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FANIQ's Super, Silly, Commercial Slogans!

With the SuperBowl Commercial being discussed so much and my daughter just won a Slogan Contest for the local Country Store's" Old Times Day" I thought we could have some fun by choosing a product and making our own funny,Stupid or Catchy Advertising Slogan. Use your imagination (and dirty minds) and lets see what you got!

*Bragging Moment*  "Old Times Day" is known for showing people how Sausage is made.  Her slogan:
"You Never SAUSAGE a Thing" won.  If you live in the south you know the way we pronounce sausage it sounds
like SAW SUCH.

| Closed on 02/10/10 at 05:00PM
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room, Miscellaneous | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
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12%a. I've Got One Using This Product:
36%b. Let Me Think
4%c. This Is Going To Be Fun!
48%d. Beaneaters (He Could Do It)

 &nbp;
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#5 | 1201 days ago

 swallow, or it's going in your eye
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#1 | 1201 days ago

 reminds me of "Hey Billy don't be silly, put a rubber on your willy"
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#2 | 1201 days ago

 LOL....I am not the creative type....might take me awhile...
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#3 | 1201 days ago
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#4 | 1201 days ago

 magnets are attractive
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#5 | 1201 days ago

 swallow, or it's going in your eye
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#6 | 1201 days ago
JRSFLAME88 (+)

Corn Flakes to Porn Flakes:  "Getting Up First Thing In The Morning"
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#7 | 1201 days ago

 JRSFLAME88 wrote:
Corn Flakes to Porn Flakes:  "Getting Up First Thing In The Morning"
ROFLMAO>>>you all are naughty.....
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#8 | 1201 days ago

 "I'm David Oreck, try my new Oreck 8-pound vacuum, it really sucks!"
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#9 | 1201 days ago

 I PREFER THIS SLOGAN : I AM CRISTIANO RONALDO, I USED CLEAR MEN .-
IS A SHAMPOO ,I AM AT THE TOP WHITH CRISTIANO RONALDO , PLAY SOCCER, IF HE CAN AND GO TO   







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#10 | 1201 days ago
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noti4 wrote:
I PREFER THIS SLOGAN : I AM CRISTIANO RONALDO, I USED CLEAR MEN .-
IS A SHAMPOO ,I AM AT THE TOP WHITH CRISTIANO RONALDO , PLAY SOCCER, IF HE CAN AND GO TO   







WTW?
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#11 | 1201 days ago

 How has this Q classic not been brought up yet?

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#12 | 1201 days ago
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woody050681 wrote:
How has this Q classic not been brought up yet?

I always put my dick in the microwave, but you gotta take it out after 30 seconds or it gets hard.
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#13 | 1201 days ago

 woody050681 wrote:
How has this Q classic not been brought up yet?

ROFLAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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#14 | 1201 days ago

 Not the Spotted Dick again. 
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#15 | 1200 days ago

 It puts the lotion in the basket... for freshness!
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#16 | 1200 days ago

 Beer,   it's Not Just For Breakfast Anymore
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#17 | 1200 days ago
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 Vodka, natures own way of helping you deal with life.
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#18 | 1200 days ago
jasonwrites (+)

 Ohhh... I wanted to think of something clever, but I am laughing too much at another welcome appearance of Spotted Dick.

So I can only offer this oldie but goodie:

BEER: Helping ugly people have sex since 4000 B.C.
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#19 | 1199 days ago
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i thought PORN FLAKES were "The Best part of waking up is PORN FLAKES in your bowl!"
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