The other day I was at dinner with some of my family, it was really busy and super loud.. It took us forever to order and then get our food. My mom got a salad and it came with almonds. She picked off an almond off the top and popped it in her mouth, at some point in the next 1.4 seconds I turned hulk green, shot fire out of my eyeballs at her and said. "I will cut you". It was all I could hear.. All I heard in this restaurant was the sound of my mom pulverizing boulders into sand in her wide open trap.
My family knows that it drives me nuts ( pun...intended...sorta...) to hear people crunch their food. Crunching is not the only food noise that will drive me to punch a kitten, but its the worst one of my weird 'hates'.
Some noises and things don't make me mad and crabby so much as they give me the skeebie skeebies.. you know the one where your spine feels like a jelly fish, and you don't know if the feeling in your stomach is throw up or laughter.. but you have to do something before you crawl out of your skin? no? its just me? lies.....
The sound of a bread knife scraping the side of a glass jar like mayo or jelly. Just thinking about that noise makes me have to cough.
Scrape your fork, spoon or knife on a glass or even worse ceramic plate of bowl? I will knock you upside the head.. you can't blame me.. its like a spasm.
I can't hear you eat, crunch, munch, chomp or chew.. I will back hand you as I scream "Chew with your mouth shut!"
Don't get me started on the sound of moon boots dragging on the mall floor...
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