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Why Women Are Crabby (Edited 01/14/10 01:11PM by )

We started to "bud" in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find that anything that came in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurt so bad it brought us to tears. So came the ridiculously uncomfortable training bra contraption that the boys in school would snap until we had calluses on our backs.

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Next, we get our periods in our early to mid-teens (or sooner). Along with those budding boobs, we bloated, we cramped, we got the hormone crankies, had to wear little mattresses between our legs or insert tubular, packed cotton rods in places we didn't even know we had.

 

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Our next little rite of passage (premarital or not) was having sex for the first time which was about as much fun as having a ramrod push your uterus through your nostrils (IF he did it right and didn't end up with his little cart before his horse), leaving us to wonder what all the fuss was about.

 

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Then it was off to Motherhood where we learned to live on dry crackers and water for a few months so we didn't spend the entire day leaning over Brother John. Of course, amazing creatures that we are (and we are), we learned to live with the growing little angels inside us steadily kicking our innards night and day making us wonder if we were preparing to have Rosemary's Baby.

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Our once flat bellies looked like we swallowed a watermelon whole and we pee'd our pants every time we sneezed. When the big moment arrived, the dam in our blessed Nether Regions invariably burst right in the middle of the mall and we had to waddle, with our big cartoon feet, moaning in pain all the way to the ER.

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Then it was huff and puff and beg to die while the OB says, "Please stop screaming, Mrs. Hearmeroar.  Calm down and push.  Just one more good push (more like 10)," warranting a strong, well-deserved impulse to punch the %*#!* (and hubby) square in the nose for making us cram a wiggling, mushroom-headed 10lb bowling ball through a keyhole.

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After that, it was time to raise those angels only to find that when all that "cute" wears off, the beautiful little darlings morphed into walking, jabbering, wet, gooey, snot-blowing, life-sucking little poop machines.

 

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Then come their "Teen Years."  Need I say more?

                                                       

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When the kids are almost grown, we women hit our voracious sexual prime in our early 40's - while hubby had his somewhere around his 18th birthday.

 

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So we progress into the grand finale: "The Menopause," the Grandmother of all womanhood. It's either take HRT and chance cancer in those now seasoned "buds" or the aforementioned Nether Regions, or, sweat like a hog in July, wash your sheets and pillowcases daily and bite the head off anything that moves.

 

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Now, you ask WHY women seem to be more spiteful than men, when men get off so easy, INCLUDING the icing on life's cake: Being able to pee in the woods without soaking their socks...

So, while I love being a woman, "Womanhood" would make the Great Gandhi a tad crabby. Women are the "weaker sex"? 

Yeah right.  Bite me.

 

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#10 | 1693 days ago

Men–tal Anxiety. . . Men–opause. . . Men–strual pain. . . Men–tal Breakdown. . . Gy–necologist. . . His–terectomy. . . Ever notice that all women’s problems start with MEN or something related to?
  
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#1 | 1693 days ago

Ha,Ha,Ha!! OMG!! That is soooo right on the mark!
 
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#2 | 1693 days ago

2 Damn funny Gina {wink}
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#3 | 1693 days ago

I really don't see what the big deal is.  It's not that bad!
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#4 | 1693 days ago
JRSFLAME88 (+)

rayray3466 wrote:
I really don't see what the big deal is.  It's not that bad!
You try going through all of that! A Man would not make it for one month. lol
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#5 | 1693 days ago

Why did I just think of Janet throughout this? It seems like something she would rant about one day..
#6 | 1693 days ago

JRSFLAME88 wrote:
You try going through all of that! A Man would not make it for one month. lol
You all are a bunch of babies... I swear.  Try being a man who has to put up with a woman who goes through all that!!

Then talk to me!! 


~~~Ducking~~~
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#7 | 1693 days ago

rayray3466 wrote:
You all are a bunch of babies... I swear.  Try being a man who has to put up with a woman who goes through all that!!

Then talk to me!! 


~~~Ducking~~~
Very Typical!! A man whining over something he has no concept of. You get to Wham, Bam, and walk away. We get to deal with the mess, and then the kids if they come along. lol
 
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#8 | 1693 days ago

Finally another reasonable voice heard!

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#9 | 1693 days ago

rayray3466 wrote:

Finally another reasonable voice heard!

Yea, you two will be alone on that one, I prefer my "whipped" stance...

Just found it to be the smarter choice after awhile.
#10 | 1693 days ago

Men–tal Anxiety. . . Men–opause. . . Men–strual pain. . . Men–tal Breakdown. . . Gy–necologist. . . His–terectomy. . . Ever notice that all women’s problems start with MEN or something related to?
#11 | 1693 days ago

that's the punishment  passed down from the first woman (Eve) who didnt listen!! And till this day, still not listening face it, you cant live with us, cant live without us, I dont care how many toys you own!!!
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#12 | 1693 days ago

Chief_aka_James wrote:
Yea, you two will be alone on that one, I prefer my "whipped" stance...

Just found it to be the smarter choice after awhile.
Come on James say what you got to say!  Dont be whipped she ain't looking on here!

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#14 | 1693 days ago

rayray3466 wrote:
Come on James say what you got to say!  Dont be whipped she ain't looking on here!

confused You sure? I don't believe you...
#15 | 1693 days ago

Chief_aka_James wrote:
confused You sure? I don't believe you...
OK James you tell me and I will write it!  ssssssssssshhhhhhh
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#16 | 1693 days ago

(Edited by Chief_aka_James)
rayray3466 wrote:
OK James you tell me and I will write it!  ssssssssssshhhhhhh
Not much I could say - she seems to take that "I'm a total bitch" route well, and the only thing to say that would really piss her off is calling her nice/sweet/loving and such...And I tell her that enough for her liking.
#17 | 1693 days ago

Don't forget the other little gems we have to always remember...

- Public restrooms are a nightmare ... we actually have to make contact with the toilet (or risk a misfire when hovering over it).  Therefore, we need to pack extra tissues and sanitizer, just in case. 
- Not only is our time of the month a pain in the ass, but it's not always there like clockwork.  Sometimes it's a day or two before/after when you "expect" it.  Therefore, to be prepared, we need to carry the necessities at pretty much all times. 
- Antibiotics can give us certain "feminine issues".  Therefore, we need to be on top of it when we're at the doctor and make sure to ask for an alternative prescription if we need antibiotics, or risk many days of discomfort and the embarassment of purchasing something to help get rid of it (obviously those self-checkout lanes were invented by a woman for this purpose).
- Let's be honest ... shaving is a bitch.  Men shave their faces.  Women shave over half their bodies.  If I hear one more guy whine about a nick on his chin, or an in-grown hair on his neck, I'm going to claw his eyes out.  Try razor burn/nicks/ingrown hairs on your inner thigh and then walking around all day with it rubbing up against pants/underwear/other thigh.  And don't even get me started on the "waxing" option.
#18 | 1693 days ago
lovinmyjeffgordon (+)

(Edited by Chief_aka_James)

P. U. W. M. S. = Putting  Up  With  Men's  Sh** ......... This is why we are crabby.....Just so you know

#19 | 1693 days ago

i'll tell you what, stick a tampon up your A$$  and tell me how it feels, excuses, men cause all our problems, menopause, menstruation, should i go on
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#20 | 1693 days ago

You mean the woman that was there buying food for you so that you don't live on beer and Twinkies.   

And maybe she's flipping through the Soap Opera Digest (get the name RIGHT, duhhh!) and talking about The Bachelor because her man isn't giving her what she needs ... he's too busy drinking a 12-pack of beer and shaving.   
#21 | 1693 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Don't forget the other little gems we have to always remember...

- Public restrooms are a nightmare ... we actually have to make contact with the toilet (or risk a misfire when hovering over it).  Therefore, we need to pack extra tissues and sanitizer, just in case. 
- Not only is our time of the month a pain in the ass, but it's not always there like clockwork.  Sometimes it's a day or two before/after when you "expect" it.  Therefore, to be prepared, we need to carry the necessities at pretty much all times. 
- Antibiotics can give us certain "feminine issues".  Therefore, we need to be on top of it when we're at the doctor and make sure to ask for an alternative prescription if we need antibiotics, or risk many days of discomfort and the embarassment of purchasing something to help get rid of it (obviously those self-checkout lanes were invented by a woman for this purpose).
- Let's be honest ... shaving is a bitch.  Men shave their faces.  Women shave over half their bodies.  If I hear one more guy whine about a nick on his chin, or an in-grown hair on his neck, I'm going to claw his eyes out.  Try razor burn/nicks/ingrown hairs on your inner thigh and then walking around all day with it rubbing up against pants/underwear/other thigh.  And don't even get me started on the "waxing" option.

A) Work on your Hoverin skilz
B) Well you carry a big enough of purse so I am sure a tampon won't take up that much room.
C) Think of positive ways to use "yeast"---beer, bread, etc.
D) Some women out to just braid it instead or just toughen up like you say you all are and go get yourself a brazlian wax.

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#22 | 1693 days ago
Kevinshomegurl (+)

I love this....
#23 | 1693 days ago

rayray3466 wrote:

A) Work on your Hoverin skilz
B) Well you carry a big enough of purse so I am sure a tampon won't take up that much room.
C) Think of positive ways to use "yeast"---beer, bread, etc.
D) Some women out to just braid it instead or just toughen up like you say you all are and go get yourself a brazlian wax.

A)  Work on your aim so women don't HAVE to hover ...  we all KNOW it's not too big for you to control it. 
B)  That was my point, actually ... we carry a lot around because we have more to deal with (and we plan ahead since we all know men have the same attention span as a goldfish).
C)  You want THAT in your bread/beer?  Shouldn't be surprised ... men. 
D)  I'll get a brazilian wax when YOU do.  I'd bet my bottom dollar you'd cry more than I would, tough guy. 
#24 | 1693 days ago

sitting in corner with popcorn waiting for the next round!!
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#25 | 1693 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
A)  Work on your aim so women don't HAVE to hover ...  we all KNOW it's not too big for you to control it. 
B)  That was my point, actually ... we carry a lot around because we have more to deal with (and we plan ahead since we all know men have the same attention span as a goldfish).
C)  You want THAT in your bread/beer?  Shouldn't be surprised ... men. 
D)  I'll get a brazilian wax when YOU do.  I'd bet my bottom dollar you'd cry more than I would, tough guy. 

A-I don't use the womens' restroom thats why you ALL need to work on your hovering skilz
B-Then quit bichin about it then!!  Stuff your purse with useless crap and take forever to find something.
C-Hey yeast is yeast but since you cant cook just deal with it.
D-OK bet!!  Won't hurt me as much cause I am not as hairy as you-chewbacca.

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#26 | 1693 days ago
JRSFLAME88 (+)

Please notify us when this "Wonderful" man is invented! 
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#27 | 1693 days ago

when you find that wonderful man women will never know what to do with them,,
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#28 | 1693 days ago

rayray3466 wrote:

A-I don't use the womens' restroom thats why you ALL need to work on your hovering skilz
B-Then quit bichin about it then!!  Stuff your purse with useless crap and take forever to find something.
C-Hey yeast is yeast but since you cant cook just deal with it.
D-OK bet!!  Won't hurt me as much cause I am not as hairy as you-chewbacca.

Oh Ray ... dear, sweet, little Ray.  
I'm actually quite domestic.  I can cook, clean, and sew ... oh yeah, I can also paint, spackle, fix a leaky faucet, and move heavy items.  I also work full-time, volunteer frequently, and own/maintain my own home (on my own).  Everything I've got, I paid for.  And while doing all of this for myself, I still manage to keep up with my more feminine qualities ... as much as you may like to THINK that all women who do for themselves, and make men like you look ridiculous and pubescent, are hairy disgusting beasts, you've got it twisted, my dear.  A boy like you could never, in a million lifetimes land (or even handle, for that matter) a woman like me.    Obviously you feel threatened by an independent, intelligent, driven woman ... perhaps you're the one lacking in certain areas, not me.  Men who talk so big are usually trying to make up for the little things that they seem to be lacking. 

Oh, and I didn't bitch about carrying a big purse, just was making the point that men have it QUITE easy compared to women, which your rants have actually helped me prove (thank you  ).  And the purse is not filled with "useless crap" ... there's that goldfish attention span again ... like I said, we HAVE to be more prepared and carry more stuff around because this world is not made to make womens' lives easier.  We have to fend for ourselves, and always be ready to bear that cross.  Someone like you obviously wouldn't understand. 
#29 | 1693 days ago

rumble in the Q,, rumble in the Q ding ding ding
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#30 | 1693 days ago

alainpeartree wrote:
rumble in the Q,, rumble in the Q ding ding ding
Whose side are YOU on, Lainey? 
#31 | 1693 days ago

(Edited by JenX63)
I don't think I am crabby....hmmmmm...maybe the ex would disagree....
#32 | 1693 days ago

alainpeartree wrote:
rumble in the Q,, rumble in the Q ding ding ding
Not even a rumble, Janet pretty much threw the knockout punch right there..
#33 | 1693 days ago

Wow does your arm & shoulder hurt from padding yourseld on the back!

Boy?? you must a fell and hit your damn head.  Got me confused with someone else.  I am not anyones boy!! Land or handle? please little girl get over yourself please.  Wow you can spackle, fix a leaky roof??  Amazing your the only woman who can!!  Come on now don't love yourself too much.  And you work, have a home, etc. sheesh I don't think anyone else does other than you....Go Ahead beleive that!  None of us men could ever do that NOOOOO never----inject sarcasim. 

Oh yeah hold on.......wait.....ummmmm....it will happen.....here it is....awwww nope don't feel threatend at all.  OOH good one "lacking in certain areas" that's not over used.    Not ranting at all but having some good ole fashioned poll conversation.  Goldfish--hahaha maybe that's what's floating around inside your head.  Sorry the earth wasn't created for you, maybe we can start all over.  LOL 
We ALL have to fend for ourselves, maybe some day, just maybe when you get over yourself you won't have to do it all yourself.
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#34 | 1693 days ago

Chief_aka_James wrote:
Not even a rumble, Janet pretty much threw the knockout punch right there..
I guess this goes for you to...another Q rah rah. Yes reposting this pic for Jamey
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#35 | 1693 days ago

Keep it clean, both of you. I was thinking this was just playful conversation. straight face
#36 | 1693 days ago

rayray3466 wrote:
Wow does your arm & shoulder hurt from padding yourseld on the back!

Boy?? you must a fell and hit your damn head.  Got me confused with someone else.  I am not anyones boy!! Land or handle? please little girl get over yourself please.  Wow you can spackle, fix a leaky roof??  Amazing your the only woman who can!!  Come on now don't love yourself too much.  And you work, have a home, etc. sheesh I don't think anyone else does other than you....Go Ahead beleive that!  None of us men could ever do that NOOOOO never----inject sarcasim. 

Oh yeah hold on.......wait.....ummmmm....it will happen.....here it is....awwww nope don't feel threatend at all.  OOH good one "lacking in certain areas" that's not over used.    Not ranting at all but having some good ole fashioned poll conversation.  Goldfish--hahaha maybe that's what's floating around inside your head.  Sorry the earth wasn't created for you, maybe we can start all over.  LOL 
We ALL have to fend for ourselves, maybe some day, just maybe when you get over yourself you won't have to do it all yourself.
Spoken like a true BOY. 
#37 | 1693 days ago

Chief_aka_James wrote:
Keep it clean, both of you. I was thinking this was just playful conversation. straight face
It is playful for me ... if it wasn't, I'd have been banned from this website faster than you can hit spell-check (hint, hint certain pollsters    it's SARCASM).
#38 | 1693 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Spoken like a true BOY. 

Great comeback Janet!   

Think that all yourself.....or did you have to write it down in crayons first??

LOL 

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#39 | 1693 days ago

rayray3466 wrote:

Great comeback Janet!   

Think that all yourself.....or did you have to write it down in crayons first??

LOL 

No matter ... at least I spelled it correctly, right boy? 
#40 | 1693 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
No matter ... at least I spelled it correctly, right boy? 
Very easy when your write 5 words!

Try using more than six syl-la-bles. 

You can do it....
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#41 | 1693 days ago
ArmyStrong212 (+)

(Edited by ArmyStrong212)
As a man, I can say i am glad i am not a woman... Women got it rough having to go through so many changes with there bodies than men dont have to deal with... Guy's we all know women got it rougher than men!!!
#42 | 1693 days ago

ArmyStrong212 wrote:
As a man, I can say i am glad i am not a woman... Women got it rough having to go through so many changes with there bodies than men dont have to deal with... Guy's we all know women got it rougher than men!!!

Yeah, a real man.....

#43 | 1693 days ago

Women are crabby? I've never noticed
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#44 | 1693 days ago

alainpeartree wrote:
when you find that wonderful man women will never know what to do with them,,
ya wanna bet, i would tie him to my bed so he can never get away
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#45 | 1693 days ago
BlondeKitten (+)

ArmyStrong212 wrote:
As a man, I can say i am glad i am not a woman... Women got it rough having to go through so many changes with there bodies than men dont have to deal with... Guy's we all know women got it rougher than men!!!
Now this is a smart man!
#46 | 1693 days ago

VIOLET wrote:
Men–tal Anxiety. . . Men–opause. . . Men–strual pain. . . Men–tal Breakdown. . . Gy–necologist. . . His–terectomy. . . Ever notice that all women’s problems start with MEN or something related to?
still laughing.................oh, for sure...............guys just go through a mid-life crisis, and everything is forgiven when they are through making fools of themselves...............xxoo
#47 | 1693 days ago

sorry Mr. MAN..............we sure can live without ya lol
#48 | 1693 days ago
ChristiSunshine (+)

 Janet ALMOST makes me want to become a democrat.  
#49 | 1693 days ago
BlondeKitten (+)

JenX63 wrote:
I don't think I am crabby....hmmmmm...maybe the ex would disagree....
 We might have the same ex..only I get called worse then crabby.
#50 | 1693 days ago
bcchop (+)

(Edited by Jess)
DAMN i always wondered why  i was always in trouble.... damn i would say i was sorry but ,,,, i'm glad i'm a man.. that sh*t would suck... sorry girls but i like pissin in the woods...:)


*edited for language*
#51 | 1693 days ago
ArmyStrong212 (+)

BlondeKitten wrote:
Now this is a smart man!
thank you my lady ;)
#52 | 1693 days ago
bcchop (+)

anew4u2 wrote:
ya wanna bet, i would tie him to my bed so he can never get away
lol.... what stage of life are you in????...
#53 | 1693 days ago
NorseHeathen (+)

Being crabby is a woman's natural defense mechanism, in order to maintain their sanity, as it is frustrating when their brains move slower then their mouths during conversation.

#54 | 1693 days ago

mryrosie wrote:
still laughing.................oh, for sure...............guys just go through a mid-life crisis, and everything is forgiven when they are through making fools of themselves...............xxoo
Not fair enough but yet amusing
#55 | 1693 days ago

NorseHeathen wrote:
Being crabby is a woman's natural defense mechanism, in order to maintain their sanity, as it is frustrating when their brains move slower then their mouths during conversation.

Now I'm confused...my brain always seems to be going 90 mph, and I'm from Texas, so I "speak slowly".  Where does that leave me?!
#56 | 1693 days ago
NorseHeathen (+)

HouTxFan wrote:
Now I'm confused...my brain always seems to be going 90 mph, and I'm from Texas, so I "speak slowly".  Where does that leave me?!
Not chasing me with a rolling pin for being a smart-arse!  I have a feeling I'm going to have to spend some q-bucks on flowers to suck-up for that comment!!!
#57 | 1693 days ago

NorseHeathen wrote:
Not chasing me with a rolling pin for being a smart-arse!  I have a feeling I'm going to have to spend some q-bucks on flowers to suck-up for that comment!!!
Nawwww...you don't have to do that for me.  Just say something like, "Obviously, my dear, I wasn't referring to a woman such as yourself.", and I will thank you, because I'm actually pretty agreeable. 

Just to warn you, though, you are liable to have to send flowers if there really are any crabby QGirls out there. However, I don't think such a creature...the crabby QGirl  ...exists!  
#58 | 1693 days ago

We have to because men can not handle the womans jobs.

Smarter
More loving
Less Pay
Never Ending empathy
and always need to reassure him, so he does not whine! 
#59 | 1693 days ago

Women are crabby because we MEN make them that way!!!  I'll admit it....
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#60 | 1693 days ago

bcchop wrote:
lol.... what stage of life are you in????...
baby, i'm in my prime, having fun, not sure if there is a mr. right, but there is always a mr. right now. lol
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#61 | 1692 days ago

I agree. 
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#62 | 1692 days ago

I thank God that he made me a man.
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#63 | 1692 days ago

hahahahahahahahahahahaha 
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#64 | 1692 days ago

HouTxFan wrote:
Nawwww...you don't have to do that for me.  Just say something like, "Obviously, my dear, I wasn't referring to a woman such as yourself.", and I will thank you, because I'm actually pretty agreeable. 

Just to warn you, though, you are liable to have to send flowers if there really are any crabby QGirls out there. However, I don't think such a creature...the crabby QGirl  ...exists!  
i'd like some flowers too-just because i never get real ones!
#65 | 1692 days ago

HouTxFan wrote:
Now I'm confused...my brain always seems to be going 90 mph, and I'm from Texas, so I "speak slowly".  Where does that leave me?!
lmao-you tell 'em girl!
#66 | 1692 days ago

ArmyStrong212 wrote:
As a man, I can say i am glad i am not a woman... Women got it rough having to go through so many changes with there bodies than men dont have to deal with... Guy's we all know women got it rougher than men!!!
Trader.... I think you secretly are a woman!!!!!
#67 | 1692 days ago

ChristiSunshine wrote:
 Janet ALMOST makes me want to become a democrat.  
I'll convert you one day ... slip some Democrat voodoo vibes into your drink or something.   
#68 | 1692 days ago

Chief_aka_James wrote:
Not even a rumble, Janet pretty much threw the knockout punch right there..
Ancient wisdom has often reminded, Himmath e marda, madad e khuda, (men have to have courage, then      god     will    help,)   perhaps men later substituted the word woman with GOD.(khuda) 
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#69 | 1692 days ago

JenX63 wrote:
I don't think I am crabby....hmmmmm...maybe the ex would disagree....
 Oh, no, please do not undervalue yourself,  you are  gem, make up that mind and smile, you are great, look at Janet, Jess, and you are Jennifer.
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#70 | 1692 days ago

 Those who do not know what they do not know are men,
W ise
 O rganised are
women.
When it comes to seeking order in disorder it is women who always win., like it or not, with many kids  it is mother / teacher who sets in order.Male will seek favourites and creates disorder.!
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#71 | 1692 days ago
ChristiSunshine (+)

janet011685 wrote:
I'll convert you one day ... slip some Democrat voodoo vibes into your drink or something.   
They'll need to be pretty strong, although I have voted democrat in the last few mayoral elections.  I may even take it to the state level this time cuz the mayor i voted for is running for Lt. Gov. this time around.  
#72 | 1692 days ago
ArmyStrong212 (+)

ArmyStrong212 wrote:
As a man, I can say i am glad i am not a woman... Women got it rough having to go through so many changes with there bodies than men dont have to deal with... Guy's we all know women got it rougher than men!!!
haha, funny guy zach
#73 | 1692 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
I'll convert you one day ... slip some Democrat voodoo vibes into your drink or something.   
I'm going to throw out a guess and say men...make women crabby
#74 | 1692 days ago

ArmyStrong212 wrote:
As a man, I can say i am glad i am not a woman... Women got it rough having to go through so many changes with there bodies than men dont have to deal with... Guy's we all know women got it rougher than men!!!
OUT OF THE MOUTH OF A BABE...THIS YOUNG BUCK IS GONNA GET LOTS OF LOVE FROM ALL SORTS OF WOMEN....and yes my lovely blondekitten....he is a very smart man!

#75 | 1692 days ago

HouTxFan wrote:
Nawwww...you don't have to do that for me.  Just say something like, "Obviously, my dear, I wasn't referring to a woman such as yourself.", and I will thank you, because I'm actually pretty agreeable. 

Just to warn you, though, you are liable to have to send flowers if there really are any crabby QGirls out there. However, I don't think such a creature...the crabby QGirl  ...exists!  
i've been crabby, but just cause i've been sick these past two weeks...
#76 | 1692 days ago

VIOLET wrote:
Men–tal Anxiety. . . Men–opause. . . Men–strual pain. . . Men–tal Breakdown. . . Gy–necologist. . . His–terectomy. . . Ever notice that all women’s problems start with MEN or something related to?
awesome answer!!! i've often wondered that my self...we got a right to be crabby...PMS.pack my suitcase..PMS.puttin up with mens sh*t  
#77 | 1692 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
i've been crabby, but just cause i've been sick these past two weeks...
Hope you're feeling better soon!

#78 | 1692 days ago

HouTxFan wrote:
Hope you're feeling better soon!

thsnks, momma! that is one weird picture. crying crabs toasting steiners and throwing confetti. i love it though
#79 | 1692 days ago

This is great.  This is the best entertainment I've read in a LONG time. 
#80 | 1692 days ago

(Edited by VIOLET)
ckillorin wrote:
awesome answer!!! i've often wondered that my self...we got a right to be crabby...PMS.pack my suitcase..PMS.puttin up with mens sh*t  
There you are! PreMENstrual syndrome, just add another stripe to the tiger
#81 | 1692 days ago
ArmyStrong212 (+)

(Edited by ArmyStrong212)
phatkat wrote:
OUT OF THE MOUTH OF A BABE...THIS YOUNG BUCK IS GONNA GET LOTS OF LOVE FROM ALL SORTS OF WOMEN....and yes my lovely blondekitten....he is a very smart man!

Blondekitten is lovely, but more like freaking gorgeous!!!
#82 | 1692 days ago

BlondeKitten wrote:
 We might have the same ex..only I get called worse then crabby.
LMAO.....oh I know...was just watching my language.....
#83 | 1692 days ago
JUST_ALEXO (+)

JenX63 wrote:
LMAO.....oh I know...was just watching my language.....
(BLONDEKITTEN - JENX63)  HMMMMMM I AM CONFUSED, WERE YOU TWO MARRIED WITH THE SAME GUY AT THE SAME TIME OR THE SAME GUY DIFFEERNT TIME,,,WAS HE TEXAN??? NEVERE MIND NONE OF MY BUSINESS 
#84 | 1692 days ago

JenX63 wrote:
LMAO.....oh I know...was just watching my language.....
LOL...got that right.....
#85 | 1692 days ago

raja_starkglass wrote:
 Oh, no, please do not undervalue yourself,  you are  gem, make up that mind and smile, you are great, look at Janet, Jess, and you are Jennifer.
Well ain't you sweet...
#86 | 1692 days ago

ChristiSunshine wrote:
They'll need to be pretty strong, although I have voted democrat in the last few mayoral elections.  I may even take it to the state level this time cuz the mayor i voted for is running for Lt. Gov. this time around.  
  Little by little. 
#87 | 1692 days ago
ArmyStrong212 (+)

phatkat wrote:
OUT OF THE MOUTH OF A BABE...THIS YOUNG BUCK IS GONNA GET LOTS OF LOVE FROM ALL SORTS OF WOMEN....and yes my lovely blondekitten....he is a very smart man!

who's a babe?
#88 | 1692 days ago

VIOLET wrote:
There you are! PreMENstrual syndrome, just add another stripe to the tiger
how bout this one...MENtal...lol
#89 | 1692 days ago
kammi42 (+)

Im not crabby im as *Happy as Larry *.........see even our happiness is based around men.
#90 | 1692 days ago

ckillorin wrote:
how bout this one...MENtal...lol
Good one...and the list goes on :)
#91 | 1691 days ago

VIOLET wrote:
Good one...and the list goes on :)
yes it does.....lol
#92 | 1691 days ago

    Sheesh. Is that all ??? 
#93 | 1691 days ago

icfeet wrote:
Women are crabby because we MEN make them that way!!!  I'll admit it....
Here is a smart man lol
#94 | 1691 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
i've been crabby, but just cause i've been sick these past two weeks...
Nice  to hear from you Leigh
#95 | 1691 days ago

 Men may have stron body but it is woman who has strong mind to keep the strong body of man in control.!
69  
#96 | 1691 days ago

and ?
69  
#97 | 1690 days ago

Just re-reading...sure were a lot of male's in here with their own reasoning....I think you would have to BE A WOMEN...to actually KNOW what makes us CRABBY......
#98 | 1683 days ago

Myself I am not a crabby person..Really i'll telling the truth.It just doesn't feel good to be crabby,for me at least.I go for happy stuff.
#99 | 1682 days ago

imangela45 wrote:
Myself I am not a crabby person..Really i'll telling the truth.It just doesn't feel good to be crabby,for me at least.I go for happy stuff.
Yeah I see your point...but for me it usually takes a few beers to get to that "Happy Stuff".....

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