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Joke of the Day -- 02/07/2010
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47.2351. Joke of the Day -- 02/07/2010

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#4 | 1656 days ago

Two college students were walking down the street when a beggar approached them and asked for a handout.
  The first rejected the man, but the second took out his wallet, removed some money and handed it over with a smile.
"What did you do that for?" asked the first.  "You know he's only to use it on drugs or booze."
The second replied, "And we weren't?" 
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#1 | 1656 days ago

(Edited by maddhatter6691)
After paying for a wedding, all a father has left to give away is the bride.
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#2 | 1656 days ago

Ewwwwwwwwwww
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#3 | 1656 days ago

Never question the cook at the Chez Armpit!.  Quite possibly the hair came from the chubby fat sweaty waitress's chin...
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#4 | 1656 days ago

Two college students were walking down the street when a beggar approached them and asked for a handout.
  The first rejected the man, but the second took out his wallet, removed some money and handed it over with a smile.
"What did you do that for?" asked the first.  "You know he's only to use it on drugs or booze."
The second replied, "And we weren't?" 
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#5 | 1656 days ago
Mr_Rogers (+)

Things Not To Say to Police Officers:

 

1.  Are you Andy or Barney?

 

2.  Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

 

3.  I thought you had to be in good physical condition to be a police officer.

 

4.  Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

 

5.  I pay your salary!

 

6.  Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

 

7.  Hey, you must've been doing' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

 

8.  You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

 

9.  Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

 

10. I was trying to keep up with traffic. I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.

 

11. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
#6 | 1656 days ago

#7 | 1656 days ago

A professor at the University of Sydney was giving a lecture on 'Involuntary Muscular Contractions' to his first year medical students. Realizing this was not the most riveting subject, the professor decided to lighten the mood slightly. He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, 'Do you know  what your a #%hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?'   She replied, 'Probably fishing with his mates.
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#8 | 1656 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

Mr_Rogers wrote:
Things Not To Say to Police Officers:

 

1.  Are you Andy or Barney?

 

2.  Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

 

3.  I thought you had to be in good physical condition to be a police officer.

 

4.  Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

 

5.  I pay your salary!

 

6.  Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

 

7.  Hey, you must've been doing' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

 

8.  You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

 

9.  Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

 

10. I was trying to keep up with traffic. I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.

 

11. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
 Lmao, I got pulled over once for speeding, I tried telling him I wasn't speeding I was qualifying. (Mo, highway patrolman have no sense of humor)  
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#9 | 1656 days ago
JRSFLAME88 (+)

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 Lmao, I got pulled over once for speeding, I tried telling him I wasn't speeding I was qualifying. (Mo, highway patrolman have no sense of humor)  
Some do! One asked me if I thought I was qualifying. lmao....I guess because of the JR Stickers!  I didn't get a ticket!
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#10 | 1656 days ago
JRSFLAME88 (+)

He could keep the food! Gross!
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#11 | 1656 days ago
18packabs (+)

JRSFLAME88 wrote:
Some do! One asked me if I thought I was qualifying. lmao....I guess because of the JR Stickers!  I didn't get a ticket!
He should have given you a ticket for going too slow with those Junior Stickers......
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#12 | 1656 days ago
Cherrie (+)

hockey54 wrote:
Eewwwwwwwwwwwww
#13 | 1656 days ago

If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my sexy lover. SO SEXY!!! Oi!!! ... lol
#14 | 1656 days ago

LoCaWldKat66 wrote:
If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my sexy lover. SO SEXY!!! Oi!!! ... lol
 You mean he don't need a blanket ..hair is enough to keep cold away...?........
#15 | 1656 days ago

I will never eat soup again
#16 | 1655 days ago

VIOLET wrote:
I will never eat soup again
 Haha...hw abt. Thomas Cook's Hair Soup....
#17 | 1655 days ago

 Som, good efforts, but ask the queen to rein dogs of ids , duplicate, moderating, chances of getting shot as rabid is high.!
#18 | 1654 days ago

Som6 wrote:
 Haha...hw abt. Thomas Cook's Hair Soup....
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew...lol

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