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Little Johnny is not an Obama fan


A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans.

Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.

The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different... again.

Little Johnny said, "Because I'm not an Obama fan."

The teacher asked, "Why aren't you a fan of Obama?" Johnny said, "Because I'm a Republican."

The teacher asked him why he's a Republican.  Little Johnny answered, "Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican."

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, "If your mom were a moron and your dad were an idiot, what would that make you?"

With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, "That would make me an Obama fan."


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#12 | 1694 days ago

(Edited by kteacher)
---I'm smiling and not saying a word. lol Well......other than the fact that if I was the teacher, I'd be happy that Johnny could come back with a response like that  (despite what I think of it...lol). It shows comprehension skills we teachers struggle to instill. 
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#1 | 1694 days ago

Hope everyone is having a great weekend! Just a bit of humor no debates.

Johnnny always gets that teacher going, just wanted a little smile.
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#2 | 1694 days ago

I've heard this in other variations (Cubs, Mighty Ducks, etc.) but it's still a good point.
#3 | 1694 days ago

What a way to start a morning! That was FUNNY!

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#4 | 1694 days ago
Cherrie (+)

blondie45044 wrote:
Hope everyone is having a great weekend! Just a bit of humor no debates.

Johnnny always gets that teacher going, just wanted a little smile.
I can't be mad at you, that was funny
#5 | 1694 days ago

(Edited by SickPuppy)
You need to establish your priorities

Some things are just more important

SHOOT   SHOOT   SHOOT

You can always finish later


 
 


 
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#6 | 1694 days ago
JRSFLAME88 (+)

blondie45044 wrote:
Hope everyone is having a great weekend! Just a bit of humor no debates.

Johnnny always gets that teacher going, just wanted a little smile.
LOL...I love little Johnny Jokes!  
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#7 | 1694 days ago
18packabs (+)

Little Johnny is a Smart Little SH*T.......
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#8 | 1694 days ago

Now that's a smart kid {you go Little Johnny} 
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#9 | 1694 days ago
jasonwrites (+)

 Yeah, that joke works with any variables. But in the real world, little Johnny's teacher would be unemployed after those comments!
#10 | 1694 days ago

#11 | 1694 days ago
Scottpositron27 (+)

rothlmao; not really sitting here chuckling quietly
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#12 | 1694 days ago

(Edited by kteacher)
---I'm smiling and not saying a word. lol Well......other than the fact that if I was the teacher, I'd be happy that Johnny could come back with a response like that  (despite what I think of it...lol). It shows comprehension skills we teachers struggle to instill. 
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#13 | 1694 days ago

 Don't read anything into it... like anyone is calling for this to happen to Obama or anything... just a little humor



Presidential candidate, Barack Obama was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked the presidential candidate if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy'. So our illustrious democrat presidential candidate asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy'. 

One little boy stood up and offered: 'If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy.' 

'No,' said Obama, 'that would be an accident.' 

A little girl raised her hand: 'If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy.' 

'I'm afraid not,' explained Obama. 'That's what we would call great loss.' 
The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Obama searched the room. 'Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?' 

Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. In a quiet voice he said:
'If the plane carrying you and Mrs. Obama was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy.' 

'Fantastic!' exclaimed Obama. 'That's right. And can you tell me why that would be tragedy?' 

'Well,' says Johnny, 'It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss... and it probably wouldn't be a accident either.'
#14 | 1694 days ago
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Little Johnny Strikes Again.... The teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my Granddad's farm, and  we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating." The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word  'fascinate', not fascinating." Sally raised her hand. She said, "'My family went to see  Rock City and I  was fascinated." The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the   word 'fascinate' not fascinated." Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been  burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate', so she called on him. Johnny said, "My Aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are  so big she can only fasten eight."  




 


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#15 | 1694 days ago
Cherrie (+)

kteacher wrote:
---I'm smiling and not saying a word. lol Well......other than the fact that if I was the teacher, I'd be happy that Johnny could come back with a response like that  (despite what I think of it...lol). It shows comprehension skills we teachers struggle to instill. 
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#16 | 1694 days ago
Cherrie (+)

(Edited by Cherrie)
hockey54 wrote:

He had me at 'Hello"

#17 | 1694 days ago

LOL
#18 | 1694 days ago

spyder6665 wrote:


 
 
 

 
 
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Little Johnny Strikes Again.... The teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my Granddad's farm, and  we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating." The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word  'fascinate', not fascinating." Sally raised her hand. She said, "'My family went to see  Rock City and I  was fascinated." The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the   word 'fascinate' not fascinated." Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been  burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate', so she called on him. Johnny said, "My Aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are  so big she can only fasten eight."  




 


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#19 | 1694 days ago

Gotta love the little Johnnys of the world.
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#20 | 1694 days ago

Kenne wrote:
I've heard this in other variations (Cubs, Mighty Ducks, etc.) but it's still a good point.
Didn't this used to be the other way around when Bush was Prez? LOL Still funny tho. You're right works with anything.
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#21 | 1693 days ago

cuddles127017 wrote:
Gotta love the little Johnnys of the world.
In Mexico our little Johnny is called Pepito.

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