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One For The Men! (Edited 02/08/10 03:49AM by JemJenn)

Men strike back!

One For The Men! <span style="font-size:12px;">(Edited 02/08/10 03:49AM by JemJenn)</span> Photo

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it!

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine
 will probably never be able to support you.

Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them
to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."

How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.

Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough
to build up the required pressure.

What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told.

I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.

Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.

In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested

| Closed on 03/04/10 at 05:00PM
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room, Miscellaneous | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
21 Fans 
19%a. Right On!
19%b. This Is True!
43%c. I Love Women
19%d. Beaneaters (The Good Man)

 &nbp;
TOP COMMENT * * * * * * * * * * * *
#9 | 1638 days ago

THE WOMEN CAN DO ANYTHING, PLAY SPORT, COOK, BE ASTRONAUT, DOCTOR, AND MAKE BABY , AND IN THIS MOMENT , THEY CAN MAKE  BABYS WHITHOUT A MAN, IN FUTURE, THE MEN ONLY FOR SEX, A SEX THING, THE MEN MUST TO PREPARE TO BE A VERY GOOD SEX MACHINE, MEN, BE READY .-
Beaneaters (The Good Man)  
  
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#1 | 1638 days ago
18packabs (+)

I am Man, Hear me Bitch, Moan, and Complain.......
Beaneaters (The Good Man)  
#2 | 1638 days ago

Not all men think and act like this.
I prefer to do my fair share in the kitchen (or outside on the grill )
#3 | 1638 days ago

#4 | 1638 days ago
Mr_Rogers (+)

Kenne wrote:
Not all men think and act like this.
I prefer to do my fair share in the kitchen (or outside on the grill )
Is that supposed to be a joke?    
#5 | 1638 days ago
Cherrie (+)

#6 | 1638 days ago

The Men's rules
We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.

These are OUR rules:
Please note… these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

1. Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do it. Don’t try to change that.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Saturday = sports. It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. ‘Yes’ and ‘No’ are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days

1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done, not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing’s wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine, Really

1. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as:

* Sex,
* Sport,
* Cars,
* or Computers

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.

1. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know men really don’t mind that, it’s like camping
Right On!  
#7 | 1638 days ago

somebody on a roll today!!
I Love Women  
#8 | 1638 days ago

how many men does it take to change a light bulb in the kitchen? ZERO. let her cook in the dark.
This Is True!  
#9 | 1638 days ago

THE WOMEN CAN DO ANYTHING, PLAY SPORT, COOK, BE ASTRONAUT, DOCTOR, AND MAKE BABY , AND IN THIS MOMENT , THEY CAN MAKE  BABYS WHITHOUT A MAN, IN FUTURE, THE MEN ONLY FOR SEX, A SEX THING, THE MEN MUST TO PREPARE TO BE A VERY GOOD SEX MACHINE, MEN, BE READY .-
Beaneaters (The Good Man)  
#10 | 1638 days ago

If i want something done, i will tell you how to fix it.  Just because i know how it should be doesn't mean i  am strong enough to do it.  So,  You will fix it the way i say.  Understand?   
Beaneaters (The Good Man)  
#11 | 1638 days ago

If you are going to stand over me and tell me how something should be done, realize you have just volunteered yourself to do it.
#12 | 1638 days ago
NMboyzfan (+)

ohwell_ wrote:
If you are going to stand over me and tell me how something should be done, realize you have just volunteered yourself to do it.
Uh yeah...all that really tough, technically challenging stuff like, oh I don't know...opening a jar?
#13 | 1638 days ago

NMboyzfan wrote:
Uh yeah...all that really tough, technically challenging stuff like, oh I don't know...opening a jar?
More like replacing the kitchen faucet after asking Rob to do it for 4 months, and the cabinet is now trashed (from water damage)
but I did it myself   so  there   LOL
#14 | 1638 days ago

If your dog is barking at the back door, and your wife is barking at the front door, who do you let in first???? The DOG, because the DOG WILL STOP BARKING when you let it in!
Right On!  
#15 | 1638 days ago

...The Royal Pe**s Is Clean Your Highness...
I Love Women  
#16 | 1637 days ago
Blonde_Kitten (+)

(Edited by Blonde_Kitten)
Women only need one man for sex.. Bob. (Battery Operated Boyfriend)...at least he dont keep whining when you say no, not now.
#17 | 1636 days ago
ArmyStrong212 (+)

Blonde_Kitten wrote:
Women only need one man for sex.. Bob. (Battery Operated Boyfriend)...at least he dont keep whining when you say no, not now.
Katiy, Bob cant be that great!!! I think i am better, have never had any complaints
This Is True!  
#18 | 1636 days ago
ArmyStrong212 (+)

Blonde_Kitten wrote:
Women only need one man for sex.. Bob. (Battery Operated Boyfriend)...at least he dont keep whining when you say no, not now.
Katiy, Bob cant be that great!!! I think i am better, have never had any complaints
This Is True!  
#19 | 1636 days ago

You did forget 1 Gina why do women have a flat spot on their head?
 So the man has a place to put his beer
This Is True!  
#20 | 1636 days ago

maddhatter6691 wrote:
You did forget 1 Gina why do women have a flat spot on their head?
 So the man has a place to put his beer
...and the perfect height is 3 feet tall with that flat spot!
Right On!  
#21 | 1636 days ago
Blonde_Kitten (+)

ArmyStrong212 wrote:
Katiy, Bob cant be that great!!! I think i am better, have never had any complaints
Your better huh?...well Im gonna have to see for myself. I may have to try you out a few times just make sure, Hope your ok with that.
#22 | 1636 days ago

I liked it, It was right on the money, And why is it she always knows when it's payday !!!
This Is True!  
#23 | 1636 days ago
jasonwrites (+)

 Good stuff. But I do love women. Women could rule the world if they just didn't let their emotions get in the way. 
I Love Women  

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