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Joke of the Day -- 02/03/2010
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53.2941. Joke of the Day -- 02/03/2010

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#1 | 1721 days ago
Mr_Rogers (+)

(Edited by Debi_L)

A man decides to have a face-lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the results. On his way home, he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper.

Before leaving, he says to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?"

"About 35," was the reply.

"I'm actually 47," the man says, feeling really happy.

After that, he goes into McDonalds for lunch and asks the clerk the same question.

The reply is, "Oh, you look about 29".

"I am actually 47."

Later, while standing at a bus stop, he asks an old woman the same question.

She replies, "I am 85 years old, and my eyesight is going. But when I was young, there was a sure way of telling a man's age. If I put my hand down your pants and play with your b*** for 10 minutes, I will be able to tell you your exact age."

As there was no one around, the man thinks, What the hell and lets her slip her hand down his pants.

Ten minutes later, the old lady says, "Okay, it's done. You are 47."

Stunned, the man says, "That was brilliant. How did you do that?"

The old lady replies, "I was behind you at McDonalds."

edited for sexual content ~ JCF

  
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#1 | 1721 days ago
Mr_Rogers (+)

(Edited by Debi_L)

A man decides to have a face-lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the results. On his way home, he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper.

Before leaving, he says to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?"

"About 35," was the reply.

"I'm actually 47," the man says, feeling really happy.

After that, he goes into McDonalds for lunch and asks the clerk the same question.

The reply is, "Oh, you look about 29".

"I am actually 47."

Later, while standing at a bus stop, he asks an old woman the same question.

She replies, "I am 85 years old, and my eyesight is going. But when I was young, there was a sure way of telling a man's age. If I put my hand down your pants and play with your b*** for 10 minutes, I will be able to tell you your exact age."

As there was no one around, the man thinks, What the hell and lets her slip her hand down his pants.

Ten minutes later, the old lady says, "Okay, it's done. You are 47."

Stunned, the man says, "That was brilliant. How did you do that?"

The old lady replies, "I was behind you at McDonalds."

edited for sexual content ~ JCF

#2 | 1721 days ago

^ I think I'm scared now  
#3 | 1721 days ago

Before  you complaint Don't complaint  lol
#4 | 1721 days ago

Mr_Rogers wrote:

A man decides to have a face-lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the results. On his way home, he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper.

Before leaving, he says to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?"

"About 35," was the reply.

"I'm actually 47," the man says, feeling really happy.

After that, he goes into McDonalds for lunch and asks the clerk the same question.

The reply is, "Oh, you look about 29".

"I am actually 47."

Later, while standing at a bus stop, he asks an old woman the same question.

She replies, "I am 85 years old, and my eyesight is going. But when I was young, there was a sure way of telling a man's age. If I put my hand down your pants and play with your b*** for 10 minutes, I will be able to tell you your exact age."

As there was no one around, the man thinks, What the hell and lets her slip her hand down his pants.

Ten minutes later, the old lady says, "Okay, it's done. You are 47."

Stunned, the man says, "That was brilliant. How did you do that?"

The old lady replies, "I was behind you at McDonalds."

edited for sexual content ~ JCF

 Was she a professional hooker and belly dancer by any chance..................................................?
Special respects to you Rogers, for the wonderful thought provoking " joke "
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#5 | 1721 days ago

 Som6, we live in a society, where tastes differ, different cultures have different tastes, but the moot point is tolerance to different opinions which do not transgress the space of other opinions of the societal individuals.
Media now has means of communication, mediums have new found electronic media, channels, blogs and websites. Society has all types of individuals, none can be judge, prosecutor or investigator, for society has a system in place with all its good and bad in it, as the system is of the society which as of every time, has good and bad co-existing.
If  site prefers to maintain a balance between all the tastes, it is perceived as good site. If it goes with only tabloid contents, it joins the tabloid sites list, of course success, in terms of fiscal survival is assured in large society where the demand for tabloid content is more than ever.!
Remote to change the channel is good.
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#6 | 1721 days ago

Kenne wrote:
^ I think I'm scared now  
 Courage is a state of mind to overcome any scare.
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#7 | 1721 days ago

To help weather the international financial crisis, Husbands are saving money by having sex with their wives.
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#8 | 1721 days ago

LoCaWldKat66 wrote:
Before  you complaint Don't complaint  lol
 when u have your own space, this situation is not for me. Intellect is of use with experience thus common sense which dictates to defend, fight for the rights of each individual even if they do not agree with my opinion, for freedom of speech and expression is not license to abuse the system and individuals in the system. 
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#9 | 1721 days ago

You used to be the life of the party in the old days, reminisced one buddy to another.
"Does your wife still find you entertaining after seven years of marriage?"
"No," answered the other. "She usually doesn't catch me."
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#10 | 1721 days ago

(Edited by SickPuppy)
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#11 | 1721 days ago

Som Cool one Man.
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#12 | 1721 days ago
Mr_Rogers (+)

Kenne wrote:
^ I think I'm scared now  
Is that supposed to be a joke?   
#13 | 1721 days ago

A man was sitting on the sofa watching TV when he heard his wife's voice from the kitchen.
What would you like for dinner Love?  Chicken, beef or lamb?
He said, "Thank you, I'll have chicken."
“Eff off. You're having soup. I was talking to the cat."
#14 | 1721 days ago

Debi_L wrote:
A man was sitting on the sofa watching TV when he heard his wife's voice from the kitchen.
What would you like for dinner Love?  Chicken, beef or lamb?
He said, "Thank you, I'll have chicken."
“Eff off. You're having soup. I was talking to the cat."
HAHAHAHA!!! loving it
#15 | 1721 days ago

jason doesnt get it.

...and no, he never will.
#16 | 1721 days ago

I  think that man tricked her. 
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#17 | 1721 days ago

What do men and mascara have in common?

They both run at the first sign of emotion
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#18 | 1721 days ago
JRSFLAME88 (+)

Pay attention Gentlemen:  This is what drinking a lot of beer can do to you!
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