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What is the worst TV Show Gimmick? (Edited 01/11/10 08:26PM by Chief_aka_James)
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Article: humordistrict.com/2010/01/11/5-tv-show-gimmicks-we-just-arent-buying-anymore/

Are you buying these anymore.

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27 Fans 
19%a. Wimpy pimps
37%b. No black people in major cities
4%c. White superstar basketball players
30%d. Fat husband/Beautiful wife
11%e. Playboys never get STD's

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#4 | 1709 days ago

if the show has a laugh track, i'm out.
  
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#1 | 1709 days ago
Cherrie (+)

(Edited by Cherrie)

Look to left,look to your right, one of you are gay...it's the new black

No black people in major cities  
#2 | 1709 days ago

I don't understand how those guys (like Charlie Sheen's character on 2 and a half men, or even the Fonz) never get STD's of some kind.
Playboys never get STD's  
#3 | 1709 days ago

it took friends 10 whole seasons but they did go big when they did it though. Not only did 2 black people appear in the city but they were female and joey and ross both dated them. talk about killing birds with stones. good job. 
No black people in major cities  
#4 | 1709 days ago

if the show has a laugh track, i'm out.
#5 | 1709 days ago

Yet Ironically the real Kevin James is landed this one-She's been Qeening my king!not to shabby for a 'tub of lard?'
No black people in major cities  
#6 | 1709 days ago

kevin james. i'd hit it!
No black people in major cities  
#7 | 1709 days ago

Show's who's premise revolve around "Hey, remember that time..." jokes, one-dimensional characters that serve as plot device or sight gags, dated cultural references, and inanimate objects that can suddenly talk. I've got you in my crosshairs, Seth McFarlane.
#8 | 1709 days ago

Hehe ... tub of lard. 

But whatever, it happens because women aren't as shallow as men (this should make YOU very happy).
No black people in major cities  
#9 | 1709 days ago

elevenbravo138again wrote:
Yet Ironically the real Kevin James is landed this one-She's been Qeening my king!not to shabby for a 'tub of lard?'
He's also rich, successful and probably not as annoying or stupid as his character on King of Queens.
No black people in major cities  
#10 | 1709 days ago

gotta agree with him on this one. we* are just as shallow. we're just not physically shallow. we are materialistically shallow.

*by we, i mean chicks in general
#11 | 1709 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
gotta agree with him on this one. we* are just as shallow. we're just not physically shallow. we are materialistically shallow.

*by we, i mean chicks in general

Et tu, Leigh? 

Well, I don't agree, personally.  I can only speak for myself.  But I'm not shallow physically OR materialistically. 
Only financially ... pull in 6 figures or more, or I'm out!   


No black people in major cities  
#12 | 1709 days ago

We're talking about landing hot chicks/guys ... relationships/marriages are different from getting a piece of ass.  So both examples are true. 
Guys aren't picky about poontang (Can I say poontang?  Hehe, I said poontang.), but as for wanting to be with someone in an actual relationship, guys are shallow.  That's my take on it.
No black people in major cities  
#13 | 1709 days ago

yes i would. i like pot bellies. they're cute and as long as he's cute, i'm good.

fyi. watching the big lebowski as we speak!
No black people in major cities  
#14 | 1709 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
We're talking about landing hot chicks/guys ... relationships/marriages are different from getting a piece of ass.  So both examples are true. 
Guys aren't picky about poontang (Can I say poontang?  Hehe, I said poontang.), but as for wanting to be with someone in an actual relationship, guys are shallow.  That's my take on it.
i concur
No black people in major cities  
#15 | 1709 days ago

(Edited by ms_hippie_queen)
janet011685 wrote:

Et tu, Leigh? 

Well, I don't agree, personally.  I can only speak for myself.  But I'm not shallow physically OR materialistically. 
Only financially ... pull in 6 figures or more, or I'm out!   


i was putting dinero under the dome of materialism.
an ex boyfriend of mine married a sorority sister of mine because she is hot, and she married him because he's an heir to the tabasco fortune. they hate each other, but their selfish lives benefit from each others company. gross, eh? not wanting a relationship of convenience makes me susceptible to being an old maid, but i'm ok with that.
#16 | 1709 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
i was putting dinero under the dome of materialism.
an ex boyfriend of mine married a sorority sister of mine because she is hot, and she married him because he's an heir to the tabasco fortune. they hate each other, but their selfish lives benefit from each others company. gross, eh? not wanting a relationship of convenience makes me susceptible to being an old maid, but i'm ok with that.
Amen to that.  It's ok, we can live together in our old ages.  Like the Golden Girls (dibs on being Dorothy, just saying).


(And I was joking about the "financial" thing.  I'll still love you if you're broke.  )
No black people in major cities  
#17 | 1709 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Amen to that.  It's ok, we can live together in our old ages.  Like the Golden Girls (dibs on being Dorothy, just saying).


(And I was joking about the "financial" thing.  I'll still love you if you're broke.  )
awwwww, and i'd still love you if you were circus-ugly! i think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. (who's the really little old golden girl? if she's not dorothy, i'll be her)
#18 | 1709 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
awwwww, and i'd still love you if you were circus-ugly! i think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. (who's the really little old golden girl? if she's not dorothy, i'll be her)
sophia
No black people in major cities  
#19 | 1709 days ago

COMPUTERS ARE NOT MAGIC!!!! We all have one, we know how they work. YOU CANNOT ENHANCE A CRAPPY, LOW RESOLUTION, SECURITY VIDEO STILL-FRAME IN 2 SECONDS TO THE POINT THAT YOU CAN SEE BLACKHEADS ON THE MURDER’S NOSE AT 300 YARDS!! They would probably also USE THE EFFIN’ MOUSE rather than type in a couple of random sentences on a keyboard to ENHANCE! A.F.I.S. probably doesn't show you every scanned finger print in it's database as it's searching! Even when the CIA, FBI or Illuminati use it to match finger prints, it’s just as much an art or subtle technique as it is some kind of algorithm.

(Beaze your polls are like group therapy for me. I feel better.)
No black people in major cities  
#20 | 1709 days ago

Quote of the day, lol.
No black people in major cities  
#21 | 1709 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
COMPUTERS ARE NOT MAGIC!!!! We all have one, we know how they work. YOU CANNOT ENHANCE A CRAPPY, LOW RESOLUTION, SECURITY VIDEO STILL-FRAME IN 2 SECONDS TO THE POINT THAT YOU CAN SEE BLACKHEADS ON THE MURDER’S NOSE AT 300 YARDS!! They would probably also USE THE EFFIN’ MOUSE rather than type in a couple of random sentences on a keyboard to ENHANCE! A.F.I.S. probably doesn't show you every scanned finger print in it's database as it's searching! Even when the CIA, FBI or Illuminati use it to match finger prints, it’s just as much an art or subtle technique as it is some kind of algorithm.

(Beaze your polls are like group therapy for me. I feel better.)
As a fan of the crime drama, yes, I sometimes wonder what super computers they have.  I know their computers are high tech, but the one thing I've learned working with expensive computers is, no matter how good your equipment and software...you can't make a crappy image clear.

You can create crystal clear HD type original pictures, but you just can't take a camera phone and turn that picture into 1080p.
No black people in major cities  
#22 | 1709 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
COMPUTERS ARE NOT MAGIC!!!! We all have one, we know how they work. YOU CANNOT ENHANCE A CRAPPY, LOW RESOLUTION, SECURITY VIDEO STILL-FRAME IN 2 SECONDS TO THE POINT THAT YOU CAN SEE BLACKHEADS ON THE MURDER’S NOSE AT 300 YARDS!! They would probably also USE THE EFFIN’ MOUSE rather than type in a couple of random sentences on a keyboard to ENHANCE! A.F.I.S. probably doesn't show you every scanned finger print in it's database as it's searching! Even when the CIA, FBI or Illuminati use it to match finger prints, it’s just as much an art or subtle technique as it is some kind of algorithm.

(Beaze your polls are like group therapy for me. I feel better.)
your picture gets a little bit hotter when you're angry...and mention the illuminati
#23 | 1709 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
i was putting dinero under the dome of materialism.
an ex boyfriend of mine married a sorority sister of mine because she is hot, and she married him because he's an heir to the tabasco fortune. they hate each other, but their selfish lives benefit from each others company. gross, eh? not wanting a relationship of convenience makes me susceptible to being an old maid, but i'm ok with that.
Ugghh that sounds like a terrible way to exist ( Your ex-b/f and his wife) but I think old maids are sexy Relationships of convenience make for a very crappy existence.
Wimpy pimps  
#24 | 1709 days ago

(Edited by ms_hippie_queen)
woody050681 wrote:
Ugghh that sounds like a terrible way to exist ( Your ex-b/f and his wife) but I think old maids are sexy Relationships of convenience make for a very crappy existence.

ha! look at that. i have achieved perfect fan iq symmetry for the day - beginning and ending witha double post. om.

...christ i'm beat

#25 | 1709 days ago

I hate the "ohhh look at these people and look hard they worked at [dancing/singing/other shallow talent], we should all feel for them if their life dreams (probably been a dream since they heard about the show) are not met, i mean look how hard they work and look at all that emotion, this stuff matters and the things they are doing are so important and you should care too." they try to make it so epic-like and that the prize for winning is champion of the Sun or some s***. get over it nobody cares

I'm looking at you, FOX
#26 | 1709 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
awwwww, and i'd still love you if you were circus-ugly! i think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. (who's the really little old golden girl? if she's not dorothy, i'll be her)
Leigh, did you know...you aren't an only child after all?   http://www.faniq.com/poll_results.php?poll_id=1121796&rnum=#new

I normally wouldn't break news like this to you in a public forum, but I think you'll be pleased to know that Janet and Ashlie are your sisters.    Come to find out, you three are my long lost, illegitimate, fraternal triplet daughters.  With that in mind, I believe the "little old golden girl" role, Sophia, would be played by yours truly, and you young 'uns will have to figure out the rest. 
Playboys never get STD's  
#27 | 1709 days ago
jasonwrites (+)

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
awwwww, and i'd still love you if you were circus-ugly! i think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. (who's the really little old golden girl? if she's not dorothy, i'll be her)
What is the female equivalent of bromance? Scissor-sisterhood? 
Fat husband/Beautiful wife  
#28 | 1709 days ago
jasonwrites (+)

janet011685 wrote:
We're talking about landing hot chicks/guys ... relationships/marriages are different from getting a piece of ass.  So both examples are true. 
Guys aren't picky about poontang (Can I say poontang?  Hehe, I said poontang.), but as for wanting to be with someone in an actual relationship, guys are shallow.  That's my take on it.
You said poontang.
Fat husband/Beautiful wife  
#29 | 1709 days ago
kammi42 (+)

Everyone is shallow to a small degree male or female ...face it people if You are in a crowded place You are drawn to even just look at the aesthetically pleasing . Be honest eveyone will try to speak to or get the attention of the good looking one before the butt ugly one. The loud funny one over the shy reserved one its human nature.

I am not shallow when it comes to a relationship. Physically or materially i earn my own 6 figure salary .
#30 | 1708 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
your picture gets a little bit hotter when you're angry...and mention the illuminati
LOL, that just made my day!
No black people in major cities  
#31 | 1708 days ago

Beaze wrote:
Quote of the day, lol.
ROTFLOL  I agree!!!     I thought being shallow and a whoremonger were the same thing. 
Wimpy pimps  
#32 | 1708 days ago

fat husbands/beautiful wifes wtf?
Fat husband/Beautiful wife  
#33 | 1708 days ago

elevenbravo138again wrote:
Yet Ironically the real Kevin James is landed this one-She's been Qeening my king!not to shabby for a 'tub of lard?'
Is she from Ghana?
#34 | 1708 days ago

Talk show hosts that get a standing ovation just for walking on the f***ing stage! Give me a break you morons!
#35 | 1708 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
COMPUTERS ARE NOT MAGIC!!!! We all have one, we know how they work. YOU CANNOT ENHANCE A CRAPPY, LOW RESOLUTION, SECURITY VIDEO STILL-FRAME IN 2 SECONDS TO THE POINT THAT YOU CAN SEE BLACKHEADS ON THE MURDER’S NOSE AT 300 YARDS!! They would probably also USE THE EFFIN’ MOUSE rather than type in a couple of random sentences on a keyboard to ENHANCE! A.F.I.S. probably doesn't show you every scanned finger print in it's database as it's searching! Even when the CIA, FBI or Illuminati use it to match finger prints, it’s just as much an art or subtle technique as it is some kind of algorithm.

(Beaze your polls are like group therapy for me. I feel better.)
HEY, you know you love it when the lab geeks solve the crime in 47 minutes. CSI is awesome and apparently we are all in AFIS. This is why i watch The First 48...to balance it all out.
No black people in major cities  
#36 | 1708 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
LOL, that just made my day!
then my work here is done
#37 | 1708 days ago

back to the question...Cavemen was a pretty stupid gimmick
Playboys never get STD's  
#38 | 1708 days ago

Not enough Ducks on Television................................Too many Geese posing as ducks instead.
White superstar basketball players  
#39 | 1708 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
awwwww, and i'd still love you if you were circus-ugly! i think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. (who's the really little old golden girl? if she's not dorothy, i'll be her)

Well, thank you for being a friend. 

No black people in major cities  
#40 | 1708 days ago

janet011685 wrote:

Well, thank you for being a friend. 



awwww...now isn't that so cute creepy?
#41 | 1708 days ago

jasonwrites wrote:
What is the female equivalent of bromance? Scissor-sisterhood? 
NOT AT ALL
No black people in major cities  
#42 | 1708 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:


awwww...now isn't that so cute creepy?
Only if, by "creepy", you mean FANTASTIC!   

Still two open spots, ladies.  Hurry ... get 'em while the gettin's good. 
No black people in major cities  
#43 | 1708 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:


awwww...now isn't that so cute creepy?
That's freakin' awesome. But yes, a little creepy too.
#44 | 1707 days ago

Late, but Kevin James in real life makes a lot of money in a high profile job.  There is no way this woman would be with Kevin James if he actually was his character in the tv show.  And yet guys are the shallow ones.
#45 | 1707 days ago

ApopCane wrote:
Late, but Kevin James in real life makes a lot of money in a high profile job.  There is no way this woman would be with Kevin James if he actually was his character in the tv show.  And yet guys are the shallow ones.
leah remini is regular though and probably would marry that character. There are actually hot "regular" women.
No black people in major cities  
#46 | 1693 days ago

in his craziest porn dreams he's bedding arthur.
#47 | 1693 days ago

WISAC1 wrote:
in his craziest porn dreams he's bedding arthur.
lol
No black people in major cities  
#48 | 1661 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:


awwww...now isn't that so cute creepy?
I see you've tried that Yearbook Yourself site. I did that before

Playboys never get STD's  
#49 | 1660 days ago

Kenne wrote:
I see you've tried that Yearbook Yourself site. I did that before

i can't breathe!!
#50 | 1660 days ago

Kenne wrote:
I see you've tried that Yearbook Yourself site. I did that before

uh uh kenne. i think that just traumatized me a little.
No black people in major cities  
#51 | 1660 days ago

you never see bond w/ a  large wife
Fat husband/Beautiful wife  

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