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Things That Really Get To You........ (Edited 02/10/10 07:45PM by )

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the "F" is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?

2. The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he has no d*ck.

3. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.


4. When people say, "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". F off. What good is a damn cake you can't eat? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead?

5. When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why in the world would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

6. When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No genius, I paid $7.50 to come to the theater and stare at the friggin ceiling up there. What did you come here for?

7. The radio ad "Hi, I'm Jeff Healey from the Jeff Healey Band. Don't drink and drive. I don't". Well, I hope you don't drive sober either Mr. Healey. You're blind for f_ck's sake.

8. People, who ask, "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice, did ya there buddy?

9. When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

10. When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going. You should know a**hole; you f'ing pulled me over.

What's on your list?

| Closed on 02/24/10 at 05:00PM
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room, Miscellaneous | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
25 Fans 
52%a. I've Got These!
4%b. I've Got Nothing!
0%c. I Do Some Of These Things!
44%d. Beaneaters (The Only Other)

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#12 | 1661 days ago

icfeet wrote:
need a pq for that one...but I guess this will have to do....
God I miss the PQs...
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#1 | 1661 days ago

(Edited by icfeet)
Why is it that on the Garden State Parkway in NJ, where tolls are $1.00 and they have "EXACT CHANGE" lanes does the sign say COINS ONLY?  DUH!! What are ya gonna do...CRUMPLE UP A DOLLAR BILL AND THROW IT IN THERE??? (EDIT..Er....just found out my 18 year old cousin DID crumple up the bill and throw it in...well...at least she's not going into BRAIN SURGERY!!)
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#2 | 1661 days ago

How about the person who has a hundred items in the 15 items or less lanes at the supermarket??!!
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#3 | 1661 days ago
Mr_Rogers (+)

People who say " I'll get enough sleep when im dead"    

When i go to McDonalds and they say "Coke to drink?"     Did i say i wanted coke? No. Give me frickin Dr Pepper.

Bumper stickers that say "Live like you're dying"      If i knew i was dying, i would still be on the Q every night.  
#4 | 1661 days ago

Why is it that cell phone/texters ALWAYS seem to be  in the left lane?

My biggest irritant in sports locally, is the Dolphins  Sunlife Stadium (by the way the 7th name for the same damn place in 23 years)
never opens enough gates to get ticket holders inside before kick-off.  They actually separate the lines for men and women which slows it down even more.

The biggest here is -  You are out of respects
#5 | 1661 days ago

the new york yankees
#6 | 1661 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
the new york yankees
ahhhh...a dagger to my heart!
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#7 | 1661 days ago

The Jeff Healey insult was a bit crude. The man went through enough, let him rest in peace.

I'm not arguing this at the poll creator, just don't think the person who originally created this list gave much sincerity into it.
#8 | 1661 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
the new york yankees
To Leigh for her comment:

Alley Oop, Arm Bash, B!#@ Slap, Body Slam, Boo, Bow Down To, Bully, Celebrate With, Chest Bump, Choke Slam, Chop Block, Clothesline, Congratulate, Draft, Dunk On, Eye Poke, Fist Bump, Foul, Goose, Headbutt, Heckle, High Five, High Stick, Hip Check, Homer Off, Horse Collar, Hug, Juke, Karate Chop, Kiss, Moon, Noogie, Pile Drive, Posterize, Pummel, Pwn, Rally Cap, Road Trip With, Salute, Smack, Spank, Stiff Arm, , Sucker Punch, Suplex, Tackle, Tailgate With, Taunt, Thank, Tickle, Trash Talk, Wedgie, Welcome, Wet Willy, Wink At, Wish Good Luck
Beaneaters (The Only Other)  
#9 | 1661 days ago
JRSFLAME88 (+)

Kenne wrote:
The Jeff Healey insult was a bit crude. The man went through enough, let him rest in peace.

I'm not arguing this at the poll creator, just don't think the person who originally created this list gave much sincerity into it.
I apoligize!  This was emailed to me.  I honestly did not know.
#10 | 1661 days ago

Beaneaters wrote:
To Leigh for her comment:

Alley Oop, Arm Bash, B!#@ Slap, Body Slam, Boo, Bow Down To, Bully, Celebrate With, Chest Bump, Choke Slam, Chop Block, Clothesline, Congratulate, Draft, Dunk On, Eye Poke, Fist Bump, Foul, Goose, Headbutt, Heckle, High Five, High Stick, Hip Check, Homer Off, Horse Collar, Hug, Juke, Karate Chop, Kiss, Moon, Noogie, Pile Drive, Posterize, Pummel, Pwn, Rally Cap, Road Trip With, Salute, Smack, Spank, Stiff Arm, , Sucker Punch, Suplex, Tackle, Tailgate With, Taunt, Thank, Tickle, Trash Talk, Wedgie, Welcome, Wet Willy, Wink At, Wish Good Luck
need a pq for that one...but I guess this will have to do....
I've Got These!  
#11 | 1661 days ago
JRSFLAME88 (+)

icfeet wrote:
need a pq for that one...but I guess this will have to do....
It was A JOKE! Please no hating in the poll.
#12 | 1661 days ago

icfeet wrote:
need a pq for that one...but I guess this will have to do....
God I miss the PQs...
Beaneaters (The Only Other)  
#13 | 1661 days ago

The fact that the Lions haven't won a championship since 1957!!
I've Got These!  
#14 | 1661 days ago

t.v. commercials for drugs. "ask your doctor" if this is right for you. shouldn't my doctor already know?
I've Got These!  
#15 | 1661 days ago

woody050681 wrote:
The fact that the Lions haven't won a championship since 1957!!
*snort*
#16 | 1661 days ago

The wind. 
Beaneaters (The Only Other)  
#17 | 1661 days ago

Wow, I actually have an honest answer for one of those.

#10 - I've been told this before (once by someone going to law school, and this is where he heard it).  A cop asks you if you knew how fast you were going so he can literally give you the ticket without argument.  Once you admit to speeding on your own accord, then you have no argument if you try to debate it in court.  Now days, most cops will ask "Did you know you were speeding?".  When you answer yes, it's an admission of guilt and there is basically no getting out of it.

I know this is a humorous poll, but I can't help myself when I actually know the answer to something.  My wife doesn't allow that to happen too often.
Beaneaters (The Only Other)  
#18 | 1661 days ago
JRSFLAME88 (+)

tpowell25 wrote:
Wow, I actually have an honest answer for one of those.

#10 - I've been told this before (once by someone going to law school, and this is where he heard it).  A cop asks you if you knew how fast you were going so he can literally give you the ticket without argument.  Once you admit to speeding on your own accord, then you have no argument if you try to debate it in court.  Now days, most cops will ask "Did you know you were speeding?".  When you answer yes, it's an admission of guilt and there is basically no getting out of it.

I know this is a humorous poll, but I can't help myself when I actually know the answer to something.  My wife doesn't allow that to happen too often.
I always say "Officer, my cruise control was set on_____(whatever the speed limit should be)!  I'm not admitting to nothing!
#19 | 1661 days ago

Beaneaters wrote:
God I miss the PQs...
[sigh] Those were the good ol' days weren't they.
Beaneaters (The Only Other)  
#20 | 1661 days ago
ChristiSunshine (+)

 Chewing gum.  I dont want to hear it or see it.  Pop it at home when you are by yourself so no one else has to hear it.  Same goes for food.  I dont want to see your half chewed up, half digested food either.  So swallow before talking to me...I'll be considerate enough not to ask you a question as you're shoveling a bite in your mouth.

Ice.  I can't stand listening to people crunch on ice.  Keep that to yourself too.

Slow people in the passing lane.  If you are not passing someone while you are in the left lane, then get out of my way.

I'm  sure there are more.  I'll be back.
 
I've Got These!  
#21 | 1661 days ago

JRSFLAME88 wrote:
It was A JOKE! Please no hating in the poll.
no hating here...
I've Got These!  
#22 | 1661 days ago
Bastyd (+)

     When people ask Stevie Wonder what his favorite color is.
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#23 | 1661 days ago
ChristiSunshine (+)

ChristiSunshine wrote:
 Chewing gum.  I dont want to hear it or see it.  Pop it at home when you are by yourself so no one else has to hear it.  Same goes for food.  I dont want to see your half chewed up, half digested food either.  So swallow before talking to me...I'll be considerate enough not to ask you a question as you're shoveling a bite in your mouth.

Ice.  I can't stand listening to people crunch on ice.  Keep that to yourself too.

Slow people in the passing lane.  If you are not passing someone while you are in the left lane, then get out of my way.

I'm  sure there are more.  I'll be back.
 
 Wow.  I must've been in a rotten mood earlier.    I meant it but I shouldn't post until I get some rest.....
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#24 | 1658 days ago

(Edited by maddhatter6691)

The 1 that I always use in when your walking down the street and some guy says do you have an extra smoke?
I pull the pack out look at it and say no it only came with 20, sorry put them back in my pocket and walk away 
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#25 | 1658 days ago
18packabs (+)

That stupid little effin CUPID Fu*ker.......
Beaneaters (The Only Other)  
#26 | 1658 days ago
ChristiSunshine (+)

 I thought of another one.  Don't ask me how "we" are doing.  I can't answer for you.  And although it can be argued that I might have multiple personalities , I'm only going to speak for one of them.
I've Got These!  
#27 | 1658 days ago
JRSFLAME88 (+)

ChristiSunshine wrote:
 I thought of another one.  Don't ask me how "we" are doing.  I can't answer for you.  And although it can be argued that I might have multiple personalities , I'm only going to speak for one of them.
Your first post made me LOL as I had a mouthful of ice crunching it when I read it!  It is a bad habit.  Please continue to post them as they come to you!
#28 | 1658 days ago
ChristiSunshine (+)

JRSFLAME88 wrote:
Your first post made me LOL as I had a mouthful of ice crunching it when I read it!  It is a bad habit.  Please continue to post them as they come to you!
I don't mind it....as long as I don't have to listen to it....
I've Got These!  
#29 | 1655 days ago
Bastyd (+)

    When people say " You know what I'm saying?"
I've Got These!  
#30 | 1650 days ago

People who talk on their cell or text while driving or one of the many stupid things people do while driving instead of concentrating on the road and traffic.  If you hungry, stop some where and eat.  Don't drive!  As a former EMT ( currently in school to re-certify), I worked to many wrecks that involved people not concentrating on the road because they had a cell attached to their ear or worried about dropping that french fry.  And many of these wrecks involved pulling a body out of a vehicle.  It's not worth the chance.
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#31 | 1650 days ago
vindog (+)

1)  When they ask, " Would you like fries with your order?"   NO, if I wanted f%^king fries, I would have already ordered them a$$hole!
2)  When somebody asks, " Are you going to eat all of that after your food arrives from the waiter?"  Well, I ordered it ALL didn't I, and IF I don't eat it all- what the f%^k does it matter to you anyway?
3)  LAZY F%^KS who can't walk another 3 feet to put their grocery cart away in the parking lot
I've Got Nothing!  
#32 | 1650 days ago
Bastyd (+)

The east coast bias on ESPN
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#33 | 1650 days ago

Sports interviews when the athlete in question constantly replies......"y'know"  No, the interviewer or audience DOES NOT know, that's why questions are being asked dumbass!  For goodness sakes, most of you guys have more money than Fort Knox.  Do the world a favor, hire a dictation coach and learn to speak the King's English before opening your mouth!
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