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Sticky Situations

Open mouth, insert foot! Ever heard all the wrong words tumbling off your tongue at exactly the wrong time?

Sticky Situation #1: Bumping into an ex -- who's with someone new

What Not to Say:
"My, look what the cat dragged in"
"Wow, you've aged"
"Leaving you was my biggest mistake"

Sticky Situation #2: Finding out a friend was fired

What Not to Say:
"Holy crap. What are you going to do?"
"Are you going to have to live in a box on the street now?"
"Sure hope you've got some money in savings!"


Sticky Situation #3: Dealing with a divorcee

What Not to Say:
"I'm sorry to hear that. I'd hate to lose such a good-looking partner."
"So, did your spouse cheat on you?"
"This must be awful for your kids!"


Sticky Situation #4: Running into someone who's just experienced a tragic loss

What Not to Say:
"Heard the news. That's totally horrible!"
"You must be so upset!"
"I don't think I could handle something like that happening to me!"


Sticky Situation #5: Running into your boss when you're drunk.

What Not to Say:
"Dude, can you give me a ride home?"
"Wow, you look less stuffy out of the office."
"Dude, you know who you should fire?!?!"

What has been your foot in mouth moment?

| Closed on 02/24/10 at 05:00PM
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#3 | 1641 days ago

My foot in my mouth moment happened at work and went something like this:

Male Customer: I'd like to cash my paycheck
Me: Okay sign the back I need I.D. and a right thumbprint on the front.
M.C.: Wow a thumbprint too? Dang what next?
Me: You never know next time we may ask for a DNA sample.
M.C.: WOW I think that can be arranged later.....
Me: (blushing) Ummm I meant prick your finger...you know a blood DNA sample!
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#1 | 1641 days ago

Asking a girl i went to school with and hadn't seen in a while  if she was pregnant.   She wasn't. 
This One Time  
#2 | 1641 days ago

#1: How are those herpes?
#2: You should have worked harder
#3: So your place, then?
#4: Turn around and walk away
#5: That's not your wife
This One Time  
#3 | 1641 days ago

My foot in my mouth moment happened at work and went something like this:

Male Customer: I'd like to cash my paycheck
Me: Okay sign the back I need I.D. and a right thumbprint on the front.
M.C.: Wow a thumbprint too? Dang what next?
Me: You never know next time we may ask for a DNA sample.
M.C.: WOW I think that can be arranged later.....
Me: (blushing) Ummm I meant prick your finger...you know a blood DNA sample!
Beaneaters (Other)  
#4 | 1641 days ago

"damn the Ft Worth chapter of officials suck, where are you numb nuts from"
"Ft Worth"

great
#5 | 1641 days ago

# 1 I'M glad it's you with her
# 2 There is always McDonald's
# 3 Can I get her # ?
# 4 No comment
# 5 I hope that's not my kid your wife is carrying 
This One Time  
#6 | 1641 days ago
18packabs (+)

I always say just the right thing........
Beaneaters (Other)  
#7 | 1641 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

 Wow you look nice got a hot date?
nope just been to a funeral.  that happened to me last night at work I wanted to crawl under a rock
Beaneaters (Other)  
#8 | 1641 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
My foot in my mouth moment happened at work and went something like this:

Male Customer: I'd like to cash my paycheck
Me: Okay sign the back I need I.D. and a right thumbprint on the front.
M.C.: Wow a thumbprint too? Dang what next?
Me: You never know next time we may ask for a DNA sample.
M.C.: WOW I think that can be arranged later.....
Me: (blushing) Ummm I meant prick your finger...you know a blood DNA sample!
Well...either he could prick his finger....OR...Vice Versa....you'd STILL get the DNA!!
Beaneaters (Other)  
#9 | 1641 days ago

icfeet wrote:
Well...either he could prick his finger....OR...Vice Versa....you'd STILL get the DNA!!
 Haha I think he was talking about the other...
Beaneaters (Other)  
#10 | 1641 days ago

One time, at Back to School Night.....I was talking to all the parents about the parties and activities we had planned that year. Well, that year I had a student who had two moms, and I started talking about the party we have in the spring-----The Rainbow Fruit Party (a party where we celebrate healthy eating and the kids bring in all sorts of fruits and vegetables). No sooner did I have that out of my mouth did I realize my goof....lol. ---they sort of chuckled and I just got the rest of my speech done quick. lol
Beaneaters (Other)  
#11 | 1640 days ago

kteacher wrote:
One time, at Back to School Night.....I was talking to all the parents about the parties and activities we had planned that year. Well, that year I had a student who had two moms, and I started talking about the party we have in the spring-----The Rainbow Fruit Party (a party where we celebrate healthy eating and the kids bring in all sorts of fruits and vegetables). No sooner did I have that out of my mouth did I realize my goof....lol. ---they sort of chuckled and I just got the rest of my speech done quick. lol
2 Mom's HUH!!?
This One Time  
#12 | 1640 days ago

Once I read the title of the poll I just figured you got something in your eye !  
#13 | 1640 days ago

I was witness to one....When my uncle was very sick we used to have a priest come to visit and read from the bible to him...one day he showed up and my cousin answered the door...when he saw her he said "Oh, isn't that precious, when are you due??",,,,,she wasn;t pregnant....
This One Time  
#14 | 1636 days ago

OK  Kirk & Leslie...that was too funny....y'all made me laugh.....

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