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Is Deeper Really Better?
Face it, a homerun is a homerun.  Once the ball clears the fence, it's all the same.  If that is the case, why do they measure the distance?
| Closed on 02/07/10 at 05:00PM
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42 Fans 
38%a. Chicks Dig the Long Ball!
12%b. It's a Testosterone Thing.
24%c. For Statistical Purposes.
26%d. Beaneater

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#10 | 1562 days ago

Usually if you put the meat of the bat on the sweet spot, and use a smooth swing, you won't have to stop at third base.
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#1 | 1562 days ago
18packabs (+)

All cars have engines, why do they race????


Sometimes length is important.........................
Beaneater  
#2 | 1562 days ago

deeper is definitely better!
Chicks Dig the Long Ball!  
#3 | 1562 days ago

Boys like to show off a Little 
Beaneater  
#4 | 1562 days ago

because you cant hit it deep?
Chicks Dig the Long Ball!  
#5 | 1562 days ago
NMboyzfan (+)

kobe_lova wrote:
because you cant hit it deep?


OUCH
Beaneater  
#6 | 1562 days ago

Tiger thinks so, his story keeps getting deeper and deeper.
#7 | 1562 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
because you cant hit it deep?
Need you ask?  If we're talking baseball terms, he'd be lucky to call it a bunt.
It's a Testosterone Thing.  
#8 | 1562 days ago

that's like asking do you like to be tickled or stabbed?
Chicks Dig the Long Ball!  
#9 | 1562 days ago
JRSFLAME88 (+)

janet011685 wrote:
Need you ask?  If we're talking baseball terms, he'd be lucky to call it a bunt.
Beaneater  
#10 | 1562 days ago

Usually if you put the meat of the bat on the sweet spot, and use a smooth swing, you won't have to stop at third base.
Beaneater  
#11 | 1562 days ago
Cherrie (+)

It's 2am, the bars are closed, and two wise guys (best friends and BS artists) are  walking across the Brooklyn Bridge.
They stop to take a piss,and the one guy says,"damn this water is cold!"
the other guy says without missing a beat, "yeah, and it's deep too"
It's a Testosterone Thing.  
#12 | 1562 days ago

~~~Go Deep or Go Home~~~
For Statistical Purposes.  
#13 | 1562 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Need you ask?  If we're talking baseball terms, he'd be lucky to call it a bunt.
Just need to remind myself to give you a respect for that tomorrow...
#14 | 1562 days ago
Cherrie (+)

Beaneaters wrote:
Usually if you put the meat of the bat on the sweet spot, and use a smooth swing, you won't have to stop at third base.
Bow Down Wave
It's a Testosterone Thing.  
#15 | 1562 days ago

Cherrie wrote:
Bow Down Wave
Beaneater  
#16 | 1562 days ago

Beaneaters wrote:
Usually if you put the meat of the bat on the sweet spot, and use a smooth swing, you won't have to stop at third base.
oor
Chicks Dig the Long Ball!  
#17 | 1562 days ago

Cherrie wrote:
Bow Down Wave
Beaneaters wrote:
Usually if you put the meat of the bat on the sweet spot, and use a smooth swing, you won't have to stop at third base.
Bow Down Wave

Y'all is nasty...
#18 | 1562 days ago
NMboyzfan (+)

icedee wrote:
Beaneaters wrote:
Usually if you put the meat of the bat on the sweet spot, and use a smooth swing, you won't have to stop at third base.
Bow Down Wave

Y'all is nasty...
They're Nastastic!
Beaneater  
#19 | 1562 days ago
kammi42 (+)

With what little i know about baseball im now even more confused .
#20 | 1562 days ago

just to talk about the longest, FANS LOVE the LOOOOOON BALL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#21 | 1562 days ago

If you hit it long and hard everyone's happy
Beaneater  
#22 | 1562 days ago

Measuring is for nothing more than bragging rights.   lol
For Statistical Purposes.  
#23 | 1562 days ago

Size doesn't matter....it's how well you make contact....
Chicks Dig the Long Ball!  
#24 | 1562 days ago

(Edited by HouTxFan)
Beaneaters wrote:
Usually if you put the meat of the bat on the sweet spot, and use a smooth swing, you won't have to stop at third base.
Nothing more rewarding...especially if you're playing in a double-header that day!  
For Statistical Purposes.  
#25 | 1561 days ago

rayray3466 wrote:
~~~Go Deep or Go Home~~~
Thats it 
For Statistical Purposes.  
#26 | 1561 days ago

both count, if your bat is small, you'll never get another home run with that team 
Chicks Dig the Long Ball!  
#27 | 1561 days ago

(Edited by raja_starkglass)
 Studies have proved that the size stimulates, but longer the hitting, better is the home run, as chicks take some time to get hot...............
Joke of the day, 09.01.2010 gives a perspective of being the right size for the different games.
Beaneater  
#28 | 1561 days ago

HouTxFan wrote:
Nothing more rewarding...especially if you're playing in a double-header that day!  
You wild woman. 

Can I be your long-lost surrogate daughter, too?  Leigh totally needs a sister (like me). 
And I DO have family in Texas, so you never know. 
It's a Testosterone Thing.  
#29 | 1560 days ago

blondie45044 wrote:
Tiger thinks so, his story keeps getting deeper and deeper.
hey we are on baseball here, not golf, get with the right sport.
Chicks Dig the Long Ball!  
#30 | 1560 days ago

anew4u2 wrote:
hey we are on baseball here, not golf, get with the right sport.

Ok I would suggest using a nine inch bat put it right into the right SPOT, then you will get a homerun and someone else will probably want you on their team?

Hows that

#31 | 1560 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
You wild woman. 

Can I be your long-lost surrogate daughter, too?  Leigh totally needs a sister (like me). 
And I DO have family in Texas, so you never know. 
Sure thing!  If we get Ashlie to join our growing little family, too, you guys can be the illegitimate triplets I never knew (or forgot) I had.

I'm so proud of you girls.    <beaming with pride>

Love,
Mom
For Statistical Purposes.  
#32 | 1559 days ago

HouTxFan wrote:
Sure thing!  If we get Ashlie to join our growing little family, too, you guys can be the illegitimate triplets I never knew (or forgot) I had.

I'm so proud of you girls.    <beaming with pride>

Love,
Mom
aaah...i was gonna ask but didnt want really invite myself. and i thought well...of course they'd know i was adopted? lol
Chicks Dig the Long Ball!  
#33 | 1559 days ago

thats what women do. mess it up for the next woman. poor thing.
Chicks Dig the Long Ball!  
#34 | 1559 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
nor did she want it, I'm sure
Chicks Dig the Long Ball!  
#35 | 1559 days ago

uh huh
Chicks Dig the Long Ball!  
#36 | 1559 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
aaah...i was gonna ask but didnt want really invite myself. and i thought well...of course they'd know i was adopted? lol

Know you're adopted??? Do you mean because you three aren't all the exact same age?    I figure that just means you are fraternal triplets, not identical.

I've heard many guys use the expression "Brothers from another mother".  So, in a nod to my somewhat wild / somewhat forgotten past, you girls can be the "Who's your daddy sisters".  Besides, Mom loves you all equally, so...deal?

For Statistical Purposes.  
#37 | 1559 days ago

you know what...it took me all of this time to realize why you told me the waitress was black. LMAO! now it's funny and was definitely a lie!
Chicks Dig the Long Ball!  
#38 | 1559 days ago

HouTxFan wrote:

Know you're adopted??? Do you mean because you three aren't all the exact same age?    I figure that just means you are fraternal triplets, not identical.

I've heard many guys use the expression "Brothers from another mother".  So, in a nod to my somewhat wild / somewhat forgotten past, you girls can be the "Who's your daddy sisters".  Besides, Mom loves you all equally, so...deal?

you're so awesome! can you see the 3 of us fighting on the playground now because some obnoxious jasonsmall pointed our my difference in "age"?
Chicks Dig the Long Ball!  
#39 | 1559 days ago

okay...see...what i did there was substitute "some obnoxious kid" with "some obnoxious jasonsmall". get it?
Chicks Dig the Long Ball!  
#40 | 1559 days ago

nothing wrong with girth...but not sure that you will reach that spot if bat is not long enough.
Chicks Dig the Long Ball!  
#41 | 1559 days ago

well....there is no better fart, right?
Chicks Dig the Long Ball!  
#42 | 1559 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
i dont know why (dbl post)
Chicks Dig the Long Ball!  
#43 | 1559 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
you're so awesome! can you see the 3 of us fighting on the playground now because some obnoxious jasonsmall pointed our my difference in "age"?
That's right...he's not real smart, is he?  If he does get out of line, just remember..."Girls rule, boys drool"...and then you and your sisters kick the sh!t out of him 'cause your mama said so!   
For Statistical Purposes.  
#44 | 1559 days ago

blondie45044 wrote:

Ok I would suggest using a nine inch bat put it right into the right SPOT, then you will get a homerun and someone else will probably want you on their team?

Hows that

Bravo,
Chicks Dig the Long Ball!  
#45 | 1559 days ago

HouTxFan wrote:
That's right...he's not real smart, is he?  If he does get out of line, just remember..."Girls rule, boys drool"...and then you and your sisters kick the sh!t out of him 'cause your mama said so!   
he's not. bless his heart.

mama said knock you out!
Chicks Dig the Long Ball!  
#46 | 1559 days ago
jasonwrites (+)

I want in on this family... can I be the creepy uncle cool stepbrother weird cousin you only see at holidays?
Chicks Dig the Long Ball!  
#47 | 1558 days ago

how did i miss this poll?
For Statistical Purposes.  
#48 | 1558 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
how did i miss this poll?
well because apparently there is no need to read the locker room polls anymore since only 5 of us talk anyway. and we only talk about sex, drugs, and music. no fun there.
Chicks Dig the Long Ball!  
#49 | 1558 days ago
NMboyzfan (+)

Crap...I must have missed something.
Beaneater  
#50 | 1558 days ago

NMboyzfan wrote:
Crap...I must have missed something.
you did...i could have really used some awesomely perfect pictures to mirror my thoughts. But don't worry...today I'll probably really have some sh*t to say. I also plan on hijacking everything. wonder if the feds are watching...
Chicks Dig the Long Ball!  
#51 | 1558 days ago

wait...are you repeating yourself?
Chicks Dig the Long Ball!  
#52 | 1558 days ago
NMboyzfan (+)

kobe_lova wrote:
you did...i could have really used some awesomely perfect pictures to mirror my thoughts. But don't worry...today I'll probably really have some sh*t to say. I also plan on hijacking everything. wonder if the feds are watching...
I found it.

Wow, no more innuendos?  My freakin head will explode!
Beaneater  
#53 | 1558 days ago
NMboyzfan (+)

Yes...yes it is.  Either that or I am admitting that I am a jack a**.

Beaneater  
#54 | 1558 days ago

17 year oid kid crank one on to waveland av >  It was about respect was at the High School allstar game and saw a
For Statistical Purposes.  
#55 | 1558 days ago

NMboyzfan wrote:
I found it.

Wow, no more innuendos?  My freakin head will explode!
I NEED THAT AVATAR DELETED IMMEDIATELY!
Chicks Dig the Long Ball!  
#56 | 1558 days ago
NMboyzfan (+)

kobe_lova wrote:
I NEED THAT AVATAR DELETED IMMEDIATELY!
which one?  I changed today...the new one or the old one?
Beaneater  
#57 | 1558 days ago

NMboyzfan wrote:
which one?  I changed today...the new one or the old one?
the crappy one i can see right now! ^^^
Chicks Dig the Long Ball!  
#58 | 1558 days ago

see...this is why we end up hijacking and hated. SHUT IT UP JASON!

oh...it's his poll, he doesnt mind.

Chicks Dig the Long Ball!  
#59 | 1558 days ago
NMboyzfan (+)

kobe_lova wrote:
the crappy one i can see right now! ^^^
Would you rather have the one of Lord Brett getting knocked on his ass, or the one where he is crying like a little schoolgirl?
Beaneater  
#60 | 1558 days ago

NMboyzfan wrote:
Would you rather have the one of Lord Brett getting knocked on his ass, or the one where he is crying like a little schoolgirl?
crying is sexy!

how about you just put the one back that was there this morning..I can't talk to you anymore today. Cowboys SUCK ass!
Chicks Dig the Long Ball!  
#61 | 1558 days ago
NMboyzfan (+)

kobe_lova wrote:
crying is sexy!

how about you just put the one back that was there this morning..I can't talk to you anymore today. Cowboys SUCK ass!
Or the one where he is getting married to Madden, or the one that says Jesus/Not Jesus.....
Beaneater  
#62 | 1558 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
crying is sexy!

how about you just put the one back that was there this morning..I can't talk to you anymore today. Cowboys SUCK ass!
i always thought crying was funny
For Statistical Purposes.  
#63 | 1558 days ago

deeper is better in both sex and baseball.......right ladies?
#64 | 1558 days ago
NMboyzfan (+)

Beaneater  
#65 | 1558 days ago

why am I not surprised?
Beaneater  
#66 | 1558 days ago
NMboyzfan (+)

That was not Bold, nor was it Smart....therefore, you get a FUNNY!

Beaneater  
#67 | 1558 days ago
NMboyzfan (+)

*professional self- jacker*
Beaneater  
#68 | 1558 days ago

 freakin whores
Chicks Dig the Long Ball!  
#69 | 1558 days ago

It's the facial hair...huh?
Beaneater  
#70 | 1558 days ago
NMboyzfan (+)

(Edited by NMboyzfan)
kobe_lova wrote:
 freakin whores
Beaneater  
#71 | 1556 days ago

blondie45044 wrote:

Ok I would suggest using a nine inch bat put it right into the right SPOT, then you will get a homerun and someone else will probably want you on their team?

Hows that

just a nine inch bat. kinda small if you ask me.
Chicks Dig the Long Ball!  
#72 | 1556 days ago

anew4u2 wrote:
just a nine inch bat. kinda small if you ask me.
Some might tell you, it is not the size of the bat it is how you swing it. Although, the way this poll is swinging you may hear anything.
#73 | 1556 days ago

when switch hitting size doesnt matter..its hitting the sweet spot that counts  : -P
#74 | 1556 days ago

suzanneclark12 wrote:
when switch hitting size doesnt matter..its hitting the sweet spot that counts  : -P
Yup just hit the sweet spot with the barrell of the bat and knock it out!  You will bring down some runs for sure.
For Statistical Purposes.  
#75 | 1556 days ago

Lets open this one up and really get into the overwhelmingly correct answer. With just about anything you do at all you hit that sweet spot your gonna have immediate success. The range this question/answer is vast with the results being so locked down that a worshiping effect often is vocalized upon first sign of this interaction between the two.  The intended object with the sweet spot of utilized object. results phenomenal.
#76 | 1556 days ago

blondie45044 wrote:
Some might tell you, it is not the size of the bat it is how you swing it. Although, the way this poll is swinging you may hear anything.
i actually think if the batboy knows what he is doing, neither really matter.
Chicks Dig the Long Ball!  
#77 | 1555 days ago

just another useless stat that simple minded broadcasters can drone on and on about
For Statistical Purposes.  

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