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Who Wants My FanIQ Fanny? 2/15 Crown!
Who Wants My FanIQ Fanny? 2/15 Crown! PhotoHi Friends!
Welcome to this week's installment of "Who Wants My FanIQ Fanny?"
First let's start by congratulating NMboyzfan! He won last week's trophy for his poll, Why Can't I Own a Canadian?

This week we will be voting on polls in the Locker Room created from Friday February 5 - Thursday February 11. Monday, we'll crown a new winner! Here's how it works:

I choose the polls according to these criteria:
  • They must be Locker Room polls
  • They must be original (no ongoing series polls...I will do a one-time award for them another time)
  • They must have 5 or more "Respects"
  • They must have active participation in the forum
  • "This or That" one-question polls don't really work for me...put some thought into it :)
  • They must not be set to "Never Close"

  • Moderators can participate
  • Polls with a combination of high respect and a high number of comments will be the first to be considered for the voting poll.
Qualifying polls for each weekly award are posted from Friday - Thursday each week
The polls submitted Friday before each voting cycle count toward next week's poll. Each Friday evening or Saturday morning will start the weekend voting. Got it?

The winner of the poll each week will have their name put on my Fanny. I will upload the new award into my photo collection so the winner can add it to theirs, save it, etc. and use it as they wish.

This week's contestants:
Criticize the person above's favorite team - (season 2) - wyldePHX
What Type are you? - marcus_nyce
A wasted day!!!! - cubsgirl2
I'm Changing In The Locker Room, Wanna Come See... - Dream_Machine
It might be stupid, and a lil illegal, but its mine. - sports_schmorts
The Day-After-the-Super-Bowl - JRSFLAME88
FanIQ's Ultimate Super Bowl Party - kramer
Seriously, WTF are ad executives thinking?!?!? - xtra_ill
Scenes From A FanIQ Hat - Halftime Edition - tpowell25
Did You Get Buried? - kramer
Your Favorite Super Bowl Commercials-----Edited Version! - JRSFLAME88
"I will cut you." - sports_schmorts
Hey, it's 2:30 in the morning, and... - gobigblue1960
Celebrity Initials Game - wyldePHX

Want your poll in the contest next week? Want to nominate someone else? Put it in the comments of the previous week's voting poll.

Competition is fierce and there's a maximum of 20 spots each week. Dazzle me! (Now come on, guys and girls...I was having a hard time finding some stuff this week. Send your nominations, and make those polls!)
Featured by: kramer at 2/13/10 1:54PM
| Closed on 02/15/10 at 03:00AM
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
35 Fans 
31%a. Criticize the person above's favorite team - (season 2)
3%b. What Type are you?
0%c. A wasted day!!!!
31%d. I'm Changing In The Locker Room, Wanna Come See...
3%e. It might be stupid, and a lil illegal, but its mine.
3%f. The Day-After-the-Super-Bowl
3%g. FanIQ's Ultimate Super Bowl Party
3%h. Seriously, WTF are ad executives thinking?!?!?
0%i. Scenes From A FanIQ Hat - Halftime Edition
3%j. Did You Get Buried?
3%k. Your Favorite Super Bowl Commercials-----Edited Version!
6%l. "I will cut you."
11%m. Hey, it's 2:30 in the morning, and...
0%n. Celebrity Initials Game

 &nbp;
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#36 | 1221 days ago

 Jess wrote:
Your "font type" poll was picked as one of the best of the week and now people get to vote on it...if you win, you get my Fanny award for this week! 
Oh. What? I don't... whatever. Hey I always wanted to ask you, is your full name Jess Bending-Rodriguez? (Geek joke, I think I'll retire for the evening or send out a few drunk texts... I think your Mariners are gonna be pretty good this year. I feel like I'm trapped in one of hippie -queens benders. See how i tied that up allllllll, half in the bag!?)
"I will cut you."  
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Vote for your favorite comments. Fans decide the Top Comment (3+ votes) and also hide poor quality comments (4+ votes).
#1 | 1222 days ago

 My favorite was   "I am changing in the locker room."  
I'm Changing In The Locker Room, Wanna Come See...  
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#2 | 1222 days ago

  For me locker room is not about sex and sexy talks and it is about all aspects of life, it is trivia of life, as main game is in the arena,success and failure in the game, build the team, be part of the team, though sex is important like food, it is not everything in life, societal rights have to be respected, individual rights have to be with duties to the society, other wise it will be might is right in society, lobby that has more resources will be "right", not the good of the society.
Any venture unless it is economically successful, with good ethics and morals, it can as well be prostitution , the oldest profession.?Male or female sex worker also earns , but society has its own view on this type of earning.Society does not care for the health of a sex worker,  though individuals do contribute to the ill health.!
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#3 | 1222 days ago

 I picked GoBigBlue's "Hey, it's 2:30 in the morning" because it points out my insomnia, and found me some other insomniacs to talk to around 3am other than Jess. 

(not that I was getting bored with talking to you, Jess, just those cool/hilarious/usually having to do with Starbucks, stories lose their luster after I've heard them all 4-5 times. )
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#4 | 1222 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

 I had to much fun in criticize the persons team. had to go with it.
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#5 | 1222 days ago

 AGREED Glenda...still doing it...102 YEARS?? (OOPS...SORRY...WRONG POLL)
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#6 | 1222 days ago
18packabs (+)

Congrats to NMbysfan.
What Type are you?  
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#7 | 1222 days ago
JRSFLAME88 (+)

(Edited by JRSFLAME88)
I second ED! Congrats to NMbysfan. Jess. you did an excellent job on the trophy!  I think the poll I'm Changing In The Locker Room should win.  Ofcourse, I had to pick one of mine!     Is the winner decided in this poll? I'm a little confused on how the voting goes. Thanks!
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#8 | 1222 days ago

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Dream_Machine's------------Good Stuff in that one.
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#9 | 1222 days ago

 This week was a really hard decision. But i had to go with the dream machine for the drama! good times. but honorable mention to i will cut you and a wasted day!
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#10 | 1222 days ago

 Congrats NMboyzFan - from a Canadian
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#11 | 1222 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

icfeet wrote:
AGREED Glenda...still doing it...102 YEARS?? (OOPS...SORRY...WRONG POLL)
 bite me! 
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#12 | 1222 days ago

 Thanks for the nominations, but I don't believe either of mine deserve to be a  part of this list. They're just simple 'enter a number' polls.
"I will cut you."  
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#13 | 1222 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

Kenne wrote:
Thanks for the nominations, but I don't believe either of mine deserve to be a  part of this list. They're just simple 'enter a number' polls.
 bulls**t! your criticize the team poll was fun!!!     
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#14 | 1222 days ago

 JRSFLAME88 wrote:
I second ED! Congrats to NMbysfan. Jess. you did an excellent job on the trophy!  I think the poll I'm Changing In The Locker Room should win.  Ofcourse, I had to pick one of mine!     Is the winner decided in this poll? I'm a little confused on how the voting goes. Thanks!
The person who will get the crown on Monday is decided in this poll - it's a weekend vote :)
Then next weekend, we will be voting on polls created from yesterday through this upcoming Thursday. Since the poll goes from either late Friday night or early Saturday morning through midnight on Sunday, Friday polls go on the next poll (my head is spinning)...anyway; I'm going to start to try and get the voting poll out earlier on Friday so people who don't come around much throughout the weekend have a chance to vote too.
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#15 | 1222 days ago

 Chief_aka_James wrote:
I picked GoBigBlue's "Hey, it's 2:30 in the morning" because it points out my insomnia, and found me some other insomniacs to talk to around 3am other than Jess. 

(not that I was getting bored with talking to you, Jess, just those cool/hilarious/usually having to do with Starbucks, stories lose their luster after I've heard them all 4-5 times. )
I don't even have any stories about Starbucks, I just love it.
The one you're talking about was my name story
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#16 | 1222 days ago

 Kenne wrote:
Thanks for the nominations, but I don't believe either of mine deserve to be a  part of this list. They're just simple 'enter a number' polls.
They're both creative and promote some great interaction. They definitely belong in the poll!
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#17 | 1222 days ago

 Jess wrote:
I don't even have any stories about Starbucks, I just love it.
The one you're talking about was my name story
Yea, you've had other stories that I've heard before, but didn't have the heart to tell you, just go with the "that's nice" over and over. And I have heard plenty of short stories of how you got your Caramel Macchiato that day.

And you too on that eye roll? I thought Janet and Becky doing that to me every time I said something dumb was enough.
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#18 | 1222 days ago
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Kenne wrote:
Thanks for the nominations, but I don't believe either of mine deserve to be a  part of this list. They're just simple 'enter a number' polls.
 Your humility is admirable but undeserved. 
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#19 | 1222 days ago
jasonwrites (+)

 I had to go for "Changing in the Locker Room"... unlike most polls of this kind in the past, where it seemed someone was just trying to stir the pot... Thomas's actually provoked some thoughtful discussion... it definitely left me pondering some things.
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#20 | 1222 days ago

 Chief_aka_James wrote:
Yea, you've had other stories that I've heard before, but didn't have the heart to tell you, just go with the "that's nice" over and over. And I have heard plenty of short stories of how you got your Caramel Macchiato that day.

And you too on that eye roll? I thought Janet and Becky doing that to me every time I said something dumb was enough.
I don't think I've ever seen you say "that's nice" but ok...I'll remember that. I'll just talk to bore someone else from now on.
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#21 | 1222 days ago

 Jess wrote:
I don't think I've ever seen you say "that's nice" but ok...I'll remember that. I'll just talk to bore someone else from now on.
Damn whipper-snappers...they just don't know when to appreciate true wisdom, do they? 
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#22 | 1222 days ago

 Jess wrote:
I don't think I've ever seen you say "that's nice" but ok...I'll remember that. I'll just talk to bore someone else from now on.
You can bore talk to me any time!
It might be stupid, and a lil illegal, but its mine.   
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#23 | 1222 days ago

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HouTxFan wrote:
Damn whipper-snappers...they just don't know when to appreciate true wisdom, do they? 
I've heard whipper-snappers, cockamamie, and twitterpated all in the same day now, what year is this?
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#24 | 1222 days ago

 Chief_aka_James wrote:
I've heard whipper-snappers, cockamamie, and twitterpated all in the same day now, what year is this?
Must not be your year, you twitterpated, cockamamie young whipper-snapper, you!    (Just kidding, I think. Will you give me links to the origial cockamamie and twitterpated posts so I can let you know for sure?!?)
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#25 | 1222 days ago

 HouTxFan wrote:
Must not be your year, you twitterpated, cockamamie young whipper-snapper, you!    (Just kidding, I think. Will you give me links to the origial cockamamie and twitterpated posts so I can let you know for sure?!?)
Oh, all weren't on here, sadly - twitterpated happened in a yahoo chat with (who would've guessed) Jess. And cockamamie happened twice today talking with a friend, just the combination of all three is scary.

*Oh where has this Fanny talk gone...*
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#26 | 1222 days ago

 I personally like "discombobulated"
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#27 | 1222 days ago

 HouTxFan wrote:
Must not be your year, you twitterpated, cockamamie young whipper-snapper, you!    (Just kidding, I think. Will you give me links to the origial cockamamie and twitterpated posts so I can let you know for sure?!?)
I say twitterpated ALL the time...but I usually misspell it "twitterpaited"  - so I'm sure I could probably find somewhere I've said it on here
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#28 | 1222 days ago

 JrCanuckFan wrote:
You can bore talk to me any time!
Thank you Debi! Wait...did you just first say "bore" and then change it? Hmmmm...I'm starting to think I might be boring...who'da thunk?
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#29 | 1222 days ago

 Jess wrote:
Thank you Debi! Wait...did you just first say "bore" and then change it? Hmmmm...I'm starting to think I might be boring...who'da thunk?
Ooo, me, me - I thunk'd it.
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#30 | 1222 days ago

 Jess wrote:
Thank you Debi! Wait...did you just first say "bore" and then change it? Hmmmm...I'm starting to think I might be boring...who'da thunk?
It was a play on your comment where you said
 
"I'll just talk to bore someone else from now on."

because i don't find you boring at all....armpit hair on fire is hardly boring.....
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#31 | 1222 days ago

 JrCanuckFan wrote:
It was a play on your comment where you said
 
"I'll just talk to bore someone else from now on."

because i don't find you boring at all....armpit hair on fire is hardly boring.....
LOL! Ok let's make sure we clarify...it wasn't MY armpit hair. I may be relatively liberal and I live in the Pacific Northwest, but mine are smooth as a baby's bottom...
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#32 | 1221 days ago

 JrCanuckFan wrote:
It was a play on your comment where you said
 
"I'll just talk to bore someone else from now on."

because i don't find you boring at all....armpit hair on fire is hardly boring.....
i'll 2nd that!
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#33 | 1221 days ago

 I don't understand any of this? What? Why? Who? Robots?
"I will cut you."  
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#34 | 1221 days ago

 marcus_nyce wrote:
I don't understand any of this? What? Why? Who? Robots?
Your "font type" poll was picked as one of the best of the week and now people get to vote on it...if you win, you get my Fanny award for this week! 
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#35 | 1221 days ago

 Hell I give out plenty of fanny awards after a long night of drinking beer and eating chili
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#36 | 1221 days ago

 Jess wrote:
Your "font type" poll was picked as one of the best of the week and now people get to vote on it...if you win, you get my Fanny award for this week! 
Oh. What? I don't... whatever. Hey I always wanted to ask you, is your full name Jess Bending-Rodriguez? (Geek joke, I think I'll retire for the evening or send out a few drunk texts... I think your Mariners are gonna be pretty good this year. I feel like I'm trapped in one of hippie -queens benders. See how i tied that up allllllll, half in the bag!?)
"I will cut you."  
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#37 | 1221 days ago

  Seems competitive and encouraging...something that can wake up few people in Q......smart and good idea.........
Did You Get Buried?  
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#38 | 1221 days ago

 I have to say..."It's an honor just to be nominated."
Hey, it's 2:30 in the morning, and...  
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#39 | 1219 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

gobigblue1960 wrote:
I have to say..."It's an honor just to be nominated."
 suck up. 
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#40 | 1219 days ago
NMboyzfan (+)

Good luck to all nominees.  Of course, the LR only puts out the lowest quality polls, so keep up the bad work!
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#41 | 1218 days ago
Bastyd (+)

Prolly not even in the running,,,, BUT,,,,,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W05cPXpUHGI
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#42 | 1218 days ago

 Looks like we have a tie this week! I'll make two trophies. Congratulations Dream_Machine and wylde_PHX!
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#43 | 1218 days ago
Bastyd (+)

BUMMER!!!

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byEGjLU2egA
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#44 | 1210 days ago
Bastyd (+)

I've GOT to be in the running?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gV3g9LCvPc
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