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Chocolate Lessons! (Edited 01/26/10 12:50AM by )
REASONS WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN SEX 

You’re never too old to enjoy chocolate.
It’s safe to have chocolate while you’re driving. 
You never feel guilty after chocolate.
You can make chocolate last as long as you want. 
You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
With chocolate – satisfaction’s guaranteed.


REASONS WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN MEN 

No one’s ever been jilted by a chocolate gateau.
After telling your chocolate bar all your worries you can simply eat it.
You can share chocolates with your best friend.
A bar of chocolate doesn’t bore you by constantly talking about football.
Your mother will never disapprove of your choice of chocolate. 

REASONS WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN WOMEN 

Chocolate never keeps you waiting.
Chocolate doesn’t get jealous when you look at another chocolate bar. 
You never have to buy a box of chocolates for a box of chocolates.
Chocolate doesn’t talk incessantly while you’re watching the football.
It doesn’t expect you to remember the anniversary of the first time you met. 
Chocolate never tries to chat up your best friend.
Chocolate isn’t looking for a long term commitment.
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27%a. My favorie chocolate is
41%b. Yummy..I love It!
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#1 | 1638 days ago
Cherrie (+)

After telling your chocolate bar all your worries you can simply eat it.

I'm changing my name to Chocolate
  
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#1 | 1638 days ago
Cherrie (+)

After telling your chocolate bar all your worries you can simply eat it.

I'm changing my name to Chocolate
#2 | 1638 days ago

I happen to be a chick that doesn't like Chocolate. YUCK!! Give me a cold beer, and a football game any day!! 
 
Beaneaters (other)  
#3 | 1638 days ago
18packabs (+)

except for adkbabe obviously, WOMEN Love Chocolate......
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Beaneaters (other)  
#4 | 1638 days ago

Mmmm!! Now I do like white-chocolate! It is after all not really chocolate.
 
Beaneaters (other)  
#5 | 1638 days ago

18packabs wrote:
except for adkbabe obviously, WOMEN Love Chocolate......
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I never claimed to be a normal chick!
 
Beaneaters (other)  
#6 | 1638 days ago

You never feel guilty after chocolate.


I beg to differ.  You obviously haven't eaten enough in one sitting. 
#7 | 1638 days ago

Eating Chocolate is also known to make you want sex!
Yummy..I love It!  
#8 | 1638 days ago

My favorite line......"with chocolate---satisfaction guaranteed".    
Yummy..I love It!  
#9 | 1638 days ago

Your mother will never disapprove of your choice of chocolate. 
my mom has always pushed me towards white chocolate, but it's just too bland. i love mine dark and rich...

A bar of chocolate doesn’t bore you by constantly talking about football.
is it possible to be bored by football...?
#10 | 1638 days ago

but its so rich and thick that you cant drink it slow!
#11 | 1638 days ago
18packabs (+)

adkbabe wrote:
I never claimed to be a normal chick!
 
no one is disputing that........
Beaneaters (other)  
#12 | 1638 days ago
kammi42 (+)

Home alone no company no one to call and well hmm in the mood, drive to shop buy chocolate because the theory is that chocolate releases the same endorphins as the S word  (cant say the word its been so long) . What a load of codswollap, i kept eating and eating and waiting and waiting for that amazing feeling to kick in. Ok first block of chocolate i was feeling good all the warm fuzzies that chocolate gives you. Second block it was like yeah bring it on im ready. Third block i was feeling ill and definitely no longer in the mood. .....Next day chocolate hang over , i felt ashamed , disgusted, embarressed, couldnt look myself in the eye.

Moral of this story, magazines and theories lie, chocolate works for all the wrong reasons, but hey my sheets were clean and didnt have to wonder if he would call.  Just thought id share.

#13 | 1637 days ago

kammi42 wrote:

Home alone no company no one to call and well hmm in the mood, drive to shop buy chocolate because the theory is that chocolate releases the same endorphins as the S word  (cant say the word its been so long) . What a load of codswollap, i kept eating and eating and waiting and waiting for that amazing feeling to kick in. Ok first block of chocolate i was feeling good all the warm fuzzies that chocolate gives you. Second block it was like yeah bring it on im ready. Third block i was feeling ill and definitely no longer in the mood. .....Next day chocolate hang over , i felt ashamed , disgusted, embarressed, couldnt look myself in the eye.

Moral of this story, magazines and theories lie, chocolate works for all the wrong reasons, but hey my sheets were clean and didnt have to wonder if he would call.  Just thought id share.

LOL!! I Love it!! That was well said. 
 
Beaneaters (other)  
#14 | 1637 days ago

You’re never too old to enjoy chocolate

but sex is the same thing; never to old.........LOL     

Yummy..I love It!  
#15 | 1637 days ago

 REASONS WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN MEN -

You can share chocolates with your best friend.

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You can also try that with men ..no objection for women sharing men with her best friend .....


#16 | 1637 days ago
Bastyd (+)

Definitely WHITE chocolate!! 
#17 | 1637 days ago

(Edited by Candicar)
Cherrie wrote:
After telling your chocolate bar all your worries you can simply eat it.

I'm changing my name to Chocolate
I like that idea - think I might do that too
#18 | 1637 days ago

Toberlone  anyone ? Swiss white European Choccie hard to find here  in the states!!!! 
#19 | 1636 days ago

Chocolate never keeps you waiting.
Gina, This is one of the funniest yet!!! Way Cool~!!! I Love My Chocolate As soon as I want it...I Get it!!!!

Yummy..I love It!  
#20 | 1635 days ago

Kinda like chocolate, I can never get enough - I must be Norwegian.................

A virile young Italian gentlemen named Guido was at his favorite bar in Rome, when he managed to attract a very pretty young blond woman. Things progressed, and he led her back to his apartment . After some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where he rattled her senseless.  

After an interlude, he asked with a smile, "So, you finish?" 

She returned his smile and softly said, "No."

Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this woman unsatisfied, Guido reached for the woman again. Using the last of his strength, he barely managed it, but they ended together screaming clawing and ripping the sheets. 

Exhausted, he looked into her eyes, smiled and asked, “You finish?"

Barely able to speak, the beautiful blond whispered in his ear, "No, I Norwegian." 

#21 | 1634 days ago
american_sherrybaby (+)

Chocolate is also an anti depressant, which is especially useful  as you start to gain weight.
Yummy..I love It!  
#22 | 1634 days ago

american_sherrybaby wrote:
Chocolate is also an anti depressant, which is especially useful  as you start to gain weight.
i love chocolate!!!
#23 | 1634 days ago
american_sherrybaby (+)

ThePixiedust1 wrote:
i love chocolate!!!
Me too. Chocoholic here.
Yummy..I love It!  
#24 | 1634 days ago

american_sherrybaby wrote:
Me too. Chocoholic here.
yea girl!!
#25 | 1633 days ago
Sporz_Freek (+)

american_sherrybaby wrote:
Chocolate is also an anti depressant, which is especially useful  as you start to gain weight.
IT ALSO MAKES YOU HORNY AND SLEEPY BUT, I DON'T KNOW IN WHICH ORDER.
#26 | 1632 days ago

Bring on Valentine's Day..........Chocolate, Chocolate,Chocolate,Chocolate,..................
Yummy..I love It!  
#27 | 1632 days ago
Bastyd (+)

You got chocolate in my peanut butter!!  No,, you got peanut butter on my chocolate!!

Love Reeses Peanut Butter Cups
#28 | 1632 days ago

Hmmmm.....I'll have Lindt's White Chocolate truffles. They are the best and you are definitely satisfying.  Oh and they are not cheap but they're well worth the money.  
My favorie chocolate is  
#29 | 1632 days ago

I DONT LIKE THE CHOCOLATE, IS TRUE, I DONT EAT CHOCOLATE, BUT I NEVER HAVE PROBLEM ABOUT SEX, ETC  I AM E.T? DESSERT NAMED VIAGRA MARACUYA .-
Beaneaters (other)  
#30 | 1631 days ago

mnstar1959 wrote:
Bring on Valentine's Day..........Chocolate, Chocolate,Chocolate,Chocolate,..................
ME TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#31 | 1631 days ago

mnstar1959 wrote:
Bring on Valentine's Day..........Chocolate, Chocolate,Chocolate,Chocolate,..................
also consider this...daytona 500 is on valentines day, so thats the 14th......ok, tony is #14......i predict a win......logical thinking from the forest up north...lol
#32 | 1631 days ago

ckillorin wrote:
also consider this...daytona 500 is on valentines day, so thats the 14th......ok, tony is #14......i predict a win......logical thinking from the forest up north...lol
24 baby, 24!
Yummy..I love It!  
#33 | 1630 days ago

chocolate is the shizzzzzzzz lol i love it you can always share this if ya want if ya know what i mean lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#34 | 1630 days ago

Chocolate Cake Please.. And Reese's Peanut Butter Cups!
Beaneaters (other)  
#35 | 1629 days ago

mnstar1959 wrote:
24 baby, 24!
you been dreamin again??????? #14
#36 | 1621 days ago

Lindor Dark Chocolate Truffles. Yummmm.
My favorie chocolate is  

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