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The FanIq Users Guide For Twilight (Edited 01/12/10 10:31PM by Michael G)
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The FanIq Users Guide For Twilight <span style="font-size:12px;">(Edited 01/12/10 10:31PM by Michael G)</span> Photo


AND GUYS
So what about men that like Twilight?




| Closed on 01/12/10 at 05:00PM
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room, Movies | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
13 Fans 
15%a. WTF!!
15%b. Hey...I'm a 35 year old woman and I've seen it 15 times!!!!
69%c. Ever notice how Beaneaters is never an option in my polls? No offense Beans..but it's kinda dumb dontcha think?
31%d. Yes..Twilight Sucks!!!
15%e. New Moon the "Other" lame flick

 &nbp;
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#14 | 1225 days ago
NorseHeathen (+)

If I put a bumper sticker on my car, it would read:  "I drive like a Cullen"

Seriously though, my wife fell in love with the story....not the 'vampire' part of it, but the 'romantic', 'soul-mate', 'forbidden love', but can't stay apart devotion to one another aspect.  She practically harassed me to read the book, and I finally agreed when she said I could read a chapter a night to her like we used to do when we were first married--so, I "caved".  Needless to say, that lasted for 3 chapters, then she spent the Saturday reading to me most of the day when we weren't busy with something else.

Now guys, if you say it's gay, then (taking the vampire/werewolf elements out of it), you're missing the kind of romance and devotion that women treasure.  Personally, I'm not drawn to it for the romance--if I'm not doling it out, I could care less about another couple.  However, I have attained an appreciation for the intrigue between the mixed alliances, conflicts, and even structures associated within the book.  So, whilst I may have to fight to keep myself awake when my wife is reading through the sappy romantic shite, I find myself very attentive during the portions of the book that involve a level of intrigue.

True Blood on the other hand is awesome......the concepts in that show are really phuqed-up with it's abstract plots and sub-plots....
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#1 | 1225 days ago
18packabs (+)

Why does that guys name have to be Edward?
Ever notice how Beaneaters is never an option in my polls? No offense Beans..but it's kinda dumb dontcha think?  
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#2 | 1225 days ago
Now it all makes sense to me
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#3 | 1225 days ago

 I like the "Beaneaters" option.
WTF!!  
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#4 | 1225 days ago

 What ever happened to the days of kick ass vampires that would rip your face off?
Yes..Twilight Sucks!!!  
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#5 | 1225 days ago

 kteacher wrote:
I like the "Beaneaters" option.
Why am I not surprised...
Ever notice how Beaneaters is never an option in my polls? No offense Beans..but it's kinda dumb dontcha think?  
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#6 | 1225 days ago

 Michael G wrote:
Why am I not surprised...
its ia great movie right? i very like it
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#7 | 1225 days ago

 hahahahahah
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#8 | 1225 days ago

 christ, i saw a dude out the other night who was driving a car with the vanity plates ECULLN. i ran into what must have been him in a bar the same night, tall, skinny, looked like his skin hadn't seen sun since he was a twinkle in his daddy's eye and yes. was actually wearing fangs.

i have decided to most politely dodge this culture bullet.
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#9 | 1225 days ago

 ms_hippie_queen wrote:
christ, i saw a dude out the other night who was driving a car with the vanity plates ECULLN. i ran into what must have been him in a bar the same night, tall, skinny, looked like his skin hadn't seen sun since he was a twinkle in his daddy's eye and yes. was actually wearing fangs.

i have decided to most politely dodge this culture bullet.
I knew I liked you for a reason You made a wise choice my friend
Yes..Twilight Sucks!!!  
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#10 | 1225 days ago

 F*ck that. It's not the same crotch-rot.  True Blood is awesome!
WTF!!  
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#11 | 1225 days ago

 kobe_lova wrote:
F*ck that. It's not the same crotch-rot.  True Blood is awesome!
I've never seen it but your answer is funny...
Ever notice how Beaneaters is never an option in my polls? No offense Beans..but it's kinda dumb dontcha think?  
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#12 | 1225 days ago

 and i love it. you should watch it. There's sex, senseless violence, and naked boobs. what's not to love.
WTF!!  
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#13 | 1225 days ago

 f*ck it then!! season 1 was great. It's not "torture porn" but great still.
WTF!!  
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#14 | 1225 days ago
NorseHeathen (+)

If I put a bumper sticker on my car, it would read:  "I drive like a Cullen"

Seriously though, my wife fell in love with the story....not the 'vampire' part of it, but the 'romantic', 'soul-mate', 'forbidden love', but can't stay apart devotion to one another aspect.  She practically harassed me to read the book, and I finally agreed when she said I could read a chapter a night to her like we used to do when we were first married--so, I "caved".  Needless to say, that lasted for 3 chapters, then she spent the Saturday reading to me most of the day when we weren't busy with something else.

Now guys, if you say it's gay, then (taking the vampire/werewolf elements out of it), you're missing the kind of romance and devotion that women treasure.  Personally, I'm not drawn to it for the romance--if I'm not doling it out, I could care less about another couple.  However, I have attained an appreciation for the intrigue between the mixed alliances, conflicts, and even structures associated within the book.  So, whilst I may have to fight to keep myself awake when my wife is reading through the sappy romantic shite, I find myself very attentive during the portions of the book that involve a level of intrigue.

True Blood on the other hand is awesome......the concepts in that show are really phuqed-up with it's abstract plots and sub-plots....
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#15 | 1225 days ago

 NorseHeathen wrote:
If I put a bumper sticker on my car, it would read:  "I drive like a Cullen"

Seriously though, my wife fell in love with the story....not the 'vampire' part of it, but the 'romantic', 'soul-mate', 'forbidden love', but can't stay apart devotion to one another aspect.  She practically harassed me to read the book, and I finally agreed when she said I could read a chapter a night to her like we used to do when we were first married--so, I "caved".  Needless to say, that lasted for 3 chapters, then she spent the Saturday reading to me most of the day when we weren't busy with something else.

Now guys, if you say it's gay, then (taking the vampire/werewolf elements out of it), you're missing the kind of romance and devotion that women treasure.  Personally, I'm not drawn to it for the romance--if I'm not doling it out, I could care less about another couple.  However, I have attained an appreciation for the intrigue between the mixed alliances, conflicts, and even structures associated within the book.  So, whilst I may have to fight to keep myself awake when my wife is reading through the sappy romantic shite, I find myself very attentive during the portions of the book that involve a level of intrigue.

True Blood on the other hand is awesome......the concepts in that show are really phuqed-up with it's abstract plots and sub-plots....
I had so much hope for you Kjartan...you are drifting toward the darkside...oh wait..I actually reside there..ok whatever side it is..resist MAN...RESIST!!!!!
Ever notice how Beaneaters is never an option in my polls? No offense Beans..but it's kinda dumb dontcha think?  
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#16 | 1225 days ago

 NorseHeathen wrote:
If I put a bumper sticker on my car, it would read:  "I drive like a Cullen"

Seriously though, my wife fell in love with the story....not the 'vampire' part of it, but the 'romantic', 'soul-mate', 'forbidden love', but can't stay apart devotion to one another aspect.  She practically harassed me to read the book, and I finally agreed when she said I could read a chapter a night to her like we used to do when we were first married--so, I "caved".  Needless to say, that lasted for 3 chapters, then she spent the Saturday reading to me most of the day when we weren't busy with something else.

Now guys, if you say it's gay, then (taking the vampire/werewolf elements out of it), you're missing the kind of romance and devotion that women treasure.  Personally, I'm not drawn to it for the romance--if I'm not doling it out, I could care less about another couple.  However, I have attained an appreciation for the intrigue between the mixed alliances, conflicts, and even structures associated within the book.  So, whilst I may have to fight to keep myself awake when my wife is reading through the sappy romantic shite, I find myself very attentive during the portions of the book that involve a level of intrigue.

True Blood on the other hand is awesome......the concepts in that show are really phuqed-up with it's abstract plots and sub-plots....
today sir...you are my hero! first off, reading is already sexy. reading to your woman  excellent. and secondly for supporting true blood. i love the segregation issue, and how they pretty much address everyday societal issues using vampires.
WTF!!  
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#17 | 1224 days ago
Cherrie (+)

NorseHeathen wrote:
If I put a bumper sticker on my car, it would read:  "I drive like a Cullen"

Seriously though, my wife fell in love with the story....not the 'vampire' part of it, but the 'romantic', 'soul-mate', 'forbidden love', but can't stay apart devotion to one another aspect.  She practically harassed me to read the book, and I finally agreed when she said I could read a chapter a night to her like we used to do when we were first married--so, I "caved".  Needless to say, that lasted for 3 chapters, then she spent the Saturday reading to me most of the day when we weren't busy with something else.

Now guys, if you say it's gay, then (taking the vampire/werewolf elements out of it), you're missing the kind of romance and devotion that women treasure.  Personally, I'm not drawn to it for the romance--if I'm not doling it out, I could care less about another couple.  However, I have attained an appreciation for the intrigue between the mixed alliances, conflicts, and even structures associated within the book.  So, whilst I may have to fight to keep myself awake when my wife is reading through the sappy romantic shite, I find myself very attentive during the portions of the book that involve a level of intrigue.

True Blood on the other hand is awesome......the concepts in that show are really phuqed-up with it's abstract plots and sub-plots....
You are the man!
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#18 | 1224 days ago

 VIOLET wrote:

Now it all makes sense to me
I am so happy it makes sense to someone.  Nothing on this poll makes sense to me.
Ever notice how Beaneaters is never an option in my polls? No offense Beans..but it's kinda dumb dontcha think?  
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#19 | 1224 days ago

 if u watch Twilight get off FANIQ, you probably aren't old enough to be on here...and if by some chromosomeless reason you are old enough...get a gun with just one bullet ...thats all u need
Ever notice how Beaneaters is never an option in my polls? No offense Beans..but it's kinda dumb dontcha think?  
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#20 | 1224 days ago

 For the record I'm on team "sharkboy" (my niece told me to be)... Wait. Did i just come out of the closet!? I have no idea what's going on, that's a good thing right?
New Moon the "Other" lame flick  
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#21 | 1224 days ago

  From my understanding it's about some teenage vampires that are only allowed out between 5:00pm and 7:00pm.
Ever notice how Beaneaters is never an option in my polls? No offense Beans..but it's kinda dumb dontcha think?  
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#22 | 1224 days ago

 I DONT LIKE VAMPIRES, BUT IF THEY ARE LIKE TRUE BLOOD, WELL , IS A PITTY, BECAUSE THE WAKE AWAY WHEN I GO TO BED AND THEY GO TO BED WHEN I WAKE AWAY .- POOR MARGARITA , NEVER BE LOVED BY A VAMPIRE .-
Yes..Twilight Sucks!!!  
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#23 | 1224 days ago

 Love the oatmeal. everything they say is spot on. The zombie apocalypse one is by far one of the funniest and most accurate things I have ever read.

this is also very accurate and expertly examines the Twilight BS and how dumb it really is
Ever notice how Beaneaters is never an option in my polls? No offense Beans..but it's kinda dumb dontcha think?  
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#24 | 1223 days ago

 Michael G wrote:
I've never seen it but your answer is funny...
thanks, i aim to please!
WTF!!  
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#25 | 1222 days ago

 I'm 35, I love the story but I'm not fanatical about it. I haven't seen it 15 times...maybe 3. I've read the books through a couple of times - The first time I went through them so fast I missed stuff or forgot things that my friends would mention so I went back through them.

The thing about the books - they were written for young girls; pre-teens and teens. Of course they're going to be a little bit cheesy. But there are other aspects and subplots of the story that are really cool; and not just the romance. The other supporting characters are fun too - it's not just about the two main modern day "Romeo & Juliet".

I'm not ashamed to say that I really enjoy the books. 
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#26 | 1221 days ago

 Yah your exactly write
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#27 | 1221 days ago

 Jess wrote:
I'm 35, I love the story but I'm not fanatical about it. I haven't seen it 15 times...maybe 3. I've read the books through a couple of times - The first time I went through them so fast I missed stuff or forgot things that my friends would mention so I went back through them.

The thing about the books - they were written for young girls; pre-teens and teens. Of course they're going to be a little bit cheesy. But there are other aspects and subplots of the story that are really cool; and not just the romance. The other supporting characters are fun too - it's not just about the two main modern day "Romeo & Juliet".

I'm not ashamed to say that I really enjoy the books. 
hi hw r u jess?
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#28 | 1221 days ago

 makemehot15 wrote:
hi hw r u jess?
hey how are you
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#29 | 1221 days ago

 makemehot15 wrote:
hi hw r u jess?
okay how are you?
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#30 | 1221 days ago
NorseHeathen (+)

To Hellheimr with "team Edward" and "team Jacob"~!



I'm definitely a fan of TEAM ALICE! 
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#31 | 1218 days ago

 Jess wrote:
I'm 35, I love the story but I'm not fanatical about it. I haven't seen it 15 times...maybe 3. I've read the books through a couple of times - The first time I went through them so fast I missed stuff or forgot things that my friends would mention so I went back through them.

The thing about the books - they were written for young girls; pre-teens and teens. Of course they're going to be a little bit cheesy. But there are other aspects and subplots of the story that are really cool; and not just the romance. The other supporting characters are fun too - it's not just about the two main modern day "Romeo & Juliet".

I'm not ashamed to say that I really enjoy the books. 
hii wassupppppppppppppppp
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#32 | 1216 days ago

 saad_rock941 wrote:
hii wassupppppppppppppppp
nothin
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#33 | 1212 days ago

 Jess wrote:
I'm 35, I love the story but I'm not fanatical about it. I haven't seen it 15 times...maybe 3. I've read the books through a couple of times - The first time I went through them so fast I missed stuff or forgot things that my friends would mention so I went back through them.

The thing about the books - they were written for young girls; pre-teens and teens. Of course they're going to be a little bit cheesy. But there are other aspects and subplots of the story that are really cool; and not just the romance. The other supporting characters are fun too - it's not just about the two main modern day "Romeo & Juliet".

I'm not ashamed to say that I really enjoy the books. 
hiiiiiiiii dear
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