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Sniglets - Volume 1
For those of you who don't know, a Sniglet is using two or more words together to create a new word.  Or if you go by Sniglet creator Rich Hall's definition, it's "any word that doesn't appear in the dictionary, but should.".

So, do you know your Sniglets?  Here is the definition of 20 Sniglets, and you figure out what each one means (and which ones you've used).

1)  The body's reaction to someone running his fingernails down a chalkboard.

2)  Possessing the uncanny knack for approaching a set of double doors and ALWAYS pushing the locked one.

3)  A bald tire.

4)  The unsettling feeling, at a stoplight, that the busload of kids that just pulled up beside you is making fun of you.

5)  The overlapping moment of time when the hand is locking the car door even as the brain is saying "my keys are in there".

6)  The desperate attempt by a homeowner to "talk" his overflowing toilet into backing down.

7)  The chipped or broken M&M's at the bottom of the bag.

8)  The mistaken notion that the more you press the elevator button the faster it will arrive.

9)  The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string or piece of lint at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance.

10)  A person, who, having wandered into an "invisible" spider web begins gyrating and flailing about wildly.

11)  Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk carton so badly that one has to resort to using the "illegal side".

12)  The small line of debris that refuses to be swept onto the dust pan and keeps backing a person across the room until he finally decides to give up and sweep it under the rug.

13)  Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with your toes.

14)  The uncontrollable urge to lean out the car window and yell "Moooo!!!!" every time you pass a cow.

15)  Two people, who, while making out, open their eyes at the same time to see if the other is looking.

16)  Being able to drive and refold a road map at the same time.

17)  People who try to sneak more than "10 items or less" into the express checkout lane.

18)  The part of the envelope that tells a person where to place the stamp when they can't quite figure it out themselves.

19)  Initial blast of odor upon opening a can of dog food.

20)  A rescue vehicle which can only be seen in the rear-view mirror.
Featured by: Jess at 2/16/10 1:15AM
| Closed on 03/17/10 at 10:00PM
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room, Miscellaneous | Opinion List
Rank25 FansAvg (1st)
1.Chalktrauma19.1 (22)
2.Ambiportalous15.2 (1)
3.Brattled14.7
4.Flowright13.9
5.Maypop13.5
6.Ignisecond13.3
7.Memnants12.6
8.Elecelleration12.0
9.Carperpetuation11.9
10.Arachnidiot11.3
11.Bovilexia10.2
12.Lactomangulation10.0
13.Frust9.0
14.Aquadextrous8.9 (1)
15.Accordianated7.8
16.Expressholes6.8
17.Glantics6.7
18.Ecnalubma4.6
19.Idiot Box4.5 (1)
20.Alponium4.0

 &nbp;
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#11 | 1681 days ago

Now you know where she got it from...

1. Chalktrauma  2. Ambiportalous  3. Maypop  4. Brattled  5. Ignisecond  6. Flowright  7. Memnants  8. Elecelleration  9. Carperpetuation  10. Arachnidiot  11. Lactomangulation  12. Frust  13. Aquadextrous  14. Bovilexia  15. Glantics  16. Accordianated  17. Expressholes  18. Idiot Box  19. Alponium  20. Ecnalubma  
  
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#1 | 1681 days ago

Correct answers.

Good luck and have fun!
1. Chalktrauma  2. Ambiportalous  3. Maypop  4. Brattled  5. Ignisecond  6. Flowright  7. Memnants  8. Elecelleration  9. Carperpetuation  10. Arachnidiot  11. Lactomangulation  12. Frust  13. Aquadextrous  14. Bovilexia  15. Glantics  16. Accordianated  17. Expressholes  18. Idiot Box  19. Alponium  20. Ecnalubma  
#2 | 1681 days ago

LOL, those were great! the only one I can remember is the mega-nega bar (spel?) that you use when writing a check.
#3 | 1681 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
That was hard....and my eyes are tired. I tried to stare the correct images into my brain. Good job though

and i prefer jackassery. does that count?

oh...did i pass...i am waaay too tired to try to scroll up and down checking them. lol
1. Chalktrauma  2. Ambiportalous  3. Maypop  4. Brattled  5. Ignisecond  6. Flowright  7. Memnants  8. Elecelleration  9. Carperpetuation  10. Arachnidiot  11. Lactomangulation  12. Frust  13. Aquadextrous  14. Bovilexia  15. Glantics  16. Accordianated  17. Expressholes  18. Idiot Box  19. Alponium  20. Ecnalubma  
#4 | 1681 days ago

 11/20...not to bad for not hearing about these before.
1. Chalktrauma  2. Ambiportalous  3. Elecelleration  4. Alponium  5. Ignisecond  6. Bovilexia  7. Brattled  8. Frust  9. Flowright  10. Arachnidiot  11. Lactomangulation  12. Memnants  13. Aquadextrous  14. Carperpetuation  15. Glantics  16. Accordianated  17. Expressholes  18. Idiot Box  19. Maypop  20. Ecnalubma  
#5 | 1681 days ago

Ok that was just fun fun fun....dont even care if i got any right.....lol...
1. Chalktrauma  2. Accordianated  3. Ecnalubma  4. Bovilexia  5. Arachnidiot  6. Aquadextrous  7. Memnants  8. Ignisecond  9. Carperpetuation  10. Brattled  11. Lactomangulation  12. Frust  13. Flowright  14. Alponium  15. Glantics  16. Elecelleration  17. Expressholes  18. Idiot Box  19. Maypop  20. Ambiportalous  
#6 | 1681 days ago

(Edited by kteacher)
12/20---------60% No Bueno!
1. Chalktrauma  2. Accordianated  3. Brattled  4. Alponium  5. Ignisecond  6. Glantics  7. Memnants  8. Elecelleration  9. Carperpetuation  10. Arachnidiot  11. Lactomangulation  12. Frust  13. Aquadextrous  14. Bovilexia  15. Ecnalubma  16. Ambiportalous  17. Expressholes  18. Idiot Box  19. Maypop  20. Flowright  
#7 | 1681 days ago
18packabs (+)

Thre were answers here??
1. Ambiportalous  2. Expressholes  3. Bovilexia  4. Lactomangulation  5. Ignisecond  6. Carperpetuation  7. Arachnidiot  8. Aquadextrous  9. Ecnalubma  10. Maypop  11. Flowright  12. Accordianated  13. Glantics  14. Idiot Box  15. Chalktrauma  16. Elecelleration  17. Brattled  18. Alponium  19. Memnants  20. Frust  
#8 | 1681 days ago

Dude, I got  a PERFECT score! BIM!
1. Chalktrauma  2. Ambiportalous  3. Maypop  4. Brattled  5. Ignisecond  6. Flowright  7. Memnants  8. Elecelleration  9. Carperpetuation  10. Arachnidiot  11. Lactomangulation  12. Frust  13. Aquadextrous  14. Bovilexia  15. Glantics  16. Accordianated  17. Expressholes  18. Idiot Box  19. Alponium  20. Ecnalubma  
#9 | 1681 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
Dude, I got  a PERFECT score! BIM!

That's impressive, Ashlie. 

I couldn't have done it

1. Chalktrauma  2. Ambiportalous  3. Maypop  4. Brattled  5. Ignisecond  6. Flowright  7. Memnants  8. Elecelleration  9. Carperpetuation  10. Arachnidiot  11. Lactomangulation  12. Frust  13. Aquadextrous  14. Bovilexia  15. Glantics  16. Accordianated  17. Expressholes  18. Idiot Box  19. Alponium  20. Ecnalubma  
#10 | 1681 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
Dude, I got  a PERFECT score! BIM!

Way to go Dear One...runs in the family! 

1. Chalktrauma  2. Ambiportalous  3. Maypop  4. Brattled  5. Ignisecond  6. Flowright  7. Memnants  8. Elecelleration  9. Carperpetuation  10. Arachnidiot  11. Lactomangulation  12. Frust  13. Aquadextrous  14. Bovilexia  15. Glantics  16. Accordianated  17. Expressholes  18. Idiot Box  19. Alponium  20. Ecnalubma  
#11 | 1681 days ago

Now you know where she got it from...

1. Chalktrauma  2. Ambiportalous  3. Maypop  4. Brattled  5. Ignisecond  6. Flowright  7. Memnants  8. Elecelleration  9. Carperpetuation  10. Arachnidiot  11. Lactomangulation  12. Frust  13. Aquadextrous  14. Bovilexia  15. Glantics  16. Accordianated  17. Expressholes  18. Idiot Box  19. Alponium  20. Ecnalubma  
#12 | 1681 days ago

You mean there were correct answers to this? 
1. Chalktrauma  2. Accordianated  3. Brattled  4. Expressholes  5. Ignisecond  6. Flowright  7. Memnants  8. Elecelleration  9. Ambiportalous  10. Maypop  11. Glantics  12. Bovilexia  13. Ecnalubma  14. Carperpetuation  15. Aquadextrous  16. Lactomangulation  17. Arachnidiot  18. Frust  19. Alponium  20. Idiot Box  
#13 | 1681 days ago
JRSFLAME88 (+)

That took a while! 
1. Chalktrauma  2. Ambiportalous  3. Maypop  4. Brattled  5. Ignisecond  6. Flowright  7. Memnants  8. Elecelleration  9. Carperpetuation  10. Arachnidiot  11. Lactomangulation  12. Frust  13. Aquadextrous  14. Bovilexia  15. Expressholes  16. Accordianated  17. Glantics  18. Idiot Box  19. Alponium  20. Ecnalubma  
#14 | 1681 days ago

tpowell25 wrote:

That's impressive, Ashlie. 

I couldn't have done it

oohhh...it took a while and focus. My child was neglected for a good 10 minutes...but i am quite serious about my vocabulary words, even if they arent real. I want a prize!

oh...Thanks, ma.  and they say Leigh's the smart one. Pssh!
1. Chalktrauma  2. Ambiportalous  3. Maypop  4. Brattled  5. Ignisecond  6. Flowright  7. Memnants  8. Elecelleration  9. Carperpetuation  10. Arachnidiot  11. Lactomangulation  12. Frust  13. Aquadextrous  14. Bovilexia  15. Glantics  16. Accordianated  17. Expressholes  18. Idiot Box  19. Alponium  20. Ecnalubma  
#15 | 1681 days ago

(Edited by HouTxFan)
kobe_lova wrote:
oohhh...it took a while and focus. My child was neglected for a good 10 minutes...but i am quite serious about my vocabulary words, even if they arent real. I want a prize!

oh...Thanks, ma.  and they say Leigh's the smart one. Pssh!
You are all smart, you are all cute...and none of you are a...well, you know.   

As for being serious about vocabulary...I agree. Who needs real words when you can make 'em up?  Somebody catch that crazy little running truck and make him fork over prizes!
1. Chalktrauma  2. Ambiportalous  3. Maypop  4. Brattled  5. Ignisecond  6. Flowright  7. Memnants  8. Elecelleration  9. Carperpetuation  10. Arachnidiot  11. Lactomangulation  12. Frust  13. Aquadextrous  14. Bovilexia  15. Glantics  16. Accordianated  17. Expressholes  18. Idiot Box  19. Alponium  20. Ecnalubma  
#16 | 1680 days ago

17/20, and I understand the ones I got wrong.
1. Chalktrauma  2. Ambiportalous  3. Maypop  4. Carperpetuation  5. Ignisecond  6. Flowright  7. Memnants  8. Elecelleration  9. Alponium  10. Arachnidiot  11. Lactomangulation  12. Frust  13. Aquadextrous  14. Bovilexia  15. Glantics  16. Accordianated  17. Expressholes  18. Idiot Box  19. Brattled  20. Ecnalubma  
#17 | 1680 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

 Good God, it took me 20 minutes to get 3 right.  But once you see it you say ok I get it. 
1. Chalktrauma  2. Ambiportalous  3. Maypop  4. Brattled  5. Idiot Box  6. Flowright  7. Memnants  8. Accordianated  9. Ecnalubma  10. Arachnidiot  11. Lactomangulation  12. Frust  13. Aquadextrous  14. Bovilexia  15. Carperpetuation  16. Glantics  17. Expressholes  18. Ignisecond  19. Alponium  20. Elecelleration  
#18 | 1680 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 Good God, it took me 20 minutes to get 3 right.  But once you see it you say ok I get it. 
OK your making me laugh.....wasn't it fun though.....and they all do make sense once you read them....
1. Chalktrauma  2. Accordianated  3. Ecnalubma  4. Bovilexia  5. Arachnidiot  6. Aquadextrous  7. Memnants  8. Ignisecond  9. Carperpetuation  10. Brattled  11. Lactomangulation  12. Frust  13. Flowright  14. Alponium  15. Glantics  16. Elecelleration  17. Expressholes  18. Idiot Box  19. Maypop  20. Ambiportalous  
#19 | 1680 days ago

I can't help but think that word is derogatory to some...jj
1. Chalktrauma  2. Ambiportalous  3. Maypop  4. Brattled  5. Ignisecond  6. Flowright  7. Memnants  8. Elecelleration  9. Carperpetuation  10. Arachnidiot  11. Lactomangulation  12. Frust  13. Aquadextrous  14. Bovilexia  15. Glantics  16. Accordianated  17. Expressholes  18. Idiot Box  19. Alponium  20. Ecnalubma  
#20 | 1680 days ago

I got them all correct...thank god
1. Chalktrauma  2. Ambiportalous  3. Maypop  4. Brattled  5. Ignisecond  6. Flowright  7. Memnants  8. Elecelleration  9. Carperpetuation  10. Arachnidiot  11. Lactomangulation  12. Frust  13. Aquadextrous  14. Bovilexia  15. Glantics  16. Accordianated  17. Expressholes  18. Idiot Box  19. Alponium  20. Ecnalubma  
#21 | 1680 days ago

lol...and all make sense...unfortunately I am victim to some...damn Cows
1. Chalktrauma  2. Ambiportalous  3. Maypop  4. Brattled  5. Ignisecond  6. Flowright  7. Memnants  8. Elecelleration  9. Carperpetuation  10. Arachnidiot  11. Lactomangulation  12. Frust  13. Aquadextrous  14. Bovilexia  15. Glantics  16. Accordianated  17. Expressholes  18. Idiot Box  19. Alponium  20. Ecnalubma  

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