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Week-ly Update with McWiggle and his band of miscreants & rabble rowzers!
Marcus made a comment in the Fatal Error 1/28 poll that prompted me to make a funny comment off of, and that sparked this idea.

I loved Weekend Updates SNL!  From Jane Curtin, the original, to the more recent Tina Fey, it's always been a "can't miss" part for me!

So in that fashion I thought I'd create our own little one here.


Come up with a catchy headline/phrase, and than a "In other news" ....

Like,


This just in, President Obama is said to be prepared to release a new edition of the Health Care Reform, which will "definately" be passed by both the House and Senate.  The name of it:  Plan F ... unlike Medicare's Supplemental Plan F, this one states emphatically, "F you and your pocket books!"

In other news Vice President Biden exclaimed in his speech yesterday, that he's excited about his new $8 Billion-Dollar train set!!

Have fun kids!  And remember, DON'T play nice!!
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547.2671. Week-ly Update with McWiggle and his band of miscreants & rabble rowzers!

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#1 | 1706 days ago

This just in: Roger Goddell was mauled by 30 angry "Saints" this morning as he attempted to exit his Utah compound. WHO DAT was graffitti'd all over the compound and his vehicles. He was rushed to the hospital and is in stable condition. All of the "Saints" were arrested and released ROR!

In other news, in a bedside press conference Roger Goddell announces that he is suing all 30 Saints for trademark infringement!
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#1 | 1706 days ago

This just in: Roger Goddell was mauled by 30 angry "Saints" this morning as he attempted to exit his Utah compound. WHO DAT was graffitti'd all over the compound and his vehicles. He was rushed to the hospital and is in stable condition. All of the "Saints" were arrested and released ROR!

In other news, in a bedside press conference Roger Goddell announces that he is suing all 30 Saints for trademark infringement!
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#2 | 1706 days ago

funny the weekend update is the "watch only" part of snl for me

Local Stoner Finds Car Keys
Upon discovering they'd been in his hand for the whole two minutes he was ravenously searching for them, friend attests he said "huh! duuuuuuuuuude....." and began mumbling about how aware of his eyebrows he was.

In other news,
Texas Hippie Connection patents new "Smokeabowl" line of household products such as purse hooks, glasses cases, etc. all designed to make your life just a little sweeter.
#3 | 1706 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
This just in: Roger Goddell was mauled by 30 angry "Saints" this morning as he attempted to exit his Utah compound. WHO DAT was graffitti'd all over the compound and his vehicles. He was rushed to the hospital and is in stable condition. All of the "Saints" were arrested and released ROR!

In other news, in a bedside press conference Roger Goddell announces that he is suing all 30 Saints for trademark infringement!
  I'm out of respects, dang it! 
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#4 | 1706 days ago

RichyMcWiggleSr wrote:
  I'm out of respects, dang it! 
it's okay. just glad you liked it!
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#5 | 1706 days ago
JRSFLAME88 (+)

This just in:
In what some are calling a match made in heaven, convicted fraudster Bernard Madoff has been transferred to the federal correctional facility in Lovelock, Nevada where he will share a prison cell with former football great O.J. Simpson.
According to Mr. Simpson, the pairing of the two men made perfect sense: "I guess they wanted the two innocent guys in this place to be together.  Juice: ‘Not Just Cellmates, Soulmates'

In Other News:   In what some in the White House are calling a "win/win" solution to the nation's airport security and health care reform problems, starting next month U.S. airports will begin conducting full body scans that will double as annual physical checkups.
#6 | 1706 days ago

I got nothing but those are funny. 
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#7 | 1706 days ago

Earlier this week, Pat Robertson blamed Minnesota's collapse in the NFC Championship Game on a deal the states citizens made with the devil in the 1800's to help them get rid of a forty foot tall axe wielding lumberjack and his giant blue ox. (It's true.) By Wednesday Robertson retracted his statement and blamed the gut wrenching loss on Haitians.

In other news, NFL running back Stephen jackson downgraded his ex-girlfriend's status, from a Jane Curtain-type "ignorant sl*t" to a Tila Tequila'esque "dumb b*itch," in the hopes to smooth things over and move on with their lives. It hasn't worked. Now here to comment is the guy from Good Burger in dreadlocks...
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#8 | 1706 days ago

Breaking news: The MLB is investigating the Pittsburgh Pirates for their spending habits.  There appears to be a breach of the CBA in the steel city, and the league wants to file a grievance to force the owner to spend the money everyone knows he has.

In other news, Pirates owner Bob Nutting was seen drinking hot chocolate by the fireplace at the main lodge of his ski resort, telling everyone he'll start spending when Brett Favre makes up his mind.
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#9 | 1706 days ago

 Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito made news this week when he was visibly angry at President Obama during his State of the Union speech and mouthed the words "not true" as Obama criticized the Supreme Court's recent decision to allow corporations to give as freely as they please during campaigns.  Alito responded to the criticism by stating that he "showed the President more respect than he did to the Constitution."
#10 | 1705 days ago

This just in, Arnold "The Governator" told a group of teachers that they (along with  all teachers) would be held in the highest regard and that education in California will be one of his top priorities. After they left he made a call. Class size in California will  go from 20-1 to 50-1 and teachers will now be paid based on merit, how well their students perform on tests, and how much they spend out of their pocket for supplies.

In other "Aarnald" news, the school his own kids go to is adding another pool and an arcade.
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#11 | 1705 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

 This just in.... Sara Palin has decided not to run for the republican candidate for president in 2012. Stating she needs to spend more time with her family and focus on a career in journalistic broadcasting.


And in other news Sara Palin was seen at a local library looking up what the hell journalistic broadcasting meant. After all she is employed by Fox news.
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