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Joke of the Day -- 02/13/2010
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53.61. Joke of the Day -- 02/13/2010

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#3 | 1626 days ago

A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy.
The teacher told him to go down to the principal's office. He was to telephone his mother and ask her what he should do about it. He did it and returned to his class. Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his penis hanging out.
'I thought I told you to call your mom!' she said. 'I did,' he said, 'And she told me that if I could stick it out till
noon, she'd come and pick me up from school.'

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#1 | 1626 days ago
Mr_Rogers (+)

Confucius Say:

When a bomb goes off in the middle of a herd of cows, there will be udder destruction
.

#2 | 1626 days ago

i don't guess  a headache would be a good enough excuse. 

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#3 | 1626 days ago

A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy.
The teacher told him to go down to the principal's office. He was to telephone his mother and ask her what he should do about it. He did it and returned to his class. Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his penis hanging out.
'I thought I told you to call your mom!' she said. 'I did,' he said, 'And she told me that if I could stick it out till
noon, she'd come and pick me up from school.'

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#4 | 1626 days ago
18packabs (+)

UNGA BUNGA!!!!!
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#5 | 1626 days ago
JRSFLAME88 (+)

Show the women some love!  
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#6 | 1626 days ago

I am sorry to say but i didn't like this. This is totally cruelty. Even though this is as a joke, How someone can laugh on this one. 
#7 | 1626 days ago

mudhar_ravinder wrote:
I am sorry to say but i didn't like this. This is totally cruelty. Even though this is as a joke, How someone can laugh on this one. 
 I agree with you total cruelty ..tht was wht in stone age..caring hair more than the other parts .........Happy V.Day....
#8 | 1626 days ago

 in my case. reverse that
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#9 | 1626 days ago
Cherrie (+)

#10 | 1626 days ago

WHAT CAUSES ARTHRITIS?

A drunk who smelled like beer sat down on a subway next to a priest.

The man's clothes were stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket.

He opened his newspaper and began reading.

After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, "Say Father, what causes arthritis?"

The priest replies, "My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of a bath."

The drunk muttered in response "Well, I'll be damned!" Then returned to his paper.

The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong.  How long have you had arthritis?"
The drunk answered, "I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does."

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