warming shouldn't he ride a bike or walk to where he needs to go?
1. Yes, it's fricken cold outside and it's his fault  2. Sex contributes to global warming, I'll do that.  
#31 | 1717 days ago

woody050681 wrote:
Up here in Michigan we don't call it winter we call it Hockey weather

Oh and why the hell is Al Gore flying around in a private jet? If he's so damn worried about global warming shouldn't he ride a bike or walk to where he needs to go?
He can forego travel altogether and just send his hyperbole out on the World Wide Web. He invented it, you know...  http://www.kusi.com/home/78477082.html?video=pop&t=a  John Coleman, Weatherman and one of the founders of the weather channel thinks Global Warming is a load of crap. Maybe not in those words...
#32 | 1717 days ago
(+)

I don't blame Al Gore for the cold but I have a whole Sh@t load of snow around my house I would be glad to send to the polar bears.
1. Yes, it's fricken cold outside and it's his fault  2. Sex contributes to global warming, I'll do that.  
#33 | 1716 days ago

This is a normal winter, like the ones we used to have back in the 60's and  70's.   The climate goes in cycles.  Al Gore and some others  are out to change things and invest in it to  make money.  I truely believe this whole climate warming is a hoax.
1. Beaneater  2. Keep making polls like this husker, all that hot air will warm us up.  
#34 | 1716 days ago

cuddles127017 wrote:
This is a normal winter, like the ones we used to have back in the 60's and  70's.   The climate goes in cycles.  Al Gore and some others  are out to change things and invest in it to  make money.  I truely believe this whole climate warming is a hoax.
 Climate change and the talks of climate change is big money, those who do not practice always preach, let us remember to be good to mother nature, it is de-forestation, greed for  mining rights, oil wells over exploited, mother earth is ravaged, as we see only the bottom line of   "PROFIT".

Rain water harvesting in tropical nations, use of perennial natural energies of Sun are the needs of the day, fossil fuels will not last, nor does the wasted water flowing in to the sea.
1. Who's Al Gore?  2. Beaneater  
#35 | 1716 days ago

you should kick yourself if you fell for that propaganda in the 1st place
1. It's cold out, but it's not Al's fault  2. Beaneater  
#36 | 1714 days ago

woody050681 wrote:
Up here in Michigan we don't call it winter we call it Hockey weather

Oh and why the hell is Al Gore flying around in a private jet? If he's so damn worried about global warming shouldn't he ride a bike or walk to where he needs to go?
Took the words right out of my mouth!         LMBO
1. It's climate change, you ass (add appropriate conjuntion below)  2. Sex contributes to global warming, I'll do that.  

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