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MATURITY: Women mature much faster than men. Most 17-year old females can function as adults. Most 17-year old males are still trading baseball cards and giving each other wedgies after gym class. This is why high school romances rarely work out.

MAGAZINES: Men's magazines often feature pictures of naked women. Women's magazines also feature pictures of naked women. This is because the female body is a beautiful work of art, while the male body is lumpy and hairy and shouldn't be seen by the light of day. Men are turned on at the sight of a naked woman's body. Most naked men elicit laughter from women.

BATHROOMS: A man has five items in his bathroom - a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of Dial soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of the items.

GROCERIES: A woman makes a list of things she needs and then goes out to the store and buys these things. A man waits till the only items left in his fridge are half a lime and a beer. Then he goes grocery shopping. He buys everything that looks good. By the time a man reaches the checkout counter, his cart is packed tighter than the Clampett's car on Beverly Hillbillies. Of course, this will not stop him from going to the 10-items-or- less lane.

CATS: Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.

OFFSPRING: Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and soccer games and romances and best friends and favorite foods and secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

DRESSING UP: A woman will dress up to: go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, get the mail. A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

LAUNDRY: Women do laundry every couple of days. A man will wear every article of clothing he owns, including his surgical pants that were hip about eight years ago, before he will do his laundry. When he is finally out of clothes, he will wear a dirty sweatshirt inside out, rent a U-Haul and take his mountain of clothes to the Laundromat. Men always expect to meet beautiful women at the Laundromat. This is a myth perpetuated by reruns of old American sitcoms.

MIRRORS: Men are vain; they will check themselves out in a mirror. Women are ridiculous; they will check out their reflections in any shiny surface: mirrors, spoons, store windows, Joe Garagiola's head.

MENOPAUSE: When a woman reaches menopause, she goes through a variety of complicated emotional, psychological, and biological changes. The nature and degree of these changes varies with the individual. Menopause in a man provokes a uniform reaction...he buys aviator glasses, a snazzy French cap and leather driving gloves, and goes shopping for a Porsche.

TOYS: Little girls love to play with toys. Then when they reach the age of 11 or 12, they lose interest. Men never grow out of their obsession with toys. As they get older, their toys simply become more expensive and silly and impractical. Examples of men's toys: little miniature TV's. Complicated juicers and blenders. Graphic equalizers. Small robots that serve cocktails on command. Video games. Anything that blinks, beeps, and requires at least six 'D' batteries to operate.

MOVIES: Every actress in the history of movies has had to do a nude scene. This is because every movie in the history of movies has been produced by a man. Men will only show their butts, because butt size doesn't really matter.

JEWELRY: Women look nice when they wear jewelry. A man can get away with wearing one ring and that's it. Any more than that and he will look like a lounge singer named Ramone.

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| Closed on 02/23/10 at 05:00PM
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#5 | 1680 days ago
Mr_Rogers (+)

Boys have a penis...girls have a vagina.
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#1 | 1680 days ago

It's amazing how much junk food we get if I ever do the grocery shopping, lol.  But my wife saves us money food shopping, so I usually leave that up to her.
Beaneaters (The Other Man)  
#2 | 1680 days ago

 After all the points I can say women's are complicated and expensive ..437 items ..totally artificial ..but men's r natural only 5 items ....Men's can manage things easily whereas Women's can manage to shout if something goes wrong ... lack of management ....Men's always gets full marks on tht ....
#3 | 1680 days ago

 Women post things like this to make it seem like they are better than men in everything.  Men let women post things like this, and agree with the women on most points in order to get some.
Beaneaters (The Other Man)  
#4 | 1680 days ago

gotta disagree with groceries, cats and dressing up. i don't kick my cat, but i do enjoy smooshing her flat against the wall when she is off her guard.
#5 | 1680 days ago
Mr_Rogers (+)

Boys have a penis...girls have a vagina.
#6 | 1680 days ago
bcchop (+)

the "d battery's " seem more in line with women's toys.....
#7 | 1680 days ago
ArmyStrong212 (+)

I disagree with most of this. I know more about my little girl than her mom... and the Laundry i did it cause she is lazy, thats why she recently became an ex.  BCCHOP hit the nail onthe head with the battery comment!!!
#8 | 1680 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

 Men need a place.... women need a reason.
Beaneaters (The Other Man)  
#9 | 1680 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

bcchop wrote:
the "d battery's " seem more in line with women's toys.....
 Well we do like our toys. We have to keep them in working order you know.
Beaneaters (The Other Man)  
#10 | 1680 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 Well we do like our toys. We have to keep them in working order you know.
you wild woman!! what size toy do you have that takes D batteries???
#11 | 1680 days ago
bcchop (+)

my vibrator has 2 wheels and most women love it..:)
#12 | 1680 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
you wild woman!! what size toy do you have that takes D batteries???
2 words.. Louisville Slugger
#13 | 1680 days ago

Your friends become their try to get them to invite their friends, but for some reason, they won't. It's like that old favorite chair of theirs, they want to keep it, but are unsure of how your going to feel about it.
#14 | 1680 days ago

The differences in men and women are what attracts us to each other.    I wouldn't have it any other way.
Beaneaters (The Other Man)  
#15 | 1680 days ago

I disagree with the cats...I hate them. And the laundry I try to go as long as possible before I do mine.
And the toys? I love them!!
Beaneaters (The Other Man)  
#16 | 1680 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
you wild woman!! what size toy do you have that takes D batteries???
i was thinking that same thing!
#17 | 1680 days ago

you guys have all done this:  brag about how we do the cooking in summer. we use the grill to give the wives a BREAK.  however, they have caught on to us. they  did the shopping, prepping, table setting, serving, table clearing, general cleanup, dishes and on and on and on. now they demand we help them or get one upside the head. we had a good run, life was good but it's over now.  bring back the old days.
Beaneaters (The Other Man)  
#18 | 1680 days ago

I love war movies, and silly movies like Airplane.! and The Three Amigos.!, whereas my wife will watch Harry Potter, The Lord of the Rings, and the Twilight Saga...ugh.
#19 | 1680 days ago

Oh I would totally show way more than my butt in a movie!
Beaneaters (The Other Man)  
#20 | 1678 days ago

Beaneaters (The Other Man)  
#21 | 1675 days ago

excuse me...but i beg to today have equal to more junk in the bathroom then women. They take freakin forever in there too! from taking a shower to taking a sh*t! Men spend more money on their toys then women do, for when we purchase a toy it will be used until it explodes... As for the shopping part...well my ex was good at that...he would come out with 10 bags and only have spent $80.00 while i came out with 2 bags and it cost me almost $150.00 go figure. and when men go through their freakin as menopause they retreat back to teenage mode while the woman just wants to get a baseball bat and destroy everything in sight that makes man happy.... men are more anal then the woman is....they have become very picky in their chothing and appearances then a woman has.  YUP! MEN ARE BIG ASSSSSP BABIES!!!
#22 | 1675 days ago
NMboyzfan (+)

bcchop wrote:
my vibrator has 2 wheels and most women love it..:)
Mine has three....same reaction!!

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