1. through shrewd dealings, i have acquired it all.
2.
3. do you know how much that would cost? as previously stated i have all the money and i'd rather spend it on cheese.
4. funny little guy named C.O. Pyright
5. yes, just don't sniffle or you'll really have something to cry about
6. you think it's easy being a proficient at piano?   he certainly didn't get there by sitting around all day.

OOR but one is definitely coming!

1. China
2. The homeless and nursing home residents
3. Because black boxes are made with magic.. much like vaginas.. so it's impossible to make the entire plane out of it
4. Bartholomew Copyright III
5. Technically I suppose it IS possible
6. People are assh*les

Seriously, how do you not have a call-in radio show?!

Seriously, how do you not have a call-in radio show?!

thank you thank you.. i need to make better contacts evidently

Well, you're no Wendy Williams, but I GUESS I'd listen. 

who are you kidding? you'd be his #1 caller! lol

Imagine the sh*t I've be giving him on-air?  Awesome.   

1. Kirstie Alley ate it.
2. 
3. I got a better question, why do they call it a "black box" when the box is actually orange?
4. Trade, Mark
5. Sure you can, but nobody will know it.
6. Dog gone if I know!

1. Kirstie Alley ate it.
2. 
3. I got a better question, why do they call it a "black box" when the box is actually orange?
4. Trade, Mark
5. Sure you can, but nobody will know it.
6. Dog gone if I know!

1. Kirstie Alley ate it.
2. 
3. I got a better question, why do they call it a "black box" when the box is actually orange?
4. Trade, Mark
5. Sure you can, but nobody will know it.
6. Dog gone if I know!

well if you're gonna go that route... "Imagine the sh*t I've be giving him on-air"?
nice grammar

#1 well we pay the presidents while in office and our tax dollars pay for everything they do, And they continue to pay them even after they leave office {WASTED MONEY} count up how many are still living and that's where alot of the money problem is.

#2 College Students {beer money}

#3 The black box is not black it's orange so they can find it, {the reason the plane is not made of the same stuff is called population control it is part of our government plan}

#4Who cares

#5 no you cant cry under water

#6 They do actually have working dogs {hearding cows, sheep, pigs, and they use them for hunting }

#7 Why ask Why?

Love to give an answer to these questions, but unfortunately it wouldn't matter as nobody would take notice to my answers.

1. through shrewd dealings, i have acquired it all.
2.
3. do you know how much that would cost? as previously stated i have all the money and i'd rather spend it on cheese.
4. funny little guy named C.O. Pyright
5. yes, just don't sniffle or you'll really have something to cry about
6. you think it's easy being a proficient at piano?   he certainly didn't get there by sitting around all day.

 Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?.............

Put a little parachute on it so it falls safely and slowly down to the floor.

Put a little parachute on it so it falls safely and slowly down to the floor.

 Who said 'It' here is the egg ...its the concrete floor which will never crack on dropping an egg....

I thought that part was understood.  The egg is much more fra-gee-lay than the floor.

Fra-gee-lay? It must be Italian..

I thought that part was understood.  The egg is much more fra-gee-lay than the floor.